theres still fuckin regular ass monkeys everywhere.

And no sub-monkey hybrid human apes.

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Sun, 09/21/2014 - 11:10am


Sat, 03/19/2011 - 10:54am
jdeegs77 Says:

hybrid means unfertile=a.k.a. unable to reproduce

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 11:01am
bakayurei Says:

a hybrid is the offspring of two different things, if they're closely related enough then there's no reason why the hybrid couldn't produce offspring itself tho usually they'll be sterile

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 8:05pm

tions can reproduce. a tion is where a female tiger mates with a male lion, produces a tion, or tigen, dont remember, which is fertile. if a male tiger mates with a female lion, it produces a liger, which albeit is a better name, is unfortunatley sterile

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 10:08am
bakayurei Says:

never knew that, thanks .. wait i think i have heard this before, there was something on QI once about animals called titis, the offspring of a tiger and a tigon i guess, don't know why i forgot something to do with 'titis'

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 10:14pm

Leave it to a creationist to start a topic with a terrible argument against evolution and to not show up when we want to debate with him.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 9:25pm
Tue, 09/16/2014 - 11:44am
bakayurei Says:
Sat, 03/19/2011 - 10:55am
vickaaay Says:

I think it's because humans and monkeys have a pretty recent common ancestor, it was called dryopithcus or something. and then it evolved into great apes and hominids.

sorry to get all nerdy on ya. haha.

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 11:26pm
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 5:59am

Hell yeah he's right. This is such an old creationist argument., get your shit together bro

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 5:51am
psycco Says:

Pygmies just no one wants to admit it. I think if you put them in the city they will evolve in a couple generations into regular sized people that can speak english and even will start to develop some swag. Even if you keep their genetic pool pure pygmy (only pygmy+pygmy breeding) I feel they will evolve all on their own and start to look exactly like us. But who the hell is going to allow such an experiment? I don't even think reality T.V. would allow it and if they won't stoop that low no one will. LOL

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 12:29pm
bakayurei Says:

they're humans like us, and the pinnacle of mankind isn't english speaking tall people, i'll assume you're joking there tho.. anyway they've been breeding within their own group for ages and they're human as the rest of us (probably more so since europeans and asians are part neanderthal) so you're right there, except that the 'experiment' has already been done and is ongoing

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 5:45pm
psycco Says:

Genetic evidence for origins
African pygmy populations possess high levels of genetic diversity. Genetically, they are extremely divergent from all other human populations, suggesting they have an ancient indigenous lineage. Their uniparental markers represent the second-most ancient divergence right after those typically found in Khoisan peoples.[19] Recent advances in genetics shed some light on the origins of the various pygmy groups. Researchers found "an early divergence of the ancestors of Pygmy hunter–gatherers and farming populations 60,000 years ago, followed by a split of the Pygmies' ancestors into the Western and Eastern Pygmy groups 20,000 years ago."

I interpret that as them being ancient people. Their gene pool has remained the same for many generations therefore they out date white people and the mass mix of races out there. Pygmies remained pure and therefore are not modern human beings like what Iam. I am a Mix of European and Native Central American. The European gene is the dominant one making my people taller and creating a hybrid really didn't exist 500 years ago. Native Central American people were as big as pygmies 5 feet tall and really chinky looking round plain faces un-muscular the euros made our faces longer and noses straighter our bodies more Greek. But that's mixing races. What I'm saying is WITHOUT mixing a pygmy with any other race but it's own, if you change their environment they will evolve into that environment within a couple of generations similar to the way you can breed a wild wolf or fox and within 50 years of generations you will have a domestic dog that even changes in appearance drastically all by itself, just by changing it's environment. Now I'm not trying to be belittle pygmy people by comparing them to dogs but in scientific realms my theory is sound but there's no correct way to morally justify carrying out such an experimen.t We would be treading on the rights and exploiting pygmy people for scientific research. It wouldn't be right. But trust me wether you want to see it or not they are earlier humans than most of the rest of the world. And if I open the door and mention the uncontacted people of Earth, we don't even have research on them or their genes or anything, but I suspect they too are ancient in their genealogy, in layman's terms they are step backward from us in the ladder of evolution. I conclusion I did not say or mean to say pygmies are not human, I'm saying they are an earlier form of human, less evolved and that it's clear evidence that we are capable of evolving. It's clear as day.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 10:23am
bakayurei Says:

you're not just talking out of your arse then hahaha i'm still not sure they're a separate race from the rest of us, or species if that's what you mean, but then i've never been sure where the lines are drawn.. a lot of dog races are genetically different enough that they can't breed and they're all classed as the same species so i'd say pygmies are the same species as us since we can breed with them, i think we can anyway .. i guess it makes sense tho that if we haven't been mating with them then they'll have evolved slightly differently from us .. i'm not sure they're different enough to be classed differently at any level but as i say i don't know much about how the divisions are drawn

Wed, 09/17/2014 - 1:52pm

You have to understand that there is no such thing as more or less evolved. Everything evolves and when it's together then it evolves the same and if there is isolation then it evolves differently independent of each other

Wed, 09/03/2014 - 3:16am

We all just different paths in evolution

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 10:58am
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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 7:02pm
Sat, 06/18/2011 - 6:14pm
Wed, 10/01/2014 - 8:02pm
cptnmorgan Says:

Agreed... People shouldn't form opinions on ignorance. Nigga needs to go learn about the Theory of Evolution and how it actually works

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 3:32pm

We didn't evolve from monkeys so why would there be something inbetween???

