11

please answer this for me..

how in the hell is salvia legal while marijuana isnt?!? That just makes no sense to me. Can someone explain this?

14

talk to your dog?

I feel like I just telepathically had a full conversation with my dog.. lol i dont know how to explain it..

13

Redbox For Life

Purchase a walmart visa card that has ten dollars cash down on it. Go to the red box purchase the DVD rentals for a dollar and keep them, they have no way of catching you or knowing any kind of personal information about you.

16

bongs are the shit

you can take huge hits without that burning in your throat...and you can put ice in em!

24

If legalized, would you still smoke?

I would
i hear from people that if it was legal, a lot of people would stop smoking
I wouldn't, i would keep smoking
why not?

14

Pokemon realization

i didnt know this for the longest time,
the pokemon EKANS is SNAKE backwards
same with ARBOK, KOBRA

12

Zero Gravity

Take a rip off a pipe while in zero gravity. That shit would be bananas.

18

I've always loved

Resin of a pipe. It's like little treasure in a kick-ass forest/cave inside your pipe. And it's also a different high. :D.

SPACED :)

15

Harry Potter Mirror

If i looked in the Harry Potter Mirror id see myself smokin a fat blunt
and because i want to smoke it means i wont get it
id be yellin AT MYSELF to "PASS THE BLUNT!"
so i will watch myself get high as fuck and i cant do shit
if i dont got weed on me at the time

40

Highdeas is way better then textsfromlastnight

cuz thats all stupid shit that mostly drunk people do. we stoners are a more refined type. philosophical, more educated then the drunk. not to mention, hash is the best thing ever. beat that booze!

62

FAT KIDS???

If a fat kid falls in the forest do the trees laugh?

34

dangling arms

have u ever noticed that arms are just arms..like if there not in pockets or doin something..they'r just there.. to dangle

29

Color Explosion Glow Dome

by Crayola.
Just saw the commercial & I really want one.
That would be so much fun to play with while high.
Or tripping.
Or rolling.

Edit: Adding a link cause I know you're all as lazy as I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYLoeayiwQE

77

pokemon mind fuck

The three legendary birds from the original pokemon are as everyone knows Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres. articUNO. zapDOS. molTRES. uno, dos, tres. si senor.

27

meteor shower

getting high and watching a meteor shower = genius

25

HAHA SOUTHPARK, YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH

I'm watching the recent episode where Cartman becomes the school announcer. I love the part where during the interview, the 3rd grader goes "I don't understand, *wink* What I did wrong."

NEW EPISODE COMES ON AT 10!

Genius....

26

Super High Me

Probably the greatest movie ever made for the push of legalization. And oh yeah, it geeks me the fuck out.

Wanna watch it? http://www.watch-movies-online.tv/movies/super_high_me/

27

My boyfriends best friend...

Informed us that the plastic rings around 6 packs are made to "Weed out the idiot ducks."

god damn it..

16

Most Stoned Story

A while ago i smoked some Grade "A" Grandaddy Purp out of a 2ft bong. I smoked an eighth between me and 3 other guys. Shortly after i leaned back, closed my eyes, and immediately broke out into a cold sweat, i felt like i could feel every cell in my body and they were all humming, this was followed by crazy closed eye visuals. I couldnt even stand for half an hour then when finally got up i had to get someone to drive my car. My driver made a beeline for cicis pizza buffet where we brought a glorious end to a glorious high haha. Hands down most stoned ive ever been.... read more »

28

Thanks To My Friend Ryan

okay.
Buy an ounce (or 2)
put em in your fireplace
close the vent--

hot box the house.

MIND BLOWN.

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