A couple of days ago it was hot as hell and my mom wouldn't let me turn on the A/C so I took off my pants and went to my room to smoke some of the White Widow I bought a couple of days ago. After the third bowl I packed another but couldn't flick the lighter anymore so I decided to try after I got a slurpee. So I walked to AmPm and had noticed people giving me weird looks. I ignored it and proceeded into the AmPm store and a girl looked down at my pants with a "Holy shit." face. So I was like "Do I have a boner?" and I looked down and I had my bright yellow Tweety Bird boxers on. Forgot to put my pants back on before I left and I had a mile to walk to get back home.

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Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:51am


Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:45pm
happydaZe Says:

haha thats hilarious ive done something like that only i went to school blazed and forgot to put on my shoes

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 1:26am

I really want to believe you! So i'll give you the benefit of the doubt man. Hilarious! haha

Peace. Love. Health. Happiness. :)

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 4:41am
kazhe Says:

One time at work i blazed a bowl of Lemon Kush and for some reason I brought this nasty towl that i was using to clean the grease on the wheels of one of our carts at work. I didnt want to lose it so i put it on my head. I saw a car come and driving towards drive threw and ran to go get the order. We got busy. We were none stop for 3 hrs. After everything was settled me and my assistant manager went to go smoke a bowl. He looked at me and asked when i had a greasy towl on my head. .. . i looked at him and said "I put it on my head so I wouldnt forget it. . . "

Laughter followed

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 8:18am
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 10:38am

That has to be the funniest shit I have heard!!

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:00pm
stonered Says:

i doubt someone could smoke 3 bowls of white widow to them self.

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 4:09pm
kazhe Says:

Its possible i somked a blunt of it by myself. . . i was blown for like ever but i did it

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 10:51pm

being quite honest, i just domed like 10 bowls of white widdow in my bong in 10 hits. not that hard to kill bowls like nothing

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:14pm

I envy you, would be nice to have some white widow to smoke. And if my pants did come off I wouldn't give a fuck :]

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 1:22am
My_Name. Says:

I love how everyone doubts how much weed I smoke. :] Its like just because you don't want to get stoned as a mother fucker to where the vibration on you're muscles makes you almost fall down but it doesn't, doesn't mean I don't want to. I love getting so stoned that I can hardly take it.
But I grow my own bud but its not time for them to bud yet so I wanted a reminder of what I'm growing.

"Imagine all the people, living life in peace."

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 2:15pm

Do i have a boner?
hahahahahahah :)-~

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 2:24pm

yeah man put that away. o<-<8===D

"You cant just pass off a lighter, you have to test the next person to see if they are truly worthy of the flame."

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 3:17pm
johnnyb94 Says:

Im not trying to be negative like really you made me laugh my ass off but ok u had a mile to walk u took your pants off which means you took your shoes off as well unless u like to do things the hard way but u mean to tell me you went on your mile journey without putting shoes on because if u did u would obviousley notice u aren't wearing pants also undoubtedly u would feel that awesome breeze in boxers as soon as u stepped out the door sorry man really don't mean to be a dick but all the lies on this site have got to stop but I never smoked white widow so I dunno maybe by some divine force this did happen to you well then that's pretty awesome

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 7:59pm

dude i forget my shoes all the time when im high

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 8:11pm

and this is the reason why man invented sandals

"Its just a flower man, so do it."

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 9:03pm

if u had no pants then u obviously had no wallet, how did u plan on paying for the slurpee?
and who walks no adays anyways?

