Fuck Twilight.

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Submitted by deeznutz1010 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 5:42pm

Here's how u end the Twilight saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.

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Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:37pm

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Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:34am

mamameg Says:

Your highdea made jump out of my chair laughing, this is one of the best my friend

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 2:51pm

BudMcPotterton Says:

and then wesley snipes comes around the corner and FSU!

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 7:16pm

suprhighninja65 Says:

haha, but wait in twilight vampires are pussies and dont drink blood, but then hoow the fuck are they vampires without that like thats the number one traait of a fucking normal vampire... i guess their just mentally defective vampires and blade will cut their faces off...

Sun, 04/03/2011 - 12:13am

Joejoebean757 Says:

Haha, thank you[=
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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 1:54pm

LightUpSmokey Says:

Fuckin' Win.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 5:50pm

tashielulu Says:

Holy Shit! Thats the shit! :)yeee

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 12:48am

Blooboots Says:

This is hands down the best highDEA ive seen on this site thuglife!

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:49am

devonieleanne Says:

Hahahahaha I just laughed so hard i was rolling in computer lit. hahah were suppose to be doing our work. (:

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 4:01pm

MomOfTheYear Says:

I love you so much for this.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 1:20pm

MitchySlick Says:

hahahahahahahahahahaha! genius

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:20am

poiheohfh Says:

or he drinks her period blood

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 2:15am

DaKurlzz Says:

i was about to up it but didnt want the perfect number, its beautiful

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 1:24am

Anx Says:

This just made my life better. You have no idea how many Robert/Edward references I get for looking like him.

That + being half baked = totally appropriate vote up :D!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 3:56pm

Carpe_Nocturn Says:

LMFAO I have a pic of how the movie should have ended, its got ed and bella sitting talking to eachother and Blade is in the background XD

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 6:12am

Mumumumichael Says:

damn. my hero

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:22pm

dreadmeister Says:

lol yeah fuck twilight my sister is obsessed it bugs the hell outta me

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 1:23am

KeystonedCO Says:

hahahaha

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 3:57pm

charliecfg40 Says:

So i was definatly the 6969th upvote

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:29am

stonerific12 Says:

fucking greattttt

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 8:15pm

dizzysmokes24 Says:

nice to know not everybody is hard up for those dumb ass movies. Perfect ending man :)

Thu, 06/09/2011 - 3:00pm

path117 Says:

you forgot to say edward gets depresed and kills himself

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:14pm

patpat420 Says:

i think thats the best thing iv ever heard lol

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 2:38pm

Flawskii420 Says:

lmaooo too funny

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 2:54pm

miirrxo Says:

this is an epic win if i ever see one!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 9:47pm

Bl0WiNHEAVY Says:

I fucking LOVE this .

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:17pm

TishannaExpress Says:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
love it <3!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:16pm

MermaidsToke Says:

Bahaha, laughed my titts off. xD

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 7:25pm

thepinupgirl Says:

LOL yessss!

Sat, 08/06/2011 - 7:45am

Airreall Says:

I laughed TOO hard. That... That was brilliant, my friend (:

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 3:47pm

lakshorablend Says:

Find girls and guys in your town that like to smoke pot, chill and then make a lil "Whoopie".
http://www.DoMePlz.com/getinhigh.html

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 4:12pm

Parttimesmoker Says:

Ameeeeen.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 5:55am

Dayzsober0 Says:

Uhmm 3 bowels of gdp n I read this n laughed my ass off lol jusss blazze!!!

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 11:05pm

KillerKaizer Says:

Now that's how it should fucking end, fuck Twilight never watched it never will!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 6:50pm

Janes_Good_Sead Says:

ommm nom nom

Sun, 10/09/2011 - 10:09pm

Danknugs801 Says:

Dude.... Your a genious!

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 1:34am

KingLis Says:

that shit sux....i went to see it expecting an interview with the vampire or 30 days of night but it was 90210 with sparkling "vampires and werewolves"