So I figured that most of you on here dont really know me. I decided to make a random list of things about me, so you can understand the real me much better.

ps. The fallowing list is totally true.

2) I have an irrational fear of odd numbers. I used to have a really good friend named nine, but then seven eight nine. I havent been able to count properly ever since.

4) I dated Kate Beckinsale for a short time in 2003, but had to dump her because she was way too in love with me way too early- almost Fatal Attraction-like.

6) I'm allergic to water.

8) I suffer from a rare disease called "Linguacapillitis", which is a disorder where I can't grow hair on my tongue.

10) I was Washington State's largest producer of cannabis plants for the fiscal year 2005-06, based on sales.

12) I was born cock-eyed (opposite of cross-eyed).

14) George W. Bush once threw a shoe at ME.

16) In my senior year of highschool I was voted cass clown as well as " most likely to dance naked on national television for money".

18) I was a Senator from North Carolina once and almost got a bill passed to convert the USA to the metric system.

20) I love my family and I love my friends. I also "love" myself, sometimes as many as three times a day...HIYOO!!!!

22) Sometimes I have to leave parties and other events because I have a fear of balloons.

24) I once met a cat named yoinkie. We did not get along.

26) I believe that I am god's gift to women. Unfortunately god has a sense of humour so he included a free return label as well as a gift exchange reciept :(

28) I am un-victorious in my lifetime at the game of Risk, with a record of 0-9-74.

30) As a moonlighting job, I coach beauty pageant contestants.

32) I envy giraffes for their long legs- but not their necks, those gross me out.

34 )I once laughed and pointed at a turtle on its back, on a beach, and kept on my way.

36) Later, I felt bad for the turtle in #34 above and went back to help out- but it was too late, the crabs had already got to him...

38) I once fought a mirror and lost. Stupid mirror got me with a cheap shot.

40) I taught Michael Flatley everything he knows. Therefor I am the true "Lord of the Dance" and he is just a "Prince", if that...

42) I was once hit by a car driven by an ex-girlfriend... and then reversed back over, and then ran over again... but I'm still here Kate!

44) I break out into dance at the most akward moments.

46) I once got drunk in grade 9 during school hours. To make a long and entertaining story short, I ended up throwing up all over the principal's office...as well as the principal. Good Times!

48) I have successfully ended the song, "this is the song that never ends" from lambchop's play along

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Comments

 
Thu, 03/10/2011 - 11:35pm
SammyB420 Says:

I have a special hearing aid, made out of the little piece of ear mike tyson bit off evander holyfield.

 
 
Thu, 03/10/2011 - 11:53pm
User Says:

You hate odd numbers? Well this only had 3 upvotes before.. GUESS WHO JUST MADE IF 4!! ;) Thank me later. hahaha

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:02pm
BurnBuddy Says:

hahaha i did the same thing! i read the first couple words saying he hated odd numbers, the highDEA had 13 upvotes, so before i went any further, i had to make it 14

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:39pm

& facts he numberred are only even numbers :p ha

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 6:37am

I actualy do have that fear of odd numbers like I don't like them anywhere (tv or radio volumes especially) so I think that's why I enjoyed this highdea just that much more. Thank you yoinkie, you just made my day :)

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 10:47pm
 
 
Sat, 03/12/2011 - 2:53am
zlayer Says:

you said that at March 11, 2011 @ 5:37am (3, 11, 2011, 5:37)

all odd numbers... haha ffuuuu-

 
 
Sat, 03/12/2011 - 3:13am
yoinkie Says:

your comment had 97 letters in it. Including spaces, it had 115 characters total. You also have 7 upvotes for your comment.

 
 
Sun, 03/13/2011 - 12:52am

holy shit. i picture you not even having to try to notice that shit. youre just so scared that you notice everything. idk im high haha youre great man

 
 
Sat, 03/19/2011 - 4:55pm

I absolutely cannot stand when my radio's on an odd number.
unless its a 5.. thats okay.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 11:57am
jdm9970 Says:

Who wouldn't dance naked on TV for money? It's free money.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 5:54pm
yoinkie Says:

haha its funny because that one is totally true. When they made my highschool senior yearbook, you know everyone votes for "most likely to be rich" or "most likely to get married right after highschool". Well there was a write in ballot, and whoever got the most write in's would get into the yearbook. 34 of my classmates thought that I would be "most likely to dance naked on television for money". HAHAHA. Man, I loved highschool :(

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:12pm
Leo Says:
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:15pm

It sucks, doesn't it? I do too. If a balloon even comes near me, I freak out and cover my ears and eyes and turn away. Everyone thinks I'm a pussy, but I have globophobia(fear of balloons) and phonophobia/ligyrophobia(fear of loud sounds). That's also why I don't go with my friends to the sand pit when they want to fire off their rifles and shotguns and shit.

