Try this on for size. The American debt is over 11 trillion dollars. Think of it like this: If it takes you 1 minute (arguments sake) to count 100 pennies, it would take you 20,000,000 years to count all the money the United States is in debt. 20,000,000 years ago is before the first recognizable humans walked the earth.

Enjoy these thoughts.

Alright so I'm watching WWII In HD on tv, and i was thinking, that while yes, all the footage they show is cool and has lots of explosions, but what about the rest of the footage? I mean each clip must come from hours of footage they don't show, I think it'd be badass to watch the rest of the footage. It'd be the closest we could get to actually being there. Watching them walking in fields and getting attacked or sitting on a ship at sea watching an island get blown to hell for 20 minutes. Ya....just a thought....

cuz thats all stupid shit that mostly drunk people do. we stoners are a more refined type. philosophical, more educated then the drunk. not to mention, hash is the best thing ever. beat that booze!

i have gotten high, i have gotten SUPER high, i have gotten purple haze high. but will any one ever really know how high you can get? i want to get as high as humanly possible. but really will i ever know if it was as high as i could get? who wants to give it a try ? ;)

running out of weed is just the saddest thing.
when i get to the end of my stash, i know that the next 1-2 days are going to be miserable.

so for that reason, from now on every time i have a lot of weed,
i am going to hide one bud somewhere in my room
and knowing me, i'll forget about it
so i'll find it some other time and be so stoked!

so apparently weed in Columbia is like 10 cents a gram... i feel like we're being cheated somehow :(

Feels good to take a couple of big ass rips before bed time. Once u get into bed you feel relaxed and shit and u gently fall onto a cloud.

You know how sometimes when you call someone you hope they don't pick up and you have to leave a voicemail, because you didn't want to talk to them because you were nervous or whatever, but you wanted them to hear what you had to say? What if there was an option where when you called someone you could opt to just leave them a voicemail without letting their phone ring first?

my idea is that once weed is legal, there should be THC honey made from the pollen/thc stuff from the weed (like how honey is made from flower pollen, why cnt weed be any different) i hope it works out, and you can put it on toast every morning so you can be happy off to work or school! or if youre fat you can just put it on ice cream hahaha (not fat, just a pig). that way you can have it any way you want! or even flavor your tea with thc honey :D

Everyone that does not smoke is a buzz killington.(I.e my girl wife,what a hoe.
But I love her
I love dat hoe