According to quantum physics...

The glass to my left is not sitting on my desk to my left until I look at it.

Right now, there is only the probability that it is there.
It very well could be in Miley Cyrus' vagoo.

I would never wash the glass again.

I like quantum physics.

Submitted by: tokeymcdank 19 weeks 6 days ago – Made popular 19 weeks 6 days ago
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'Course, it could also be up Oprah's vagoo.

PapaOscarTango 19 weeks 6 days 9 hours 41 min ago

Or Michael Jackson's.

PapaOscarTango 19 weeks 6 days 9 hours 41 min ago

or a snails

Stikfinger 19 weeks 6 days 9 hours 2 min ago

You and me were meant to be friends. You should look into the physics of the multiverse. Every possibility that can happen will happen in a parallel universe. Somewhere you just reached for a glass and stuck your hand in Miley Cyrus. Congratulations bro

RandomHero891 19 weeks 6 days 9 hours 2 min ago

you sir, are a potential pedophile.

AJ138 19 weeks 6 days 6 hours 27 min ago

i was thinking the same thing, but i didnt first take into account he maybe under 18

Hollowtips 19 weeks 6 days 4 hours 49 min ago

Haha.. guys.. 1,000 years ago, Miley would be married with kids and some Oxen.

Chill out, age doesn't make you any less hot.

If thinking she's hot makes me a pedophile when I'm about one year and 4 months older than her, well.. then..

Hai derr.. I R Vince the pedo, all your underage popstars are belong to us.

tokeymcdank 19 weeks 6 days 1 hour 36 min ago

lmao! hi vince, im hollow

Hollowtips 19 weeks 5 days 16 hours 19 min ago

have you ever watched the movie - What the bleep do we know? - its intense as fuck, and someone who thinks of this is bound to like it. its about possiblility. in fact it makes a strong argument that since when we look at the universe it doesnt exist then in reciprical thinking the universe is actually looking at us. kinda trippy huh

NaughtyDawg24 19 weeks 6 days 5 hours 49 min ago

Yeah dude, you've gotta watch the directors cut "What the bleep? Down the rabbit hole".

If the orig. fucked with your head, this one will make your brain explode.

Also, what the bleep 2 should be released sometime before 2012. Nothing to do with the whole Mayan prophecy thing or anything.

That could be bad information however, don't hold me to that sequel hehe.

tokeymcdank 19 weeks 6 days 1 hour 34 min ago

I did not understand a word of that,

Anonymous 19 weeks 6 days 4 hours 54 min ago

Im not sure if that's the best thing to do with that glass of yours sir. It's probably a lovely glass and doesn't deserve to be so sexually tormented. I had to drive miley around for a gig of hers once, and trust me... That girl is dumber and more boring than a billy ray cyrus haircut fan club meeting. She would probably prefer a natural light can be used instead of a nice glass.
And yeah, people need to chill the fuck out when it comes to mentioning something sexual about a girl who might be younger than you. All our society does is force sex down your throat, but if some douche on dateline NBC with a camera crew says it's wrong, then everyone automatically assumes your a sicko. Most fucked up hypocritical society if there ever was one.

Yummysville 19 weeks 6 days 55 min 42 sec ago

Haha, you're awesome Yummysville.

I don't care if she's dumb.. I still like her. (Sexually I mean. I don't like have a crush on her. Ugh no.)

O hai Chris Hansen! Why don't you have a seat right there! *points*
We'll browse for miley n00dz together rofl. :D

Yeah, I seriously CAN'T HELP feeling attracted to her.

She has a beautiful body, a sexy voice that turns me on,
and is all over the TV and radio talking about how she's
"moving her hips like yeah"...

so.. I'm so horrible for LIKING
the image she's FORCING into my head?

I REALLY want someone who thinks liking Miley makes you a pedophile
to respond to that question.

If I was 30-40, I'd still think she was hot so don't say it's only OK because I'm young.

tokeymcdank 19 weeks 5 days 16 hours 2 min ago

thats a pretty crazy idea to think about, good job sirrrrrr

TokinNJokin 19 weeks 5 days 22 hours 48 min ago

the probability that it is Miley Cyrus' vagoo though is extremely improbable which means the probability of washing the glass is still highly probable

or something

zefiryn 19 weeks 5 days 16 hours 40 min ago

the sheer possibility of that being able to happen blows my mind, high or not.
what the bleep do we know = best movie EVAR.
especially the part about the native americans not being able to see columbus' ship cause they didnt know what it was.
cuh-razy!!

sydiesunshine 19 weeks 5 days 14 hours 29 min ago

Dude that happens to be the very reason that only the "crazy rednecks" who are outside LOOKING FOR the ufos actually SEE them :).

tokeymcdank 19 weeks 5 days 9 hours 12 min ago

Dude. Mad props for Vagoo. thought i was the only one who used that term in conversation

villageidiot 19 weeks 5 days 5 hours 36 min ago

holy god i'm suddenly smarter than hawking and didnt even realize it. i understand quantum theory too

jahmarley 1 week 2 days 19 hours 51 min ago

the best ideas (while you're high)