reading highdeas outloud to others
Is just not the same as reading them in your head. Sometimes I think something is a great idea and want to share it with my friends and they just stare at me and give me a courtesy laugh...man screw courtesy laughs, these ideas I've read from others are legit!
opposite zombie outbreak
think of the opposite of zombies taking over the world. what if we started out as zombies and then we all became normal... idk
MARIJUANA MECHANICS
Isn't it funny how if you have only weed in your possession you will fuckin find a way to smoke it. you can make bongs and pipes out of literally anything and if you don't have a light you will try to find a way to light it, even if that means using a piece of glass and sunlight..lol
this bowl is for all of us marijuana mechanics in the world. (man I love dedicating my bowls, it makes smoking them so purposeful haha)
I declare victory for stoners
On Celebrity Jepordy today I watched Cheech beat Alisha Keys and Anderson Cooper from CNN. He said a desert was in the continent of Mexico, but. Besides that he kicked their ass.
Take that stereotypes
Grape Drank
Grape soda tastes nothing like grapes, but we accept it as grap flavored.....Regardless, taking a sip of it is like saying, "Fuck off" to your cottonmouth.
weird
today i realized that the i before e, except after c doesnt work with the word weird, thus proving the definition of the word weird.
Completely different types of stoners
have you ever noticed how there's like those cool fuckin stoners that just like chill out and smoke? and then theres those fuckers who like kill people for weed? like what the fuck? don't kill someone for it. it's just a magical plant that makes you feel great. chill out people
This isn't a highDEA, but I know you guys would understand...
how funny Jeopardy was today when I was ganja-fied. They had a category called "Uranus". I laughed till i cried... and i think a little pee came out (not really) when the guy says "I'll take uranus for 200, Alex"
I had to leave the room...
Getting published
highdeas should send out prizes whenever a highdea is published. like an ounce of green or blunt wraps or at least a hug
My Cat is a Secret Ninja
EVERY time I walk by my cat he swishes his tail out right where my next step is supposed to go. So I try to step over it and almost fall on my face every time.
EVERY TIME!!!
The premier of Alice in Wonderland would be that much better if....
They had an intermission in the middle of the movie. Obviously they know everyone will be going blown to this event, and an intermission would be perfect for anyone who wants to stay high throughout the entire movie. Enough time for a quick bowl and some more popcorn at the concession stand will make the movie that much better.
Is it bad...
That I look through the guide on the tv to decide what channel I'm gonna leave it on for my dog so he doesn't get lonely?
Disney is hilarious
Imagine if somebody actually had 101 Dalmatians. You'd have so much shit to clean up.
highDEAS gone wrong
Filling a plastic shoping bag full of water and pretending its your balls.......the bag brakes because its not made to hold water
Playing scary video games or watching scary movies with the sound all the way up to max........things jump out at you after the long silence with a scream or a bang
Tanning in a tanning bed...cool at first....but then you feel like your in a toaster
Running the dark......your going to hit something
Playing the board game Clue......its just to hard to play high
If you had done any of these leave a comment or if you have another highdea gone wrong plz... read more »
I wish
people would like the highdea I post just once, just once so I could feel clever for coming up with something awesome.
school adventure
So yesterday me nd my bud were skippin some school (study hall) and we only had a bowel....
while we were walking, i saw a pack of reds on the ground.
I was cravin a cig, so i looked at it.
hello!!!! eighth of dank, chyea :D
thankyou for whoever threw that weed out of their car, it truly made my day
The Breakfast Club
I've seen this movie so many times, but I am watching it high now and I just realized all the characters fight and shit until the guy busts out the weed, and then they all get along and become friends. I think there's an underlying message in this movie :D
Stoner Radio
it would be dope if there was a radio station where a few dudes just talked while they were high as fuck. the station would play some good, chill music and the dudes would have awesome conversations between songs. id listen religiously
Spongebob Squarepants.
Ever wonder why spongebob is so happy and patrick wants to eat up everything? my opinion is they all get baked as hell =)
NACHOOOOOOOOOOoooooo......
.....Libre is a great movie!!!!
Btw.....just came up with a new term for how high you are. Bouldered, the next level after stoned. Idk....just a thought?
thinking pain.
My brain is in a car, but hes a shitty driver and keeps getting in accidents when I think too hard.
Half Baked
one of these days im going to eat ben and jerry's half baked ice cream, watch the movie half baked and actually BE half baked ALL at the same time. i have a feeling the planets would align and the world would make sense.
Paying strippers
The perfect amount to give a stripper (when she comes over and bends her ass in your face) is a 2 dollar bill. Not only have you appeared classier then the one dollar givers, but you've shortened the time it takes a stripper to count her money by 50%.
Mitch Hedberg :)
Who all here thinks he's badass?? I love to listen to him when I'm high. His stuff never gets old. RIP Mitch<3
"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was"
"I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down."
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.... read more »
The Real World is so fake.
They don't smoke weed, nor talk about smoking weed. You mean to tell me, a member of America's youth, that 161 people over 23 seasons didn't smoke weed? Fuck that. I'm going to start my own show about 7 stoners picked to live in a house and I'm going to call it "The Really High World".
Diff way to say "seeing a movie while high"
"that movie was the shit... i recommend you see it in HIGHMAX!!!"
