1000 things to do when your high
I'll start it off with the first 10 y'all can do the rest..........no more than 10 per post please.
1. Watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2. Jump off things
3. Go under water and open your eyes - Its 10x cooler when stoned
4. Shoot a gun
5. Watch History Channel about drugs
6. Walk in the woods during fall or even better, during winter with snow
7. Go on highdeas.com
8. Talk to your siblings
9. Draw pictures
10. Play video games
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12.play guitar
11.do the dishes
13.fishing
14.do a art attack
15.biking
16. swimming in the ocean
17. eating donuts
18. dreaming
19. walking around the city at night
20. talking about life
21. sex
22. planet earth
23. skateboarding
24. sticking your head out the sunroof while someone else is driving and pretend you're flying
25.read a book
26.listen to music
27.think about life
28.drive
29.meditate
30.www.omegle.com
31.eat 32.sex 33.scarymovies 34.countbackwards 35.swim 36.sex 37.makeout 38.weirdfacesinthemirror 39.shower 40.workout
41. stare at something
42. eat way too many animal crackers
43. go for a really long drive
44. get lost
45. realize you're still in the driveway
46. smoke more weed
47. stare at the stars
48. make fun of politics and religion
49. look for recording devices placed in your home by the government
50. plan the revolution
51.eat mashed potatoes on top of pizza
52.fall and hurt your head on something
53.stand up and forget all about it as soon as you turn on the TV
54.virtual reality goggles
55.pink floyd
56.shroooooms
57.put eye drops in your eyes
58.go to school. you won't learn anything, but class sucks less
59.watch cooking shows
60.think of new things to smoke out of
61. hide a joint to find later, you'll be surprised and totally stoked
62. make dinner, like a legit dinner with chicken mashed potatoes and all the fixings
63. try out a calculus problem.
64. go to starbucks and just stare at the pastry case for a while before deciding on the best delectible munchie
65. eat sour patch watermelons.
66. dress up in a gorilla suit and terrorize the town
67. make a kandi bracelet
68. take your dog for a walk
69. 69
70. drink
71. cigarettes
72. make makeshift glassware
73. masturbate
74. xbox live
75. OK --> look its a little man (Side ways)
76. watch Weeds (Awesome show!!)
77. create something delicious
78. go to waffle house
79. go to taco bell
80. go on a hike through the woods
81. talk about food
82. sleep
83. read
84. go out to the drive in and soke some more
85. take a nap
86. play euchre
87. go pipe shopping
88. roll a blunt
89. roast hot dogs around the fire
90. run from the cops (not fun but it happens)
91. sell an 8th
92. buy more weed
93. smoke the new sack
94. steal energy drinks
95. drink a cup of fresh coffee
96. watch clouds on a nice day
97. swim in the ocean
98. para sail
99. travel to australia
100. lay in a hammock
101.stretch
102.watch "the universe"
103.watch "what the bleep do we know:down the rabbit hole"
104.watch south park
105.watch family guy
106.look at fractal animations on youtube
107.look at sacred geometry animations on youtube
108.do yoga
109.skateboard
110.smoke some more
111.if your out, scoop pipes, bongs, and gb caps(and bottle when super desperate)of resin
112.listen to liquid tension experiment
113. and john 5
114. and jeff loomis
115. and system of a down
116.and cosmic gate
117. and hallucinogen
118.and 1200 micrograms
119.watch "curb your enthusiasm"
120.watch "bored to death"
121. watch "planet earth"
122. watch "blue planet"
123. research quantum mechanics, theory, and physics
124. research conspiracies
125. research metaphysics
126. study physiology
127. look up carl sagan, buy all his books
128. research steven hawking
129. and einstein
130. and Bukminster Fuller
131. and tesla(i forgot his first name)
132. and alan guth
133. listen to cypress hill
134. and living legends
135. look up how to be a right and left brain thinker
136. get this idea more popular so that everybody could pitch in so we could actually think up 1000 things to do when high
137. and of course u can't forget about this....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9WJgOrUUA&feature=player_embedded
138. ohh and listen to PHILIP FUCKING GLASS
139. Dance
140. lose your bike in amsterdam! (too many bikes, too many joints!)
141. watching trashy reality shows
142. watching Hockey
143. talking to my grandmother
144. Have a LOST marathon
145. Order Chinese food
146. Watch Top Chef or Chopped
147. Make something new to eat.
148. Build a fort in your living room
149. Say words really slow and see if they make different words, like juice... or scream them without making any noise, backtrack is funny.
150. Plan something important, like your wedding or funeral
151. compare weird body tricks with people, like double jointedness or toughing your tongue to your nose
152. Talk with a lisp, a different accent, or like a kid.... I like saying weird like, Weid hahaha
haha reminds me of Family Guy "Weeid...that monkey wasn't on my back before was it..." Something Peter would say for sure.
