So, I was high playing with a new combination lock and I noticed that my big toe was just big enough that I could lock it on and it wouldn't slide off. Then I decided to take a bath and see if with the lubricant of water it would slide off. It did not, however the combination that was printed on the other side did. At the time I didn't care because I thought I had it memorized so I let it dissolve into the water.

But ofcourse, I was high, so It turned out that I did not have it memorized. After trying various lubricants and force, It became clear that the lock would not be forced off without breaking my toe.

After my high went down, I went to my family and after my family got a good laugh out of it my dad took me to the ER where word spread quickly about the lock on my toe and lots of staff came to get a laugh. After more lubricants and ice did not work and using a high leverage cutting tool was rejected since due to the forces involved it looked like it could do some serious damage if the blade slipped. Finally someone thought of using a drill on the front of the lock. So they did that and were able to destroy the internal components and the lock opened.

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Mon, 01/18/2010 - 9:04pm
Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:09am
89_vision Says:
Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:43am

Holy shit man. Thanks for posting this. I needed a good laugh.

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:34am

cracking up, absolutely something that would happen to me hahaha thanks

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 3:22am
Million Says:
Tue, 01/19/2010 - 3:39am
Tue, 01/19/2010 - 4:15am
jcubed Says:
Tue, 01/19/2010 - 9:35am

dammn dude u deserve a nice blunt after that XD

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:32am

i used to be a medic in an ambulance, 20+ years....

this has got to be one of the best stoner moves EVER!

Congrats! :)

Bong Rip! Cheers!

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:06am
tsawesome Says:

Haha, you are a goober! I'm so afraid of stuff like happening(Because I'm goofy enough to lock a lock on my toe too), the first thing I do is write down the combination somewhere else!

Thanks for the laugh though :)

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:02pm

thanks for putting a smile on my face for the rest of the day :P

Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:35pm
MaryJane. Says:
Wed, 01/20/2010 - 8:24am
Wed, 01/20/2010 - 4:54pm

you are amazing! hahaha thats so great...

Wed, 01/20/2010 - 9:07pm
Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:51am
Escura Says:
Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:40pm
hannahface Says:
Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:39am