That you just stop, stop dead in your tracks, pat down all your pockets, realize you have everything, then move on.

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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:01pm


Wed, 03/30/2011 - 10:02pm
Dpeezy32 Says:
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 6:42am
Lynx Says:

I do this too! lol
Or I'll be sitting here just chilling, then I'll go to get up and like everything in my room somehow ended up on my lap and is now flying across the room 'cause I got up too fast, and I'm left standing there like "Fuuuuuu"

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:59pm
jwt93 Says:

ALWAYS. you nailed it. i wish i could upvote twice

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 8:03pm
Nuggets Says:

This happens when I have more shit than usual in my pockets

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:01pm
yoyoyoyoyo Says:
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:03pm

I didnt mean to downvote, Im so sorry :(

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:12pm
Dpeezy32 Says:

Haha I do it all the time when I'm blazed

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:03pm
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:04pm

Or you notice that your lighter magically switched pockets.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 9:22pm
Spynnr Says:

i keep about 4 lighters on my person at all times... one for most pockets and another in my stash tin so like 5 they always end up in the same pocket like all the time

Sat, 04/02/2011 - 12:32pm

that always happens when im smoking a bowl

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:05pm
bowlski Says:

haha hell yes, its kind of like a little pre-game peptalk.

"alright, cool dude. we got everything in our pockets. lets rock this shit"

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 9:48pm
Tue, 10/25/2011 - 4:53pm
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:20pm
ohaithar Says:

Yea I do that all the time. High or not.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:24pm
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:29pm

I do the inventory check about once every 10 minutes... if my distorted sense of time serves my right

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:47pm
south57 Says:

thats not that high... but i stopped, checked if i had any, walk a couple steps, and stopped again

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:52pm
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 9:56pm

alll the time. one time I smoked at the lake in my neighborhood at night and decided to go on a little adventure and run around outside. then I checked my pockets and couldn't find my bud so I retraced everywhere I had been within the last half hour and then suddenly remembered the bag was in my bra

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 8:22am
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:12pm
nugmuffin Says:
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:29pm
Cinnnabonn Says:

One time I handed my brother and his friend my new phone so they could check it out,
Then I spent about 20 minutes (not exaggerating) looking for my phone.
They asked me what I was looking for and I saw them holding my phone, I was like... Uhhh nothing and sat back down.
Most embarassing thing ever.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:42pm
burnin420 Says:
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:00pm

Oh man it's even worse for girls, not only do we have the tiniest pants pockets (on a low rise jean) but we also have purses etc that we shove our lighters in. Then it's like where the fuck did the light go? And if it's not in our purse and not in your pockets... we freak the fuck out and then it's usually just in someone else's hand hahaha

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:33pm
Cinnnabonn Says:

Oh golly yes. It's like search search search in the purse for ten years.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 11:04pm

As a guy I do the same with my backpack, it's awful when u get to the point where you decide to pour all your shit out and it's just sitting right there, or even worse, its not there.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:06pm
Thrasher25 Says:

Everytime I'm baked at school, i do this like every 5 minutes. I'm like, "Phone? Check. Wallet? Check. Lighter? Check. I wonder how high i look?"

Sat, 04/02/2011 - 12:34pm
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:12pm

YES! Before i voted it was at 418 after it was at 420!

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:12pm
Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:14pm
Nth_94 Says:

dont wanna upvote your 420 but i like it.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 11:14pm

Ahhhhh!I was totally gunna upvote that until I saw how many votes you had man

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 12:31am
Nugnug Says:
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 12:37am
Snevizzle Says:

Yeah, I do this a lot. Usually my phone. And its in my bra. xD That's a real "Fuck duh!" moment.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 1:06am
tayloe2k Says:
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 1:10am
aldag71 Says:
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 1:27am
drumbum Says:
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 1:30am

hahah! this makes me think of slater from dazed and confused doing that

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 1:49am

i did this before i smoked just to make sure i had all my shit together ya know?

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 3:11am
schweg10 Says:

When im high i checky phone every 30 secs it seems like

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 6:50am

Hell yea!!
after losing 2-3 phones it becomes a routine

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 8:02am
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 10:31am

Constantly... then i freak out when like one thing is missing but, its usually in my back pocket.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 11:12am
mandikandi Says:
Fri, 04/01/2011 - 2:13pm
haleycat Says:

probably every single time i'm high.... LMFAO

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 3:04pm

Do this all the time. People think i'm just weird. (;

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 3:43pm all the time, check it out.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 3:52pm

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 4:13pm