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 10:36pm
My_Name. Says:

Haha this is stupid, I have an explanation for everything you guys are saying is a, "lie". Do I honestly have to explain the ENTIRE process of what I did for you're satisfaction? I guess so.
For one, I don't wear shoes. The only time I wear shoes is when I go to work, or go out to a restaurant, movies, or out with friends, etc.
My Tweety Bird boxers have pockets. I don't know why they came like that but they did, but more and more brands are making boxers with pockets for whatever reason. My table in my room is where I leave my wallet, but I just grabbed my PayPal card put it in the my pocket and went.
I live in a desert town basically. Its called Victorville. Plus it was hotter in my house then it was outside so basically it just felt colder outside then it did in my house but it was still hot as hell.
And obviously I was walking because I'm saving up for a better car then a run down piece of crap. Plus I'm only 16 so get off my back about not having car. I just got my first job.
And White Widow is almost pure THC I last heard thats why I started growing it. If you look at the bud you can hardly see a lot of it because its covered with THC.

So anyone want to prove my story wrong still? I pretty much explained EVERYTHING in this comment about how this isn't a lie for other peoples satisfaction.

"Imagine all the people, living life in peace."

Sun, 08/08/2010 - 11:02pm
johnnyb94 Says:

Aay man it's no big deal i'm just some kid from Delaware any way I didnt mean to like be a dick but I gues I'd feel the same if I did that shit I didn't mean to come off like that nigga :)

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 12:10am
bjflash Says:

i often will undo my belt and unbutton my pants when I 'm sitting down after a meal. sometimes after lunch, I'll be in my office at work for an hour or so before I stand up again. It usually takes me a few steps out the door before my pants start to slip and I remember. I've had an instance or two when I've caught the waistband just as it was about to drop to knee level and nearly showed my coworkers my style of underwear for the day.

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 12:21am
My_Name. Says:

Naw its cool man. :]
I didn't mean to come off as a dick either, I've just never liked to be called a liar, so I was trying to prove to everyone I wasn't lying by telling how I forgot my pants and how I didn't notice it until I was at the store.
Come to California and I'll smoke you out and you'll realize how easy it was for me not to notice my pants are missing. :]

"Imagine all the people, living life in peace."

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 10:19am
Fatpat Says:
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 2:31am

I dont get why people here would rather argue about stories, rather than laugh and have a good time.

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 5:50pm
NinjaAlex Says:

HAHAHAHA. The real funny part is that you live with your mom.

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 10:12pm
My_Name. Says:

NinjaAlex you're so stupid.
I'm 16. Where the fuck am I supposed to go?

"Imagine all the people, living life in peace."

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 11:28pm

hahaha all this is the funniest shit ive read on here, fuck the haters
im 19 and live at home,and cant drive
its cheap,im poor, and my transmission broke, ninjas are gay anyways

Fri, 09/24/2010 - 2:00am


~Get some pussy, smoke some weed, make some money, fuck else you need?~

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 9:04am

ok now the 16 year old...living with parents is normal...."celticstoner"....get ur ass up and get a job....i prolly smoke 10 times more than u and have a job and still get shit done...ur the kinda people than make us look like lazy no-good potheads

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 3:43pm

xD thats hilarious!
i do that all the time though, on purpose...then again, i don't have tweety bird boxer lol

-Nowehere is there warmth to be found
among those afraid of losing their ground.-

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:24pm

Potterson, you're an ignorant fuck. Being a stoner is about being opened minded and excepting situations you really can't fathom, you know nothing about my 2 jobs,or my 20 hour shifts(a day, not week) or about my mom that got laid-off, or my dad who broke his back and can't work, not to mention the plethora of horrible coincidences that fucked my family up, my advice to you, is to shut the fuck up when you don't know what you're talking about. Outbursts won't always be on-line, wouldn't want your ass to get kicked over the words "get a job".
be peaceful, its highdeas,your acting like a fucking snob, i smoke to get away from you dipshits.

Tue, 08/24/2010 - 6:46am
My_Name. Says:

Come on guys lets not fight.

"Imagine all the people, living life in peace."

Fri, 09/17/2010 - 7:20pm
Sun, 09/26/2010 - 1:43pm

I'm not fighting, he was just being a dickhead, now this hilarious post is filled with dick...

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 9:41pm

How did you put on your shoes without noticing your "pants" are above your knees?