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All For The Ladies

I'm going to move out of the country for a while. Somewhere like Australia or Italy. I'll stay long enough to pick up their accent, their dialect, their exclusive geographical vocabulary, and their attitude. Then I'll move back to the U.S. so that American girls will find me attractive because I'm foreign.

Submitted by: AKchrondiddaly 22 weeks 5 days ago – Made popular 16 weeks 2 days ago
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or u could just stay there where ur already foriegn and have an accent, to them neways

haha good idea jete. but i think a lot of other countries dont really like american men

A lot of other countries can kiss our American ASSES then.

It's our Gov't that are assholes, and anyone who takes that out
on the PEOPLE is a moron.

*Wrote this; Quote this; Notice how I wreck,
My funky hocus pocus broke his neck.*

dude wtf is up with people putting quotes on everything... unless it has somethin to fo with the topic its retarded and so confusing.. i just like read urs 10 times before i understood what it is

Dude it's called a signature, shut the fuck up about it.

Quit replying to my comments, you need to quit tripping out.

Quit being ignorant, smoke some weed and chill out.

*Wrote this; Quote this; Notice how I wreck,
My funky hocus pocus broke his neck.*

ok first of all. what is the point? like i said its confusing and yours doesnt even make sense
second. quit replying to ur comments? quit doing that signature/
and third. WTf how is that ignorant? and HOW am i "tripping out?" i just told you that its annoyuing when your reading something and then theres some stupid ass quote that gets you like wait what?

seriously just sayin

First of all, don't worry about what the point is.
What was the point of your retarded highdeas?
They were literally the most un-readable stupid things
I've ever seen in my life. So yeah, what was the point
of them, jackass?

I'll do what I want.

Second, yes quit replying to my comments.
You're being a douchebag.
If you want to KEEP commenting, go ahead, but you
will KEEP being a douchebag.

You're ignorant for going around to a BUNCH of my
different comments and talking shit, calling me dumb.
Remember, dipshit, that's what started all of this.
Your ignorance.

You're tripping out by trying to make me stop doing
something that has doesn't effect you.

You claim it's annoying to read, but just go look
at your highdeas you damn hypocrite. On a couple
of them, you didn't even spell a single word right.

Once again, you're ignorant, you're tripping out, and you
need to shut the fuck up.

*Wrote this; Quote this; Notice how I wreck,
My funky hocus pocus broke his neck.*

LOL i hate to say it, but this is deffinitly gunna work

just bring back some foriegn weed and you don't even have to talk, just fire it up. THAT'S SEXY!

Just sayin'

irish accents work too

Long enough to pick up their accent? Good luck! My parents moved here from Europe almost 40 years ago and their accents are still prominent.

hmmm think i'm gonna have to move to America, Irelands going down the tubes again, Not to mention Irish women are far too stuck up for their looks. you americans just seem to make your country so attractive to emmigrate to hahahah

i have an accent... but only when im drunk lol british, not a bad one either haha

You have to get mean.

go to costa rica, they see a white guy (assuming you are) & they flock to you. Youll get the pick of the litter, especially if you make them think youre rich.. thnk about it, hot spanish girls tryin anything to get to you, how can you lose?

You have assumed correctly Heather....I am extremely white.