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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right .................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP..................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to t...he beach? .......Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .........Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ...............Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ...............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .....Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ...............Fa Kin Su Pah

Submitted by: lifted23 6 weeks 4 days ago – Made popular 6 weeks 2 days ago
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dude thats so awesome.

dude, in honor of this site i think number 10 should be changed to "are you high?"

hahahah this had me cracking up. thank you for this

lolll =D

sooo funny
my fav is dam fuk
hahahah

this isn't a highdea this is some shit you get in a text message. smoke some weed and come up with something real poser

your a fag, this website doesn't need any downers like you!!! get the fuck off of here!!!

he's right though. this is something i saw in middleschool. I'm not trying to be a downer but highdeas is slowly turning into a cheap joke forum.

hey fuck you two..this guy just wanted to share some funny ass shit with us.
jesus christ so he got this from somewhere else, it put a smile on my face and thats all that matters!

yeah, this isn't anything new...still hilarious though

look at all this fury ive stirred up hahaha you fools telling me not to be a downer sound like a couple of dudes who just got their balls stomped on! this site doesnt like downers, you guys, chill out, and thank you for the one person wasnt too faded to understand my point

lol i love it but i saw this on another website b4

The last one was the best
XD

hahahhahah shitt man that was amazing!!!!

"potent herbs and leaves could ease the world"

haha awesome tai ni po ni

this is pretty much the best thing i have ever read lol
(APC)

omg ur great keep em commin!