Santa Claus is fucking blasted
For one, he lives as far away from the cops as possible(the North Pole)from which he only comes down once a year. He then forces midgets to dress like evles so they can make toys and shit so he can fly around and trade them in for enough cookies/munchies to last till next christmas. Plus he parks his "car" on your roof and tries to get in through the chimeny. Also, who fuck looks at a sled with 10 raindeer strapped to it and thinks "yup..this'll fly" Santa is blasted he's fucking high as balls, and all i want for Christmas is what he's smoking. This year im leaving out an entire cake.
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hahahahaha.
holy shit.
lmfao nigga im blasted your right
Where does he get the bud from?
Do the elves grow that shit or does he get that imported?
I think if he were to grow it it could be called Jack Frosted.
He has captured the weed gnomes and forced them to grow the dankest shit ever
dude....youre soo right
theres so much knowledge and legitimacy in this statement..thank you. now the easter bunny is a whole different story...
dude the easter bunny is trippin balls all hoppin around and shit hiddin eggs...like that nigga is droppin some crazy acid
haha so true
Shots.That was a win.
you my friend have just totally blowed my mind santa is a pot head that is awesome
the tooth fairy is just on meth. bitch doesnt know what she's doin.
i heard a santa joke in 7/11 one time
it goes like this
why does santa have such a big bag?
cuz he only cums once a year
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHA BRO THIS IS FUNNY AS SHIT!!!! IM SOO FACEBOOK QUOTING YOU!!!!!!
this is the best highdea ever!!
This is a bowl of win-flakes. lol
"Say goodbye to a tangerine sky, say hello, say hello to tomorrow"
You're so right. I'm gonna be leaving more than just cookies now. I'll be leaving real munchie food. Taco Bell is mandatory.
ahaha so ridiculous. just made my day :)
i know what hes saying when he tokes ho ho holyshit this is good!!!!!!
OH MAN BRILIENT
hundreth vote
gimme some santa
you opened up a new door for me, hullo world
hahahahaha thats muther fucking hilarious! make this into a youtube film, thats what i want for xmas
wowww. imagine fucking santa clause smoking on some straight "Jack Frost".. it'd be some dank ass buds with crazy white cyrstals all over it. and it'd have to be stick as hell...
this ones for you santa.. wherever you are.
lol ur funny :)*high life*
THAT my good sir was the most brilliant thought I have ever heard, sober! o.O
Santa is such a stoner
this is making an insane amount of sense
"It'd be cooler if you did"
ahahaahha thats funny man!
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