someday im gonna buy the super expensive lego kit that i could never afford when i was 9 then when i have a day to kill im gonna buy an eighth of kush and just chill out and build the shit outta that thing. tell me that wouldnt be sweet.

Kay so humans have only three spectral classes of color photoreceptors, and stomatopod crustaceans have eight or more, so those little lobster shits can see colors that we can't, imagine see the world through lobster eyes.

Who decided that credit cards and driver's licenses were going to be the size they are?

If two deaf people are having sex and nobody is around to hear it, do they make noise?

wouldn't it be sweet if there was a glow in the dark/lava lamp bong??? It would be an awesome presemt!

does anyone else use the amount of food missing from you pantry and/or fridge as a meter to figure out how high you were the day before???

So once weed is completely legal, how great would it be to go to a restaurant order a typical entree and along with your choice of sides to choose from you could have one side be a little bowl pack and complementary one hitter...I dont know about you but hittin some green, before a salad and my steak came out sounds like a nice little dinner to me

highnonymous...

what if you drilled holes in the neck of the bong so when you were taking a hit you could put your fingers over them but when you werent smoking out of it you could play the bong like a flute?!?! best idea ever? i think so. then you could serenade others with awesome tunes while you were high. it would be the best glass on glass instrument.

I always see giant pumpkins and watermelons etc. on the news but why hasnt some crazy scientist grown a bud the size of a small car?

An entire community could enjoy that harvest!!

they are just incredibally smart and they cant handle the immense knowledge so they act like their nuts. Us being stupid normal people interpret thet as crazy.

Fill a bucket up with water and dunk your head in it three times, only take it out twice. No more hiccups

Why? Because, alcoholics can't be disqualified from a job because they happened to get drunk the night before. Why should I be disqualified for a job based on what I choose to do in my free time? It is discrimination, and people need to get together and stand up against it.

Ok so I was smoking a bowl on my deck and I live in a condo with other apartments and shit so I'm just chillin. I look down for no more then a second and I look up and there's a friggen fox sitting perfectly still in my parking lot staring right at me. IT was fucking weird,I thought it was just a big house cat but I knew by it's tail that it was a fox. We stood there and stared at eachother for a good three or four minutes. under my breath I kept telling the fox to come blaze a bowl with me. It was fucking weird man.

Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your best friend.

Weed:
Its natural!
It makes u feel good !
It has you eating good food!
it doesn't hurt anyone!
It makes everything enjoyable!

In other words while i smoke this fat joint i have come to the conclusion the WEED fucking ROCKS!!!