I personally love writing papers after I get really ripped.
I feel like I honestly write better and think more critically.

Does anyone else get stoned before class or doing homework?

Greatest thing ever. The one and only good thing about Ohio. less than 100g of the good stuff and its a minor misdemeanor (equal to traffic violation) with like a $100 fine, and no criminal record of it! Its like a god sent gift to Ohioans because everything else sucks here.

but does anyone else think there should be some type of age limit on this site? im tired of reading these posts "Im 14 and a stoner girl and yeah i love weed so funny hahahah" it irritates me even when im high (which is hard to do)

imagine a salty ass wendys fry DUNKED into a large frosty. i hope im not the only one who does this.

For:

1. My girl Mary Jane
2. 7/11 gas stations
3. All-You-Can-Eat Buffets
4. Dr. Dre
5. 24 hour drive-thrus (Taco Bell, BK, etc.)
6. Back roads that people drive and get chiefed on

Continue the list! What else are you guys thankful for?

go away so i can smoke my blunts
without freezing my fingers

The Last Temptation of Christ. Granted, the accents left much to be desired (but it's Scorsese, so it should be expected), but I like the way it makes him seem completely out of his mind. Just like any person today who thought for some reason that they were the son of God. So be fair to that bum on the street that you just think is cracked out. That could be your savior for all you know! Ha.

Kindly feel free to disagree.

you hear someone knocking on a door in the tv show you're watching? it's always so sudden and loud and raucous...

Everyone who is familiar with this genius show knows that Cosmo is a total dumbass. It is my theory that, in reality, Cosmo isn't stupid at all. He's just high as shit 24/7. I mean, there's a reason why he's green.

...when balloons pop? I jump every fucking time. Mother fuckin balloons, I wish they werent so startling

If I turn my head to the side really fast, I can almost catch a glimpse of my ears. The trick is to sneak up on em. I'll get you, ears!

You know what's awesome? I got myself a glass of water before smoking and forgot about it so I was sitting there for like 10 minutes with cotton mouth and then POOF. I looked to the left and there was a glass of water. This ever happen to you?

you know you have true stoner friends when they call you up and put you on speaker to smoke a bowl with them.
i just moved to another state and my friends will call me up and put me in rotation..they will load a bowl..and i will load a bowl..and they will tell me whenever its my turn and i hit it..we still ALWAYS GO TO THE LEFT. its dope tho cuz i still feel a part of the circle...cuz smoking alone can sure get lonely after a couple months of it. ha
i love mmy friends mannn<3 hahaha

if someone down votes something, they're simply not high eneough...

spread the love people..

i wanna purchase a fuckload of land out west,nothin crazy but like a couple hundred acres, then build shit tons of apartments and gas stations and fast food joints and headshops on the land. then i will invite anyone who smokes weed on a regular basis to live in my "town" for free. i will be mayor and if we get enough people to be recognized as an actual town, id legalize bud and we could all grow and smoke all the greeen we want in our own little stoner town. i shall call it... Greenville

damn that was some good dank, this is my second highdea off 1 pack! imma go smoke some more