153. Have sex
154. Get head
155. Get a handjob
156. Watch Dexter
157. Watch True Blood
158. Take a nice, relaxing bath
159. Write something. Anything
160. Philosophize! - Duh?
161. Watch Blow
162. Listen to Young Jeezy
163. Drive fast
164. Sit in a comfortable chair and don't move
165. Eat candy
166. Think about the universe...shit will blow your mind
167. Smoke more weed
168. Watch The Office
169. Watch Man vs. Wild
170. Eat waffles with a lot of syrup
171. Hot Shower.
172. Jam the fuck out while getting ready.
173. Hit the town.
174. Concerts
175.put jelly in your girlfriends vag... bon apetite
176.crank that soulja boy
177.yoouuulll
178.do the stanky leg
179.ride outside the car(including the driver)
180.explore new areas and probly get lost
181.see funny or exiting/action movies(in the theaters)
182.do crazy shit like chasing deer in the woods at nite
183.ride a bike(preferably a bmx bike and at nite)
184.try to remember everything you just talked about with your friends
185.drive like your in a racing game(includes drifting)
186.argue with someone about stupid things
187. watch vh1 i love the 90s
188. any movie in 3D
189. chill with animals (esp cats and dogs)
190. talk to a parrot
191. cleaning
192. discuss ancient egypt
193. go grocery shopping
194. go to a head shop
195. go to a music festival
196. do anything involving music
197. get a message
198. have a rap battle
199. fly a kite
200. whistle
201. let out a nice and needed burp
202. make a new discovery
203. exercise
204. change something about yourself
205. listen to old school rap/hip hop
206. play leap frog
hahaha rap battle ? my question to you is. can you fly a kite have a rap battle and whistle at the same time? i think not. good day
207. Play rock paper scissors
208. Eat sushi
209. Go to the DMV-you're high so you won't feel like killing anyone
210. Go to the Planetarium(CA Acedemy of Sciences)
211. Get a massage/pedicure
212. Eat long Asian noodles with no utensils
213. Pet your dog
214. Drive to a spot you & your friends used to smoke at & reminisce(play some Zeppelin)
215. Watch Chappelle Show reruns
216. Watch Storm Chasers-that shit is awesome
217. Look at "People of Walmart" website
218. adventure the town
219. turn the music up and let loose
220. party/hangout/ just be with your friends :]
