"YOU SHOW ME SOMEONE SMOKING WEED AND I'LL SHOW YOU SOMEONE NOT CAUSING ANY FUCKN' TROUBLE"

Rest in Piece George, you are missed.

like everything i have ever done in someway or another has got me ready for this moment right now...

if it was hard to get weed? i live in california and its easy. just a phone call or 2 away. but for some people its really expensive and hard to find. at least i think...? am i right?

My Earth Systems professor came in on the first day and said, "You probably won't understand this course to the degree I want you to if you don't smoke before class". Finally a class I can get an easy A in!

instead of saying "thats what she said" say "thats how grandpa died.." it's way funnier and much more original...

One time me and my cousin didn't have any weed and we were sad. So we told hid grandma. His grandma told us to wait a minute, left the room, and came back with a joint. She smokes weed apparantly. Needless to say we were happy and the next week paid her back by smoking a joint with her. She then ordered us chinese food. If families smoked together they'd get along a lot better. You could pass weed around the Thanksgiving table. That's what the pilgrims and indians did, right?

I've gotten into a lot of arguments with her over the years...but now I realized that I can't express my love for my Mom into words. the way she got up early to make me school lunch, picked me up from school, nursed me back to health when I was sick, drove me to my practices, and much much more. she's the best!

everyone, give your mothers a call every once in a while, they'll love it!

I work at a movie theater, smoke regularly while I'm at work, and have for the past 3 years.
I figure I spend about half an hour each day out of the 4 days a week I'm at work getting stoned, and get paid 7 dollars an hour. So if my math is correct...

4 (days I work a week) x 52 (weeks in a year) = 208 (days I work a year)
208 x 3 = 624 (days I've worked in the past 3 years)
624 x $3.50 (amount of money I make in a half hour while I'm smoking weed) = $2814

I've gotten paid almost 3 grand in the three year to smoke pot.
Now please excuse me while I start this movie and smoke a blunt.

I was playing Grand Theft Auto and, is it just me, or are all games governed a lot more harshly then the real world? I mean, games are suppose to be the way to blow off steam and junk, but 15 minutes into a car chase i get blown the fuck up by two armored vans and a helicopter.
All im saying is...id watch that episode of cops

i say again how did they program color into the computer ???

DOES NOT COMPUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if aliens landed and in the unlikely event that our reproductive systems were compatible, would you fuck one of them?? i mean, on one hand, i would say, no, i would not fuck an alien, but think about it...you could say you had sex with an extraterrestrial being...haha i know its fucked up but im pretty stoned so...

i saw one of my friends at the store today and we were both blazed so we started talking...and the entire time we just stared into each others eyes. haha this sounds gay but it was like a high bond that nothing could break. it was intense

i blazed up like an hour ago and then went grocery shopping....BIG MISTAKE!! my bill came out to 287 dollars and most of the shit i bought, doesnt match! theres like nothing that "goes together" i bought a big ass roast! a roast! what the eff am i gonna do with that??!! for some reason i bought 3 lint rollers. its not like i have a huge lint issue. someone come over and help me put all these groceries away, then we'll get ripped and eat all this food!

ok so sandy is a squirrel. and she hibernates. and gets all angry when spongebob and patrick take all her fur to survive.

well guess what i realized today as i sat out in the wintery cold, smokin a bowl, watching the squirrels run around? squirrels don't hibernate man. what the hell

To all the stoners NORML.com is a kick ass site for the up to date issues with the legalization of marijuana. CA has already made a 3/4 vote that they are going to be the first state to distribute and manufacture cannabis nationwide. And thats only some of it!!!!