Instead of saying do you understand what im saying, try one of theses out:
You smelling what im cooking?
You rocking what im rolling?
You buying what im selling?
You drying what im washing?
You itching what im scratching?
You leasing what im loaning?
You puffing what im passing?
You tugging what im pulling?
You pasteing what im copying?
You sipping what im drinking?
You hitting what im pitching?
You buttering what im toasting
You cashing what im checking?
You catching what im chasing?
You bagging what im scanning?
You scanning what im buying?
You catching what im fishing?
You checking what im spelling?
You sniffing what im scratching?
You smelling what im stepping in?
You ducking what im dodging?
You munching what im crunching?
You sniffing what im spraying?
You beating what im boxing?
You snacking what im packing?
Those are just some of the good ones me and my friends came up with while being blown, lets hear yours?

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Comments

 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 12:32pm
surahh Says:
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 12:45pm

Idk why but i couldnt stop laughing at these. This made my day. Thanks for the laughs my good man.

 
 
Thu, 10/28/2010 - 1:41pm

me too. i could just picture ppl saying em..
my roomates tryin to figure out what im crackin on

.....M.J.S.....
not three for life.
three forever.

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 3:36pm
bluntpuffa Says:

i had to sign on to upvote this i lol

- The thoughts of an 18 year old male Californian.

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:08pm

you picking up what im putting down
you smelling what im ripping
you lighting what im (sucking?)

 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:18am
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:20pm
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:28pm
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:30pm
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:35pm

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you packing what im cashing?
you inhaling what im lighting?
you taking what im passing?
do you comprehend this shit??

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:40pm
Jamezypooh Says:

dude
you taking what im passing
is a hella good one

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:46pm
hoppdaddy Says:
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:40pm
Nickdotcom Says:

I always just say "you smell my fart"

it works on 2 levels

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 9:52pm

You swallowing what I'm releasing?
_______________________________________________
"We are Sex Ba-bomb! 1 2 3 4!"

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 10:00pm
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 10:00pm
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 10:08pm

I feel all these should be read in the voice of Ron Burgundy.
_______________________________________________
"We are Sex Ba-bomb! 1 2 3 4!"

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 10:44pm

I was thinking Sean Connery. Lol. But just the thought has got me giggling. :]

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 11:23pm
Jsmerf Says:
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 11:40pm
Resinated Says:

All official narration is done by Morgan Freeman, this is common knowledge.

-Statistically speaking, 98% of people die at some point in their life. That's frightening.-

 
 
Sun, 10/17/2010 - 4:39am

Fantastic idea, that would be the shit

Wu Wei Wu

 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 11:39pm
 
 
Fri, 10/15/2010 - 11:54pm
freebe233 Says:

you swallowing what im cumming (only use with chiks)

when life gets dull smoke a bowl

 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 12:21am
BigMeesh Says:
 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:15am
Blakers Says:

holllly shit. im so high i i cnt explain how much i just laughed before i could write this comment.

 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:52am
WillyWonka Says:
 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 7:16am
L_Blunt Says:
 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 8:43am
Marasberry Says:
 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 12:57pm

My dad started saying this one a while ago. "You smelling what im stepping in"

 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 2:15pm
 
 
Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:57pm
 
 
Sun, 10/17/2010 - 4:35am

you dunking what im ooping (alley oops)

 
 
Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:50pm
MNstoned Says:
 
 
Sun, 10/17/2010 - 3:31pm
nickrat Says:
 
 
Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:03pm
Dtj41 Says:

"Get it?"
________________________________
All Day I Dream About Smoking: ADIDAS

 
 
Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:21pm
baiaotou Says:

lol i think "bein blown" may have been a bad choice of words for gettin stoned lol

ganja connoisseur

 
 
Wed, 10/20/2010 - 6:18pm
PokenSmot Says:
 
 
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:20pm

dude who'd you get to blow you while saying all that weird shit?