221. eat snow
222. do homework
223. facebook
224. adventure through walmart to the snack cake isle
225. Get a group of friends and sing Don’t Stop Believin’ all the way through.
226. College lectures
227. Order too much pizza
228. Watch shows/movies you normally hate and gain a new appreciation
229. Answer phone calls from your parents and feel the exhilaration of trying to keep your cool
230. Notice how weird your voice sounds to you
231. Write some high-sounding stuff on Twitter/Facebook and see if anyone calls you on it
232. Burn mix CDs to listen to in the car later
233. Read history and think about how you will one day be part of it
234. Read science and think about how you are already part of it
235. Enjoy couchlock
236. Fill a sketchbook solely with art you make whilst high
237. Create a huge nest with your friends, pillows and blankets and don't leave it for hours
238. Sew sock monkeys (Bonus: Sew sock animals that aren't monkeys!)
239. Listen to music through headphones
240. Watch Cirque du Soleil
241. Read Shakespeare - it might make sense to you now
242. Dot on facial hair with eyeliner
243. Fold origami.
244. BBQ. Anything.
245. Make snow angels! (or dirt angels!)
246. Pretend you're Gumby
247. Pretend you're made out of yarn
248. Pretend the floor is lava
249. Lose the game. On purpose. Make all of your friends angry.
250. Pretend you're from "Coraline" and think you have buttons for eyes.
251. Pretend you're in ANY Tim Burton film.
252. Watch a Tim Burton movie marathon.
253. Watch Repo! The Genetic Opera.
254. Watch any musical.
255. Play underneath black lights.
256. Go look at all the stoner-visions on College Humor.
257. Get into a pointless argument about who is more stoned.
258. Develop conspiracy theories.
259. Smoke more.
260. Trade stories about the last time you were stoned.
261. Watch green leprechauns jump the golden arches.
262. Research Cthulu on wikipedia.
263. Play Rockband.
263. Play Super Smash Bros. Melee and pick Mr. Game and Watch.
265. Do Thriller.
266. Get a thought, lose it, proceed to find it, and lose it again.
267. Watch Ninja Cat on youtube.
268. Watch Charlie the Unicorn.
269. Go to FilmCow.com and watch the ferrets, the cat, and Mr. Happy Face.
270. Watch Foamy the Squirrel.
271. Play with a strobe light.
272. Pretend to show your friends a website & show them meat spin instead.
273. Sit on your couch and think about other things to do when you're high.
274. Play Apples to Apples.
275. Play Risk.
276. Play Clue. It'll make you paranoid.
277. Raid the fridge and create something interesting.
278. Sing the NomNom song after watching it on youtube.
279. Look at Roflcopter.
280. Do flaming shots.
281. Play Circle of Death with a bong.
282. Wear sunglasses at night.
283. Molest one of your friends.
284. Play dress up.
285. Slide across the floor in your socks.
286. Touch EVERYTHING.
287. Play DDR.
288. Stack things strategically.
289. Redecorate.
290. Feng shui your apartment/dorm/house.
291. Hotbox your car.
292. Hotbox your closet.
293. Watch Evil Dead 2.
294. Watch Evil Dead Army of Darkness.
295. Pretend to be a ghost.
296. Set something on fire.
297. Shotgun someone.
298. Make hot chocolate.
299. Watch any Austin Powers movie.
300. Watch 30 second bunny theater.
301. Drive 20 minutes to the "nearest" fast food place because you just needed munchies that badly.
302. Read this list and pick ones you want to try.
303. Smoke a hookah.
304. Get more high.
305. Sex.
306. Sex.
307. Sex.
308. Pick interesting public places to have sex then attempt.
309. Hunt gingers.
310. Go to a drag show.
311. Watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yell the callouts and do the time warp.
312. Play in the rain.
313. Play beer pong.
314. Dye your cat with kool-aid.
315. Watch Powerthirst (all versions)
316. See the world in 2-D.
317. Make shadow puppets.
318. Pretend to be a ballerina.
319. Convince yourself that you can breakdance.
320. Try to convince your friends that you epically failed because you're just out of practice.
321. Try to scare people.
322. Play the dart game. Really commit to it.
323. Play Truth or Dare.
324. Watch thirteen ghosts.
325. Stare at fish. Copy their faces.
326. Play with a lighter.
327. Play Wii Fit.
328. Try to keep your balance.
329. Take a really hot bath.
330. Move your head so you can feel your brain move.
331. See how many movies you can list.
332: Go to Denny's!
333. Buy 4 bags of "Cool Ranch" Doritos and eat half of each.
334. Saying weird high pitched things like E
335. Drink water
336. Talk with other high friends about what we should put on the website
337. Burp
338. Laugh at how stupid everyone elses answeres were
339. Fill half a bag with oregano to sell to a fat kid
340. Laugh
341. Crack up
342. Kill yourself
343. Come back to life (you didnt really kill yourself)
344. Sit
345. How long has it been?
346. Corn
347. Squash
348. Apple fritter
349. Earplugs
350. Corn
341. Ecstasy
342. Miscount
343. Wonder when my moms coming home
354. Laugh at how i just numbered the 340's twice cus im baked
355. Spray fire hydrants in other peoples basements (without fires)
356. Corn
357.i dont know
358. pot
359. this one is 359
360. gar
361. my desk is brown
362. What would jesus do
363. Smoke bud with 2 people over when youre supposed to watch your brother
364. Post things
365. traffic cones
366. shoot kids with airsoft guns
367. have a candy fight with friends then eat all the candy
368. forget i was only suposed to post 10
399. chips
370. oh shit i just put 399 it was supposed to be 369
371. im baked
372. bye
YES!!! #341 YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
894. Forget how to count
895. Try to unbanish snakes from Ireland
896. Think of an ordinary, simple thing, and then come to the conclusion that it really isn't ordinary and bug out. (HOW DOES MY HAND KNOW WHEN AND WHERE TO MOVE?!?!?)
897. Go snowboarding, but off-trail where that sweet pow is, and find Gnarnia.
899. Eat Sunflower seeds and think of warm childhood memories and how good it felt when the sunlight touched your face.
900. Go on highdeas.com
901. Fuck why did we forget how to count we missed the number 420, that kind of sucks.
902. Play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (xbox 360, live only)
903. Go see Paranormal Activity
904. Get high with a random person you just met that night.
905. Play music outta your phone and dance to it ANYWHERE. On the bus, in front of mcdonalds. ANYWHERE.
906. count all the bumps in the ceiling
907. think of the good ol' days
908.eat one chip
910. play poo dollar (shit on a dollar, lay it on the ground shit side down, watch people pick it up and get grossed out)
911. perform an act of terrorism
912. climb a very tall tree
913.jump from said tree
914.break neck
915.rush to hospital
916. ignore hospital bill
917. break the ten ideas per comment rule
well for me...1-998 smoke more
999 have sex
1000 go to sleep and dream high dreams!