So im outside just finishing up a blunt, and i hear my mom's car pull in the driveway....i peer around the corner just to make sure it was her.....it was. FUUUUCKK my eyes are as red and shiny as the ornaments on my fucking christmas tree. I ditch the roach and run inside, before my mother could even open the door (why yes, i did run track in highschool). I jumped over a coffee table onto the couch....yea it was pretty cool at the time. I pulled three blankets over me and with it being like -23 degrees out today i had snot running down my nose into my mouth P: <---thats me licking it up. My mom walked in the door and saw me wrapped up on the couch sitting indian style, watching spongebob squarepants, my eyes bright red and somewhat resembling a special needs student at a public school
She thought i was sick.....the rest of my day included of: Homemade soup, hot cocoa, freeze pops, corn dogs and the harry potter box set (early christmas gift that she let me open) take that santa.....take that

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Thu, 12/23/2010 - 3:36pm

nice! sick days are the shitt
-i'm on the pursuit of happiness-

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 1:25am
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Mon, 12/27/2010 - 2:55pm
smoke_me Says:

ew thats what i was thinking lol
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GanjaQueen

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:53pm

he had the munchies, dont blame the man!

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 2:46am

hilarious.

When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops,
Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
<3
Kathy Lee Flowers

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:42am

HOLY SHIT i was listening to that song when i read your sig
Think Positive...

 
 
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 5:11pm

sick sig!

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Mon, 12/27/2010 - 2:47am
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Mon, 12/27/2010 - 2:56am

does "HSRBSWED" stand for (H)igh (S)chool (R)ocks (B)ecause I (S)moke (W)eed (E)very (D)ay

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 12:32pm
Mr.Tater Says:
 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:02am

You know what, that's bomb as fuck smoke on kid you deserve it

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:14am

Wait..why are 2..of your tags poop and sex? Your thing has nohing to do with poop or sex...think about it

-Its Not A Gateway Drug. Its A Getaway Drug-

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 6:44am
Dankrupt Says:

Think about it? I guess you have to think about everything whether you know it or not.
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When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 11:43am
KOhFour Says:

i never tag anything in my highdea. it's always random stuff like pie or something :D

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:17am
 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:17am
toridactyl Says:

lol tooo funny. i like it. light up <3

 
 
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Mon, 12/27/2010 - 1:50pm
VANDAL420 Says:
 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 2:28pm
natedogg99 Says:

Double win! wait no...like one, two, three...septuple win for sure! hilarious too lmao

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 2:33pm
L_Blunt Says:

Dude that little smiley face you made lickin the snot P: made me laugh sooo efffin hard!!! Ahhhh hahahahahaahahhaahahaha
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Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:34pm

"P: <---thats me licking it up" ohhh lawd i lol'd
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Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:12pm
c.12 Says:
 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:53pm
blazen Says:
 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 4:55pm

"how my mom let me off with soup and a box set."

-CHEERS FROM TORONTO! :)

 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 10:42pm
 
 
Mon, 12/27/2010 - 10:49pm

proest snot licking face iv ever seen

 
 
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 5:34pm
MikiB Says:
 
 
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 1:12am
thegood Says:
 
 
Tue, 01/04/2011 - 12:10am

this has made me happy
^_^

everything.

 
 
Thu, 03/03/2011 - 8:29am

I fucking love some of the peeps on this site

 
 
Sat, 04/23/2011 - 12:27am

downvoted before i even read it... but now its 420!! *reads it* LOVE IT. happiness :-3

 
 
Sat, 04/23/2011 - 12:28am

i love it, but i had to downvote to make it 420. sorry!