Submitted by deeznutz1010 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 5:42pm
Here's how u end the Twilight saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.
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An easier way to end twilight is to just not make another fucking movie. the only people that care about that shit are 14 year old girls and weird middle aged low-lifes. Nobody gives a shit about 14 year olds and middle aged low-lifes.
thats fucking hilarious i thought i was crashing but that just boosted me back up thanks buddy hahahahahaha
Amen dude, fuck twilight. It's like a teenage emo girls wet dream.
man i had a good buzz goin till i saw the word twilight... damnit man... downvoted
fuck yes one of the best highdeas ive read
hahahahahahahahahaha man i am out of my mind blown and this has got to be the best idea i have ever heard of i would actually pay to see that scene
fuck ya dood theat would be fuckin sick, imagine goin to the movies for the last twighlight and theyr smokin opening scene and that happens, id poop
FUCK TWILIGHT
dude i love you, marry me and father my babies,(im a dude but we will make it work)
ily...
this would be awesome cept edward would go eat some animals since thats the way he's been for near a century.
Dude! That's an INSTANT freaking classic! Represents the ideal life.
You know that chick's a stoner i saw a picture of her smoking some reef ill try to find it and send it ti you{Treez}[:)]™
Shit, quite possibly the best highdea EVER. That made my day, for the rest of my life
the problem with that situation is even though he is a vampire (if you can call the sorry sack of shit a vampire), he'd probably be all straightedge. He'd be like no thanks bella I don't smoke weed. I'm just gonna go sparkle in the sunshine and eat venison...
...fag
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Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!
LMFAOOO good shit bro i read this while i was smokin a blunt and my girlfriend was watching twilight hahahaa
lol and they lived happily ever after right? lol
I up-voted just because of the title lol
Naw they all get high as a peace pact between their kinds & then munchies ensue. Can you say major world meltdown?
"I love spaghetti!"
<3
LMAO! HAHAH I love twilight, but I love weed more, and that was some funny shit ;) keep on keepin on man :)
this really isnt that funny. And i think it would be better with the jacob guy cause he's a werewolf. and would actually eat her. the edward guy would just suck her blood.
True that. this would work hands down!!!
hhahahaha XD i was dying when i read this shieeeet... good work
Dude this made me laugh sooooo hard, but when i went to vote for how fucking amazing it was i forgot which arrow to because i was soooo high. Haha good shit man.
deeznuts1010 for president and resolving world issues!
Marijuana: A Chronic History
Or maybe he can get the munchies and munch out her butt. That's the only way I'll go to see it
vampires dont eat, they drink blood, and turn others into vampires.
this is the best thing i have EVER heard.
HAHAHAHAH! Ditto to that. (: Fuck Twilight!
That would be the greatest way for that movie to be written, itd be over in 10 minutes!
Then, I wouldnt have to watch all the stupid love shit without the vamps eating humans !
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