If a penny falls on the street and there's no one around to hear it... does a jew still pick it up?

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Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:26pm


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 5:47pm

actually we prefer to pick up only quarters, sometimes dimes, but we dont fuck around with the nickel or penny

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 3:06pm
mooch7 Says:

Idk, but I do know that I used to use pennies as boog napkins while in the truck. Then just throw that bitch out the window.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 3:39pm
Somebudddy Says:

that's unique. and i will never pick up a penny off the street again

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:28pm
blowindown Says:
Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:30pm
jbirner Says:

Thats funny especially knowing that jews control most money in the world and even more funny knowing that your idiotic, racist, debt ridden family probably owes money to jews. Damn that sucks. Have fun being poor.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:32pm
Torched Says:

Awwwww, holocaust got you down still?


'The world's a better place when you don't care whats going on in the world'

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:00pm

Lol that was a little mean but that made my day lmao

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 2:31am


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Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:36pm
jbirner Says:

Yeah the murdering of 6 million people against their will still gets me a bit.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:43pm
fleaspirit Says:

I'm a jew and I did think this was somewhat humorous, but at the same time, this is awfully bigoted. OH, and Torched, that was really uncalled for.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 6:33pm
vaginosum Says:

Oh, come on. It's a JOKE! And speaking of, how was copper wire invented? When two jews found a penny.

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 12:05am
Thu, 08/12/2010 - 7:45pm
blink18241 Says:
Thu, 08/12/2010 - 8:05pm

jbirner, that's what fucking pisses me off about you jews, you act as if jews were the only ones that were killed in the holocaust, you don't hear us others complaing all the time.

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 3:23pm
shish Says:

And like PALESTINE right now?? Hellooo

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 9:30pm

if there is no one around how does the penny fall

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 2:07am
Rebreather Says:

Please inform me why is there so much hatred towards a persecuted peoples that were able to start over, rebuild, from a devastating War Crime? Then, rebuild and manage to control the US Economy? I don't believe I've ever met a Jew in a welfare line screaming "poor me, poor me". The culture pulled together and now controls the media, banks, hospitals, hollywood, courts, and whatever else. They got off their asses, tried their best to learn, move past, and do something about it. Sounds like lazy-ass jealousy to me. My heart goes out to the other less know prosecuted.

I'm not even Jewish or one of the many other victims of WWII.

"I'd rather be a lion for one day, then spend 100 years as a sheep (if I could just get off the couch)"

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 2:33am
High_Eli Says:
Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:06pm

Come on guys, this is obviously a joke. You can reasonably assume that the guy/girl who wrote this isn't hardcore anti-semitic. It's not like he's going around throwing shit through their windows or anything of that nature. There's nothing wrong with a little playful humor.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 4:59pm

hahahahahahahahaha. depends where in the states? Texas....na, New York....the penny wouldnt hit the ground, sum jew boy would get to it.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:57pm
O.KUSH Says:

In Texas it would prolly be a Mexican not a Jew lol

Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:53am
Sat, 08/14/2010 - 12:41am
darkangel Says:

i'm not a Jew and i pick up change on the street one day i saw a nickel i picked it up then another one then another one ... i had 20 cents in the end... i had enough for 2 now and laters at the gas station... i was ecstatic

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Sat, 08/14/2010 - 12:43am
Gorillablunt76 (not verified) Says:

I pick up pennies to shove them up my ass and then shoot them at people when I'm high. It is very funny when you're high.

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 6:19am

forget the jew. I'M going to eat that penny.

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 3:24pm
shish Says:

Ugh good thinking. I'll split it with you?

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 1:17pm
hellokayla Says:

your anti-Semitism is greatly offensive. this is supposed to be a community of people, it is intolerable that you should post anything that could be offensive to anyone as it is damaging and isolating to people in this community. i am not jewish, however i'm offended on behalf of my jewish brothers and sisters.

Mon, 08/16/2010 - 4:50am
stoneyv Says:

most of you don't take this so seriously. it's meant to be in good humor and spirits, so well done realizing a joke and not having such tight sphincters(sp?)

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:42pm
ravens Says:

OK, I got one. How about, if someone is killed in this country, you can bet the killer was christian. Or, if you don't like that one, how about, you know that dick at work, that's a christian for you. It's crazy that there is a double standard. How come just because christianity is the dominant religion in this country, it allows for hateful comments against others. This might just be me

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 5:09pm
stoneyv Says:

i'm totally cool with bashing christians or any other religion, or no religion at all. i think it's all fair game.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 1:25pm

how long does it take a black women to shit? 9 months

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 3:23am
thisislex Says: