Fuck Twilight.
Here's how u end the Twilight saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.
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Lol. That was great. I won't lie, I'm a sucker for Twilight and shit...but sometimes the spoofs are funnier. =P
Haha glad u guys liked it! Lovin the comments.
i lol'd on the inside.
My friend and i call that loi (laugh on the inside)...we used to text that to each other in the middle of class while the professor was lecturing.
i read this 5 minutes ago.
that's how long it took me to regain enough composure to type.
xD fucking amazing.
You just made me laugh my stupid laugh, ya know the one that makes others laugh at you. The movie sucked. Pun intended. So will the new one.
I LOL'd IRL
i lol'd at your lol!
I rofled, exploded, imploded, and became a magnetar :D
Ahahaha, yesss
Laughed my ass off at this!
ha! i love twilight but that shit made me literally laugh out loud! that was great.
see ohhushjackiee's comment?
yeah. i was with her last night.
you see, we're best friends.
and we read this last night sitting in her room
not even high.
and we geeked for a straight ten minutes about it.
and then sent it to 6 of our friends.
one out of six did not lol at it.
so win.
thank you.
Rina&.
your very welcome lol
ahhh ahhahahahhaaaa
Yes, DUDE, YES!
Hell yeah.
This guy knows what's up.
i hate twilight lol
shits retarded
anything thats THAT mainstream
i cant go for
that's hilarious.
Hellz yeah Fuck Twilight!!!!!!!!!
Then all the vamps get blazed and go on a murderous feeding frenzy!!!!!!!!
dude... i would totally read twilight if it ended that way... but it just sucks too much right now
"Say goodbye to a tangerine sky, say hello, say hello to tomorrow"
What if Bella gets the munchies first?
nothing cause bella is too uptight to smoke weed!
edward has downs syndrome. im sure of it.
jacob was wayyyyy hotter. all tall dark and handsome and what not.
No! Jacob is on the side jerking his little pink wolf dick watching them toke LMAO!
i hate twilight. with a passion. i went to hot topic a while back, they had fucking twilight packing tape. like....what the fuck? omg i sooo want to pack my shit up with twilight tape!! blah blah blah. they've gone way to far with this fucking movie. [i so almost spelled movie, "movy" duuurr]
yeah fuck twilight haha
you just made my head explode.
too many bong rips will do that
OMG that was sooo fuckin funny! i love twilight too and i am rolling! good one!
rollings awesome!
To be fair, twilight is so fucking hilarious to watch when you`re high haha
so fucking good...I know some twighlight freaks so this was fucking great
they started presale for twilight's new moon saga bullshit over a month before it even hit theaters. shit's so gay. to quote southpark: all those kids are going VAMP.
hahahaha! i actually like twilight... but this beats anything that has happened in twilight so far.
i just want to put it out there for all general people who like twilight if you smoke all of your crappy twilght books you will feel way better than reading them
NO SHIT! I am so sick of seeing thier fucking faces everywhere I turn, Hot Topic is full of this shit!
Seriously fuck Twilight.
hot topic is getting full of shit... i would by a twilight shirt so i could light it on fire and watch it burn. i like to watch things burn when im high :P
HAHAHAHAH THATS FUCKING COMEDY
An easier way to end twilight is to just not make another fucking movie. the only people that care about that shit are 14 year old girls and weird middle aged low-lifes. Nobody gives a shit about 14 year olds and middle aged low-lifes.
my sister saw new moon and said there was liek 8 old guys there O_o creepy?
thats fucking hilarious i thought i was crashing but that just boosted me back up thanks buddy hahahahahaha
Hahaha nice.
Amen dude, fuck twilight. It's like a teenage emo girls wet dream.
man i had a good buzz goin till i saw the word twilight... damnit man... downvoted
fuck u very much ;)
haha funniest post ive seen far
Trees!!!
http://www.reddit.com/r/trees
fuck yes one of the best highdeas ive read
hahahahah soo funny
HOly Fucking sHit!
I fucking love you.