Most Stoned Story
A while ago i smoked some Grade "A" Grandaddy Purp out of a 2ft bong. I smoked an eighth between me and 3 other guys. Shortly after i leaned back, closed my eyes, and immediately broke out into a cold sweat, i felt like i could feel every cell in my body and they were all humming, this was followed by crazy closed eye visuals. I couldnt even stand for half an hour then when finally got up i had to get someone to drive my car. My driver made a beeline for cicis pizza buffet where we brought a glorious end to a glorious high haha. Hands down most stoned ive ever been. Let me know your "most stoned" experience im in the mood for some good stories.
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first time i smoked out of a bong it was a roor and it was some dank weed. smoked like 4 bowls between 4 of us. we went to the cafeteria after and i was just laughing my ass of for an hour. on the walk home, it felt like i was the main character of a movie
I once made a religion based on Oreos.
Smoked myself blind once too.
Ate 3 boxes of pizza rolls another time.
wtf, stole my highdea.
My first time smoking a blunt for sure. It was about an eight with a gram of hash mixed in. it burned for 40 minutes between 4 people. I made a language none of my friends could understand. I think it was a mixture of huttese(as in jabba) and british english.
I smoked a bubbler with some white widdow before I went to temple for Yom Kippur. I was just in the middle of saying a prayer and began to see some crazy stuff when my eyes were closed. I got really light headed and my vision got really fuzzy and I was about to pass out, I ran out of the room, kicking a bench on the way, ran to the water fountain and went outside and passed out on the grass.
i smoked some shitassss middies and became hellen keller no lie!
i couldnt see..and my hearing felt like someone was covering my ears..it was scary and cool at the same time
One time my girl and i wake and baked with a homemade water bong we smoked two bowls and she fainted when she came to she couldn't see so i made her drink the bong water and her vision returned it was bad ass lol.
ok i change mine. last night i smoke this legal K2 stuff and i tripped out so bad i was walking around campus screaming "aw no man, no!" at the top of my lungs for 2 hours. all the while, i had this unbearably painful feeling and crazy sinister music in my head. worst night of my life.
first time smokin out of a bong:i didnt smoke very often then and i went to my friends house i walked up to where he was sitting on the deck and started takin rips, cant remember a damn thing after that(i always remember everything)
another friend got a new bong:we wer sittin in my car in the previous friends driveway(safer than it sounds)we smoked two bowls of some purp and i eventually forgot we sitting in my car but had no thauts and i could not stop lafing cuz i was completely riped.
--BatmaN, hah.
first off, got to be the tenth upvote, yes! i love making people's dreams of being published come true. now then, my most high experience....
i stayed up all night studying for a test (my sleep schedule has actually been really good this year, so that was a waaaay out of the ordinary thing). I was tired as fuck, and busted out the vape after my exam. Called a friend, told him to throw a dart at his dartboard, if it lands on an odd number, i'm just vapin some dro (which gets me TORN up), if it's an even number, dro with a kief topping (which i'd never done before, especially out of the vape). Sure enough, he hit a bullseye (i heard some friends in the background go nuts too, and he's not the type to lie about that, so i'm pretty sure it was legit). Needless to say, about 10 minutes later i tried to reach over to my nightstand to get a drink of water, and barely made it, 30 minutes of ridiculous trippy thoughts later, i was out, i slept for a solid 12 and a half hours... oh my high
first time I smoked weed, it took me farrrrr too long to get high, partook in 5 bowls between 4 people, the last two of which I smoked alone.
We were outside at a bonfire and I remember looking up and then it felt like a train hit me right between the eyes.
I was pushed back into my lawn chair and I had a sensory overload, I had to close my eyes and cover my ears.
When my friend touched me on the shoulder and asked "Are you okay?",
it felt like my shoulder had actually exploded.
I said "Jesus Christ nevertouchmeagain."
She called me a party-pooper and I took it far too seriously and was silent for what felt like an hour.
It was actually 12 minutes.
Intense first high.
My friend had made a batch of special brownies with three ounces of crumblies and such and we split it into eight brownies (so you know there's like 9 1/2 grams per brownie) I only ate ONE and about a half hour later it hit me like a bag of bricks. It's the first time I've ever forgotten whole parts of the night. There were times where I couldn't even move. We didn't even bother touching the dub or all the alcohol my friend had haha. It was great but I had the worst afterburn ever the next day.
my first time. my buddy drove me out late to a favorite rope swing. we blazed a blunt, checked out the stars then rolled around country roads listening to slightly stoopid's This Joint. i was rollin on the baseline of that jam.
