Is just not the same as reading them in your head. Sometimes I think something is a great idea and want to share it with my friends and they just stare at me and give me a courtesy laugh...man screw courtesy laughs, these ideas I've read from others are legit!

Isn't it funny how if you have only weed in your possession you will fuckin find a way to smoke it. you can make bongs and pipes out of literally anything and if you don't have a light you will try to find a way to light it, even if that means using a piece of glass and sunlight..lol

this bowl is for all of us marijuana mechanics in the world. (man I love dedicating my bowls, it makes smoking them so purposeful haha)

Grape soda tastes nothing like grapes, but we accept it as grap flavored.....Regardless, taking a sip of it is like saying, "Fuck off" to your cottonmouth.

I think watching a girl take a fat bong rip is one of the sexiest things on earth

how funny Jeopardy was today when I was ganja-fied. They had a category called "Uranus". I laughed till i cried... and i think a little pee came out (not really) when the guy says "I'll take uranus for 200, Alex"

I had to leave the room...

EVERY time I walk by my cat he swishes his tail out right where my next step is supposed to go. So I try to step over it and almost fall on my face every time.

EVERY TIME!!!

That I look through the guide on the tv to decide what channel I'm gonna leave it on for my dog so he doesn't get lonely?

Filling a plastic shoping bag full of water and pretending its your balls.......the bag brakes because its not made to hold water

Playing scary video games or watching scary movies with the sound all the way up to max........things jump out at you after the long silence with a scream or a bang

Tanning in a tanning bed...cool at first....but then you feel like your in a toaster

Running the dark......your going to hit something

Playing the board game Clue......its just to hard to play high

If you had done any of these leave a comment or if you have another highdea gone wrong plz... read more »

So yesterday me nd my bud were skippin some school (study hall) and we only had a bowel....
while we were walking, i saw a pack of reds on the ground.
I was cravin a cig, so i looked at it.
hello!!!! eighth of dank, chyea :D
thankyou for whoever threw that weed out of their car, it truly made my day

it would be dope if there was a radio station where a few dudes just talked while they were high as fuck. the station would play some good, chill music and the dudes would have awesome conversations between songs. id listen religiously

.....Libre is a great movie!!!!

Btw.....just came up with a new term for how high you are. Bouldered, the next level after stoned. Idk....just a thought?

one of these days im going to eat ben and jerry's half baked ice cream, watch the movie half baked and actually BE half baked ALL at the same time. i have a feeling the planets would align and the world would make sense.

playing with those massive parachutes in gym class! remember those?! they were so rad!

Who all here thinks he's badass?? I love to listen to him when I'm high. His stuff never gets old. RIP Mitch<3

"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was"

"I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down."

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.... read more »

They don't smoke weed, nor talk about smoking weed. You mean to tell me, a member of America's youth, that 161 people over 23 seasons didn't smoke weed? Fuck that. I'm going to start my own show about 7 stoners picked to live in a house and I'm going to call it "The Really High World".