Ok, so one day at lunch, my stoner bro Hunter is high as fuck and sits down at the table with some orange juice. Then this hot ass chick, also blazed, sits next to him with some chocolate milk. She takes his OJ and puts it between her boobs ao he takes her milk and puts it in his lap. After like twenty seconds of total silence and them staring all high at eachother, Hunter just yells at the top of his lungs, "GET YOUR TITTIES OUT OF MY ORANGE JUICE!!!"

Then she screams as loud as she can, "WELL GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY CHOCOLATE MILK!!!"

I, also very high, hit the floor laughing my balls off. Even the principal and like everyone in the lunch room were all laughing. Funniest shit ever.