The Disturbing Truth Behind Toy Story

So I just got super baked and went to see Toy Story 1 & 2 in 3D and the truth behind the story hit me:

The relationship between the toys and Andy is really the relationship between us and God.

Watch it closely next time you see it. It's mind blowing. I could honestly go on for pages, but you have to see it for yourself.

Submitted by: mattsby 23 weeks 5 days ago – Made popular 23 weeks 4 days ago
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is sid the devil?

bontzman5 23 weeks 4 days 11 hours 45 min ago

Ok first of all this just totally blew my mind!
ahahha its so true i agree with the andy being god thing 100% and its crazy sid being the devil! a total mind trip on my child hood.

Necro. 12 weeks 2 days 22 hours 57 min ago

Try it with Lord of the Rings and Frodo as Jesus.

ashland4 23 weeks 3 days 21 hours 53 min ago

Sid is indeed the devil.

mattsby 23 weeks 3 days 17 hours 23 min ago

As smart as you may feel for recognizing a story plot such as thus, i feel inclined to pop your bubble. This story plot you may have seen it is implicated in many books, movies, legends and myths. I also honestly feel you could not go on for pages about it

flooopy 23 weeks 2 days 14 hours 33 min ago

I didn't say it would be intelligent, I just said it would be many pages.

mattsby 23 weeks 1 day 21 hours 24 min ago

yeah flooopy that's true but give them credit. most people can't even recognize that. we're not all intellectual.

langurourslion 23 weeks 2 days 11 hours 54 min ago

So sometimes god gets tired of people and puts them on the top shelf behind the books like the little sqeaker penguin???

taygriff 23 weeks 1 day 22 hours 48 min ago

I am god's favorite toy. He never neglects me, even though I treat him so badly. Him and all his friends. I would vomit all over all of them and then ask for forgiveness.

operator 22 weeks 6 days 3 min 11 sec ago

except that god would know we're really alive and how often do you just collapse to the ground and act lifeless, though it could be argued how often do you see god

not_it_IV-XX 23 weeks 1 day 11 hours 37 min ago

Thats an intersting anaylisis. I think i might just go blaze and watch it. At the very least I'll be high watching toy story munchin on some popcorn.

StonnedPoet 22 weeks 2 days 22 hours 28 min ago

i like your style

grandmaster12 21 weeks 2 days 17 hours 46 min ago

dude are you saying god choose buzz lighyear over woody?! this idea scared me deeply. i cant believe i live in a world where god is as irresponsible as that kid. and yes. i think sid is the devil.

iripeaceparty 21 weeks 2 days 10 hours 45 min ago

yea it would have to mean god plays favorites. not only that but the kid didnt make the toys, he just plays with them and puts them away when hes done. so whoever created the toys would be god. and sid wouldnt be the devil, hed be a scientist, trying to manipulate gods creations.....

hows this for speculation:

maybe the toy factory is god, creating the toys, giving them the gift of creation, the kid is our world powers and religion, playing with us when they want to and picking favorites, putting us away when not needed, and sid is just life, as in time and circumstance, changing you or killing you, based on the mere fact that you ended up in his hands... or sid could be evolution too i suppose, but you would have to believe in evolution and god. lol

crypto 21 weeks 22 hours 3 min 40 sec ago

i agree with the idea that sid is science creating all those fucked up things, playing god

Txtecc 12 weeks 3 days 19 hours 4 min ago

And maybe Toy Story was just a really kickass movie not trying to put subliminal messages.

haha, fuck, i love toy story so much, and even just read the name, "Toy Story", it's a story for the toys, being it's own, not trying to be one giant metaphor.....or it was a kick ass highdea, haha

EDR 10 weeks 4 days 18 hours 7 min ago

the best ideas (while you're high)