Thank you DARE
So being a college student I never have any money. I was completely out of money one day and had no bud-- Gayyyyyyyy. But then it dawned on me! At home I had a 100 dollar savings bond I won in 5th grade, for winning the DARE essay pledging to never use drugs. So screw you DARE, because I just bought an 8th that I otherwise wouldnt have had money for. Thats what they get for trying to brainwash 5th graders.
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omg fucking hysterical
fuck yes, stick it to the man
you spent $100 bucks on an 8th? danm!
40 Bucks. 60 for fooooooddddd :)
Wait 60 40.
Ha ha ha ha you won that! I remember doing it!
haha i was gonna say dude get a quad, but congrats on using grant money for a great purpose!! haha blaze on my friend!
((805 SLOtown CA))
you live in thaaa 805?
so do i! hahaha
... I stll have my old DARE shirt somewhere...
That's bad ass.
man i wish i could find my dare booklet from ten years ago. that shit was funny, and it scared me shitless at the time. i remember some video we watched with a bumblebee and a bunny rabbit following this kid around because he was sniffing glue. what the fuck was that shit seriously
same fucking movie bro, that rabbit kept me away from adhesives til the 10th grade.
i'm not a bro, i'm a girl :/ lol
i tried to find those vids on youtube, but i couldn't find SHIT and gave up cuz i was too high lol.
such irony, i love it
what does dare stand for? ... only thing i could come up with was drugs are really expensive...and then that expalins why they gave you 100 dollars haha
HAHAHA
what a great fucking story! hahahaha
† Sittin in my car watch the stars and smoke.
I came along way but still I got so far to go. †
most excelent but you overpaid on that 8th dude up here its 40 bucks and i say fuck the "dank" factor im paying for weight not for quality
omg this made me lol for real.
Haha there is literally no better way for you to spend that $100. Excellent story.
holy shit man i won that essay contest too in 5th grade!!!
ahahaha look at uss now government bitcheszzzzzz =p
those silly DARE people thinking this shits gonna work. I blaze in DARE shirts all the time and use the notebook paper to roll J's
Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive
thats the only thing i learned from dare.
Best thing ive heard all day
hahahhah it was one of the questions on the test it was like
DARE stands for? and DRUGS ARE REALLY EXPENSIVE was one of em....i cant even remember what DARE actuallly stands for hahah!
Hahahaha holy Lord, that's funny and so ironic. Thank you for being a champ.
Things I've learned from Dare:
-...
Things I've learned from weed:
-metric system
-converting ounces to grams
-dealing with money
-division/multiplication
-steering with my knee
..probably alot more i'm just too baked to think of any :)
i.never.realized.i.could.learn.from.weed....thank.you.emdawgg
smokintokin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STEERING WITH MY KNEEEE!!! MAN ME TO!
Drugs
Are
Rare
Enjoy
best.i.could.come.up.with
smokintokin
irony at it's best!
dare just makes you wanna blaze
i spent all that time hearing how cool and crazy bud made you feel.
and i will admit i had no fear in trying
thanks dare
irony at its best is right
Nice. haha. I won a dare essay contest too in 5th grade! All I got was a a stupid duffle bag though. :( Wish I still had it cuz I would put my bong in it. Think it woulda fit perfectly...
nejpu' the Klingon word for awesome what this post is
*"Worst post ever"*
A.K.A. CGBG
haha sick.
but fuck i get an eighth for 30
I blaze the Best, and share the rest.
They basically DARED you to do it
hahaha word dude, perfect. :)
things i learned from dare
stick to pot
hahahahahah the irony and the justice are just too much. kudos, man.
"I get high with a little help from my friends."
Drugs
Are
Reasonably
Enjoyable
=D
"I get high with a little help from my friends."
you should send them an anonymous (not like a ransom note or anything haha just don't put a name) letter or email telling them. PLEASE
Give me an email address and I most certainly will! :)
Druggies
Aint
Real
Energetic
Thats great! My smoking sweatshirt I always wear when I leave the house is my old DARE sweater.