There should be a porno called that
Thats not very original saying that my mom said it in kitchen the other day...
Wasnt this in either 40 yr old virgin or Zach n Mirri make porno?
~KiNg KoNg AiNt GoT sHiT oN mE!~
40 year old virgin, and no I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH "SCHOOL OF COCK" WITH YOU!
haha idk i never saw zach and mirri, but its not from 40 year old virgin lol thats school of cock. and gratwashere, maybe ur moms just hilarious
**Baked as a Biscuit :D**
haha theres a website with all these porno names on it
hairy twatter and the prisoner of ass-cabin
Black Cock Down
"Retired with Erectile Dysfunction"
Retired porn stars. Thats the joke. Laugh, you bitches.
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Fairy Squatter awoke one morning at the Hogfarts School of Bitchcraft & Jizzerdry to discover that his wingle wongle (which up until now had only served one purpose) had grown to 5 times it's normal size and turned a bright PURPLE!
He thought by the look of it, it would be painful, but perhaps if he massaged it the swelling would go down!
But as he massaged he found it didn't hurt at all, in fact, it felt GRAND!
After awhile of rubbing he realized he'd created the most magical creature of all: "The magical squirting pajama-snake"!
My writing & My highDEAS
Shaving ryans privates lol. (saving private Ryan)
or how about saving ryans privates