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 4:15pm

We came from monkey like creatures, though

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 2:07pm

humans and monkeys are 2 different species man.. you learn that in grade school

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 9:09pm

Stahp man, don't you know how science works??

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 1:34am

we evolved from water monkeys! or thats my theory since were not covered in fur

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:27pm

I remember watching some lady give a really great ted talk about this, it was extremely convincing. After watching it I remember reading her whole Wikipedia page and then a little more about her theory. Then it got too sciency and I couldn't understand it and gave up (didnt study science..) Totally possible though!

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 8:54am

I love ted talks! I watch em on my netflix sometimes. Lol. This one sounds interesting. Do u remember what it was called?

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 4:54am

It's probabaly because they were jump started/ upgraded. Like say the gods (aliens) came to earth and found our society (Ahhh well they have potential, I'm tired of waiting. Zap. Humans) oooor the gods mated with the apes. One example is in roman culture when the gods(aliens) come down and mate with the women. Making..... Demi gods. Hybrid alien human. Probabaly happened earlier in time just with no documented evidence. They tought us this shit in school come on now. :)

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 5:56pm
Dogo Says:

We had them actually they brought jewlery to our culture actually I forget the name of them
But my ap bio teacher had a tangent one day and brought all of this stuff in and showed us skulls and evidence for evolution you just have to do research or have someone explain it to you

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 11:03am
bakayurei Says:

what? half human/monkey people brought your people gifts of jewellery? when did this happen?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 2:45am
I'm_Bloo Says:

he's probably talking about neanderthals attempting to interbreed with early hominids.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 2:07am
MachineElf Says:

Dude, we ARE the hybrid species.
Think about it.
Aliens come to earth and see all the animals that live here.
They only found one close to their DNA make up. APES.
Abducted them and have been messing with our DNA ever since.
Answers how we jumped the gap from to language and eating bananas to eventually us.
(Ancient Aliens)

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 1:47pm
TheChief93 Says:

The reason there are still regular primates is the fact that they diverged from us in the evolutionary chain a long ass time ago. There wasn't any sort of stimuli that required them to evolve like us in order for them to survive as a species, so they stayed the same.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 4:56am

It's because we're too far apart and all of our closer cousins died out thousands of years ago.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 9:32pm

We didn't evolve from simians, they're distant cousins. As in we share a common ancestor. All life on earth has evolved from one primordial singularity, to the best of our knowledge.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 12:43pm
Wed, 03/19/2014 - 4:46pm

Chimpanzees and Humans actually do have a common ancestor. The thing is that overtime our evolution went on two different tangents and continued evolving. Technically we are related but have evolved separately to the point where we are completely different species.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 11:29am
bakayurei Says:

your objection's not an objection at all, it's diversity that moves evolution on, some of these squirrel/lemur like things are more squirrel-like and some are more primate-like, the squirrel-like ones keep refining their adaptations to their life and the primates do their thing, some of them are more like lemurs and lorises and others are more like monkeys and apes, i.e. simians, the lemurs and lorises go off on their way and the simians go on theirs, now this group of simians are a bit more baboon-like and that lot over there are more ape-like, now some of the apes are big vegetarians and some are small crafty omnivores, and the baboon-like simians go off on their way tending to become more like modern baboons, later some of the omnivorous apes become bigger and smarter and some of the big smart omnivorous apes go to europe and become neanderthals and some stay in africa and become humans, and so on.. the way you seem to think it ought to happen, evolution would be impossible, it would all be bacteria, not even bacteria, it'd all be even more primitive than that, and that obviously isn't the case.. unless everything's just been here from the beginning and has never changed the way it is, but if that was true why are there no mammal fossils until very recently in the fossil record, why has there been a perfectly clear timeline of evolution recorded in the fossils, why are there no fossil rabbits in the pre-cambrian? .. i guess a malicious demon might be playing tricks on us.. but that doesn't seem as likely as the simpler explanation

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 2:50pm

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 10:01pm

Its kinda like how tigers and house cats arent the same...but they obviously stem from the same line. Same with say...a dog and a wolf....Im just trying to simplify it.

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 11:59pm

Nah man we evolved from humans we are just distant relatives

Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:54pm
Tue, 05/20/2014 - 4:29pm
ripozipo Says:

Monkeys just dident the responsibility of ruling the planet. Lazy monkeys.

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 4:55pm
So_Dope Says:

Same with wolves and dogs bro. But we know dogs went through evolution for sure

Tue, 05/20/2014 - 10:44pm
SSSmoke Says:

Check it.

Many articles like this can help clear up these thoughts. While I think you are right to question such things, it is also illuminating to search for answers or question one's own beliefs. If you delve deeper into this topic, I believe you will find evolution is a much more compelling theory than spontaneous creationism, from a deity or otherwise (assuming that is the alternative that you believe in to evolution, of course)

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 12:00am
JahFaz Says:

Stoned ape theory. Terrence McKenna. Psychedelics, evolution, orgys, what more could you ask for?

Wed, 09/17/2014 - 7:36pm

Dude what is up with the White Power Logo? Downvote.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 9:56am

Evolution happened because adaption happens. It's not plausible that adaption is existent, it's necessary. What once failed to work is improvised, and comes back stronger, and better to continue living as a species.