Screw with cars
I like to sit in a lawnchair in my front yard and aim a hairdryer at passing cars. It is amazing how many people will actually slow down.
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haha , thats great.
why would they care to slow down, your not a cop..
That's why it's funny. Because I'm just some dude in a lawn chair, but they'd rather not take the risk.
hahaha that sounds so damn redneck. but i know id laugh my ass off
Hahah, I like this. It's like the invisible rope, but I don't even have to move!
- "There's no business like grow business" -
thats prety funny is that a form of impersonating a cop though? so if a cop came to bitch at you plus u were high idk how well that could end up
Nahh that's not impersonating a police officer. You're just pointing a blow drier at cars. That's not anything, haha.
- "There's no business like grow business" -
dude thates great i have to try it baked as hell
That's so fucking funny it's crazy. Thank you so much man, this is pretty much gonna be my entire week next week (I work as security for a club, and when it's slow I pretty much just sit out front on a sidewalk near a fairly busy road all day.)
u cant do that were i live they might shoot me back.
i wish i could
Dr_ego
I heard that idea from this list called "20 ways to keep a healthy level of insanity"
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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car wearing sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In Box"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds."
7. Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. With a serious face, order diet water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.... Let others read this to make them smile!
ha i like 10 and 15
6, 7, 10, 11, 13 15, 16, 17, and 19...Good ish.
- "There's no business like grow business" -
10 and fifteen are the worst ones lol
ROFL at that list...I admit I got the idea from a similar, but much older list.
Dude i thought me and my buddy were the only ones who did that!! nice to know of a stoner that does stuff like that
Live high
yeah not really an original idea but still funny, i read it on that list a while back..
yeah i was wonderin where i heard that before but stil funny
i saw that idea on a joke website like 8 years ago... wonder where u got it from.