Fuck Twilight.

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Submitted by deeznutz1010 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 5:42pm

Here's how u end the Twilight saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.

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Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:37pm

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Wed, 11/11/2009 - 5:55pm

DCol24 Says:

Lol. That was great. I won't lie, I'm a sucker for Twilight and shit...but sometimes the spoofs are funnier. =P

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:25pm

deeznutz1010 Says:

Haha glad u guys liked it! Lovin the comments.

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Wed, 01/18/2012 - 6:40pm

crabcakes339 Says:

nobody has made a good spoof yet but this was really funny

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:00pm

EchoNova Says:

i lol'd on the inside.

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:54am

DCol24 Says:

My friend and i call that loi (laugh on the inside)...we used to text that to each other in the middle of class while the professor was lecturing.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:19pm

Eminem_Prod Says:

i lol'd on the outside...the class looked at me like wtf???? and i told them then the class beside us got nosy...so it spread around the school in less than 2 hours xD

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:12pm

ohhushjackiee. Says:

i read this 5 minutes ago.
that's how long it took me to regain enough composure to type.
xD fucking amazing.

Sun, 06/27/2010 - 1:57am

squee Says:

it took me 10.. i read the post.. then read your comment.. epic.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 5:17am

JayyConn Says:

DUde holy shit It took me forever to then i read this comment, glorious

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:51am

PapaBear1142 Says:

I've been here for a half an hour...
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I can't read.. *Sobs uncontrollably*

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:43pm

froop (not verified) Says:

You just made me laugh my stupid laugh, ya know the one that makes others laugh at you. The movie sucked. Pun intended. So will the new one.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:09am

usc1392 Says:

i instantly laughed that stupid laugh too. just couldn't help it.

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:43pm

hamanator Says:

I LOL'd IRL

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 12:18pm

Homerbalooza Says:

i lol'd at your lol!

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 3:36pm

tokeymcdank Says:

I rofled, exploded, imploded, and became a magnetar :D

Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:08pm

-Jasper- Says:

lol

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:23pm

Hilltop Says:

Ahahaha, yesss

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 12:56am

Jakabok Says:

Laughed my ass off at this!

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:07am

isit420yet Says:

ha! i love twilight but that shit made me literally laugh out loud! that was great.

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 9:11am

rinasaysgooo. Says:

see ohhushjackiee's comment?
yeah. i was with her last night.
you see, we're best friends.
and we read this last night sitting in her room
not even high.
and we geeked for a straight ten minutes about it.
and then sent it to 6 of our friends.
one out of six did not lol at it.
so win.
thank you.

Rina&.

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:38pm

deeznutz1010 Says:

your very welcome lol

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:41am

kikillerrr Says:

ahhh ahhahahahhaaaa

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:16pm

ChalupaQueen Says:

Yes, DUDE, YES!

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:59pm

DeanDome Says:

Hell yeah.
This guy knows what's up.

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 3:27pm

Dakota420 Says:

i hate twilight lol
shits retarded
anything thats THAT mainstream
i cant go for

Sat, 11/27/2010 - 2:26am

BeachWeedReggae Says:

Forreal. Truth Shit.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:17am

svdvraegeg Says:

I just foud out about this website, and im fuckin in love and juts laughed my high ass off. But to you dakota...who gives a shit if stuff is mainstream. Doesn't mean its not good..