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High Mario

Did you ever realize when your stoned and playing super mario, it's exactly like super mario is stoned. He just sits around and does nothing until time expires, or sometimes he'll try and make friends with a stranger turtle but it'll hurt him. And all he really wants to do is find some mushrooms, or eat a flower that makes him shoot fire.

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Submitted by: davidelle4786 2 weeks 17 hours ago – Made popular 1 week 6 days ago
Category: entertainment   Tags:
avg votes:53up votes:57down votes:4total votes:61

damn fool, you are HIGHHHH! why are u trying to make friends with the turtle.... theres a lady koopa.... try getting pussy from her dinosaur ass i heard shes easy

Get ripped and pull out the old N64, dust that bad boy off and pop in some Mario Party, you'll be hooked on that shit.

i just bought mario kart for nes two days ago
and i kick my girlfreinds ass at it

i love gamer-stoner chicks... fucking sexy seeing her take a massive toke and have a challenging match of call of duty 5 :)

Mario just does a bunch of mushrooms all day sqishing innocent creatures, He finds a "Flower" that makes him shoot "fire." It's al kinda fishy you know?

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