 
 
Sat, 03/12/2011 - 8:29am

My whole closet is filled with balloons cuz i once wondered what my bedroom would look like if i filled it with 300+ balloons.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:08pm
chiefin Says:

im not sure which ones where true, but if they were all true thatd be awesome

also just upvoted from 25 lol

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 5:55pm
yoinkie Says:

lol, about half of them are true. can you guess which ones :P

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:29pm

I hope not that turtle one. That made me sad.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 3:35pm
the_ookami Says:
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 5:27pm
Kimberry Says:
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 6:01pm
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 6:29pm
yoinkie Says:

The "successfully ended the lambchops play again song" one isnt mine. Im pretty sure thats a Chuck Norris joke, but I HAD to include it in here because its damn damn funny.

Sorry for not giving you credit Chuck Norris. Im going to run and hide from his roundhouse kick now.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 6:40pm
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:00pm
yoinkie Says:

ok well in that case...

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDSS, IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS. SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEY CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS...

hahaha, if your a 90's kid, that song will be stuck in your head the rest of the day MUAHAHAHAHAHAA

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:16pm

Yoinkie, as much as you never fail to please me with your posts, I hate you right now >.>

and it goes ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!!!!!!!! IT NEVER STOPS!!!

 
 
Sat, 03/12/2011 - 3:13am
Fish.Stick Says:

Thanks for that lol. I needed that song in my head.

 
 
Sat, 03/12/2011 - 4:05am

Damn you making me have that song stuck in my head!!! ARG!!!

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:55pm
Petrow Says:

damn that shit was trippy when i read your comment and then i read the one right under it and it was chuck norris saying its okay brah. i was like woooooah.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 6:50pm
Bruce Says:

aww man poor little turtle, but i have as well been in a little scuffle with a mirror. i lost too

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:11pm

YESSSSS i was the vote to make it popular, ur welcome :) and also yeah Risk is fuckin hard man

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:15pm
yoinkie Says:

ya man, fuck risk. All I ever wanted to do was win that fucking game once.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:14pm

How can you be allergic to water if humans are made up of 80% water?

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:17pm
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:35pm
IronLungs Says:
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:15pm

the votes went from 41 to 43
theyre after you

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:15pm
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:17pm

if you had to choose between a slow dance with hilary clinton and sarah palin who would you choose?

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:19pm
TannerR Says:

If #4 is true, then you are no other than the great Filmmaker, Len Wiseman.

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/kate-beckinsale.htm

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:21pm
fabricboy9 Says:

28) I am un-victorious in my lifetime at the game of Risk, with a record of 0-9-74.

love it.... 74 times of "fuck this stupid game"

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:25pm
yoinkie Says:

Haha Yup that game takes way too fucking long. I think I only actually lost maybe twice, every other time I threw the pieces at my opponent and walked the fuck out if the room

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:29pm

Oh no! If you're allergic to water does that mean you have to suffer the cottonmouth and can never use a water bong?

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 8:19pm

You don't actually come in contact with the water of a bong... unless you spill it.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:32pm
yoinkie Says:

I wonder how many of you googled "Linguacapillitis". LOL, hope you enjoyed that nasty pictures that popped up

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:39pm
KRlST0PHER Says:

I was gonna google it, and I didn't want too, but now you force me to google it when you said "Nasty pictures". I must know.

EDIT:

Wait wait wait. Nothing came up. I hate you!!!
(in a good way)

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:40pm
yoinkie Says:

SHIT, its because I spelled it wrong.

try: Lingualpapillitis

 
 
Sun, 03/13/2011 - 9:23pm
KRlST0PHER Says:

that's fucking disgusting.

and they're (according to info) "extremely painful" ?? DAMN, hope I never get that shit.

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:36pm

This is the funniest list ive ever seen, haha. I cant wait until more comments come in, those are just as funny.

Also, I see what you did with #4 and #42...haha Damn Kate Beckinsale, trying to run over her Ex!

 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:36pm
KRlST0PHER Says:
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:39pm
stsouthw Says:
 
 
Fri, 03/11/2011 - 7:42pm
salerman13 Says:

I hate how close the damn up and down arrows are..i accidental down vote alot. My apologies. Atleast its an even number again!