Can you guess what word my mac book just learned?

Last week I found out my ferret has cancer and wasn't supposed to live a week. Knowing that it was going to die I decided to get it stoned out of its mind til it died. My ferret it now perfectly healthy and should live much longer because its a stoner lol. It attacks the cage when it smells weed in tjhe room until u give it some. My ferret is a stoner for life now =p.

Chillin' with my buddy, walkin' down a forest trail waitin to break open our fresh bag of dank. I saw this really scruff man sitting on the hill reading a book. He looked almost homeless. So my friend and i greet him with 'Yo, wanna smoke some weed?' He looks up from his book with a big ass grin and i just knew i made his day.

We smoked this guy out, just chillin', talking about life. He told us to stay in school, work hard and enjoy the dank. The great things weed makes people do. I connected with this guy on another level. Because of a plant. That's what's up.

They should find a way to put smell in paint so that if u paint ur room red it smells like watermelon for 6 months

Have you ever wanted to smoke a blunt while you were getting head??? I dooo. The two best things put togather.

so i'm watching a movie with my mom. how do i tell her nicely to shut the fuck up and let me enjoy this movie? because i am really high and all i want is to enjoy this damn movie.

420 miles til empty :)

one love one love one love

I kinda wanna tell my mom that I smoke cuz that would make our lives so much easier for both of us. She always tells me how she's all stressed and junk and I just wanna say "let's spark up". That way we bond and she feels good. Ya feel me?

So Eharmony and highdeas should make a baby. A website for stoners to simply meet other stoner companions. I want my own stoner chick :/

Im wondering what was the man who discovered milk doing with the cow?