It was a Rainy day.. Me and my friend sat on his covered porch..Watching the rain with a bong and enough weed to give a walrus the munchies. Best time of my life.
on the last st patricks day i went to a house party and i was the dd since i dont drink all that much anyways so after sitting there for a while watching everyone get load i start getting bored and the drunk people started to bother me so i gave my dealer a call and pick up a 1/4 o now when i left the party to go pick up the people that were there werent pot smoker so when i got to the party i loaded a bowl in my car and thought id have a little treat and meant to pure just a little hippie on the top but since it was dark in the car i guess i slipped and pure a full g of hippie on to this bowl took it alll in and went into the party when i got in the party had change and there was pot smokers there who were glad to see me because the had just made a water fall and it was my turn 6 waterfalls later i didnt say a word for 2 hours i remember there was a tv with a train going around it in my head. awesome night
the first time I smoked from a bong I was with 3 friends and we were driving up a steep hill. It felt like we were going up a roller coaster. Once we got to the top I started screaming along with my friends, thinking it was all downhill from there. It was pretty ridiculous.
the first time i smoked out of a waterfall bong,
i took one hit, just one massive one
and i couldnt move for an hour
i tried and then the room was tilting
the first time i ever got high was from a homemade bong and i took one rip that almost made me throw up it was so big and about 5 mins later it hit me so hard and i was laughing about everything and didnt know what was going on. then me and my friends were all lying down to go to sleep and i felt like our limbs were all twisted together and different sizes it was the trippiest thing ever.
the other time i was most high was when i smoked a blunt with 4 other friends and we all got soooo baked. we were driving in the car but i though that we were stopped and my friend was outside of the car giving my friend some gum but she was really sitting right next to me and we were on the road...
i member the first time i got stoned it was in eighth grade and my friend had a joint i only took like 6 hits but it was my first time so i was blowed at first i was scared cuz i didnt know what was happening but then like 10 minutes later we went for a walk and then it was fun as hell we stole a amp and a monster from circle k and i chugged em both and then we went 2 his house and he had a keg and we chugged the fuck outta that bitch so it was pretty damn fun. Yea i love those visions i get wen i close my eyes i always imagine im playin guitar hero but the track on it is goin super duper fast... good times man
for me those visions are like always purple green and have a tiny bit of red. its just like weed! ur seein the weed dance and shit
On my brothers birthday we both rolled super fat joints both with about a gram or two of weed in them. And we just chilled in this crazy small room in our house that is perfect for hotboxing. It was super good a grade weed that at the end of this sesh i named it fruit smoothies and dank. we got so hight that the joints would go out in between hits because our thoughts were too long while the room was so boxed just breathing would be a fat hit. And the only other thing i can remember from that night is that i felt my blood pumping through my body and it was weird as shit.
peace
okay so where i live we have this huuuuge park thats just beautiful and euphoric and amazing. if you didnt know any better, you would think weed was legal there..because everyone just goes up there and lays out blankets and smokes bowls.. so the other day i was there with one of my friends. we smoked probably 6 huge bowls between the two of us. and as we were walking through the big open part of the park to leave, she made some really weird noise.. we stopped walking and stood there for LITERALLY ten minutes laughing our asses off in front of everyone. it was insane..i dont think ive ever been that high...
i couldn't move...i was passes out, but when i smelled the blunt passing me by i woke up, 2 puffs, and went back to bed.
haha me and my friends were blazein outa a pipe i had like 3 shared bowls and then my friend busted out his grav bong and i took a creamed hit of that and got fucked,i broke into a cold swet and i just laid back and listend to everyone,haha yea when my eyes were close it was like a media player when it shows the riseing lines and shit.
another time i was takeing hits from a 3 ft at my old school then we peaced to my friends house and i took a double toke and got the spins my buddys shirt was glowing and everything was spining accept the thing i was consintrateing on haha
Good times, have fun boys and girls and blaze a bowl!
in my closed eye visuals im always like shrinking down to cell size and seeing everything from that point of view. its kinda tight but then again kinda sucks cos when im that stoned i actually feel like im shrinking while i watch it, sometimes it kinda freaks me out
in my closed eye visuals im always like shrinking down to cell size and seeing everything from that point of view. its kinda tight but then again kinda sucks cos when im that stoned i actually feel like im shrinking while i watch it, sometimes it kinda freaks me out