Submitted by aspen on Thu, 03/31/2011 - 7:37pm
get super ninja skills when you're high?
Like you're reflexes are super fucking awesome.
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hell yeah, the other day i completely ninja'd a pineapple falling out of my trunk with my foot, it was awesome.
All i'm saying on that matter is Shotgun + battlefield bad company 2. NINJA.
Yes! I hacky sack all the time. When im high though, im fucking amazing all of the sudden.
FUCK YES FOR KACKY SACKING. And I upvoted for the tag as well as the highdea. haha
I love skateboarding when I'm high it just make me feel like a ninja, Its like I'm ready for anything, no matter what happens even if I mess a trick up I make sure I'm walking way not falling(Super Reflexes).
yea one time me and my friends were walking to the store and i slipped on ice twice and did some matrix shit
Everything seems to be going so slow, and me so fast
Sounds to me like you should longboard! You probably already do, I bet it's awesome shralpin hills with you!
Yes, i go do some unnecessary parkour at the park
Seems to be the opposite for me unless I'm startled or react to something I'm very sluggish, I don't know how people smoke weed then work out and stuff. All I can do is eat.
Lol you a Chris D'elia fan?
"My name fuckin Dylan Dudeicle bro, I surfed here"
I always catch shit I drop when I'm high...ironicly enough the only thing I end up dropping is my bowl, which still hasnt broken yet!
When I get high, I start juggling knives. Never had an accident, it's just really fun and always scares people.
I consider them Jedi reflexes because Ninjas aren't real..
i can do the robot 100X's better when im high.
i sware to god.
Yes!!! My friends always freak out because when im high i have freaky reflexs. My one friend threw a bottle at me once while i was talking to my friend and i caught it casually without even hesitating in my sentence. I didn't even realize what happened till a min later lmao
Yea it always seems to be that way sober I'm super uncoordinated but when blazed I will catch anything except sharp objects cause its not worth the risk
Thats called state dependent learning, I learned that in DUI school lol
Hell yeah man, I play goalie in ice hockey and I have played aome of my best games ripped.
One time I had a fire at my house and there was a nice MAP gas torch chilling leaning up against the fire pit...my friend being the stoner he is stepped directly on the torch, torch broke, fire EVERYWHERE....as soon as I saw that shit I took that torch and chucked it into my lawn, as soon as I looked down I saw my fingers all bubbled up...good thing I took enough bong rips or else I would have been in a lot more pain
OH you know it bro, when i first started smoking, me and a friend would co out to these woods with a bunch of fallen trees in the ditches and we would smoke a few joints and i could hop from one tree to another with ease, i could jump like a motherfucken flying squirrel and had perfect balance, once about 6 years ago me and my friends decided to test my high reflexes, (i was about 17) so we did one trial where i was sober and we had my practice bamboo katanas and we started sparring, i did okay, but got hit and jabbed with it like fuck, so then i smoked a few bowls while he is still sober, so once i was good and baked, we started sparring again, and both trials we had this song playing in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQTu9vx-laY i only got hit when i was distracted by a bunny near by, but i was doin jumps n shit, runnin up and jumpin off a tree, flyin down and striking my opponent, i blocked just about every single strike and even disarmed my friend, so yea, im like a fucken ninja while high. shits dope as fuck
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