So i decided to try and sell High Fives on Craigslist
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/com/1584487133.html So far no one has responded. Im really good at them and ready to get people siked!
Bitches vs. Weed
I recently got my heart broken like really bad! So I started dating this chick I knew from college. The bitch told me she hates when guys put up a front and aren't who they really are. She also said she hates when people smoke weed. So I quit. She also told me she loved me. She invited me to Florida where she's from. I'm from Michigan. So I blew $448 on tickets and flew down there. We had a great time. Like a REALLY good time. I got back to Michigan 2 days before Christmas.... read more »
The Truth : Marijuana and its effects on your Perspective
We all have a particular awareness of our current surroundings, but this awareness changes when you smoke marijuana. And ranges between two extremes.
First, there is the broadened end of the scale. This is likely the moment you find yourself sitting on the couch consciously aware of everything going on around you, even without looking. Your five senses are pulling all the information your current situation lends. It is this broadened consciousness that allows you to observe all of your surroundings but provides minimal focus on anything specific.... read more »
Facebooook
When I'm baked, I really like going on facebook and creeping people I haven't talked to for months, and suddenly 'liking' everything they post.
Passing the bowl.
Okay so, you know when you're smoking with a bunch of people and you're sitting in the shape of an "L" or perhaps a crecent moon, for example two couches or a couch and a chair or love seat. Yeah you get it. Well it always sucks when you're the first person and the last person because you have to get up to pass it back to the beginning or pass it through like 7 people...and there will always be that one person who thinks they can sneak another hit..fuck that person. So anyways there are many many options to solve this problem.... read more »
Drug grand theft auto?
One of my dreams for years now , has been to play a dealer game that would be similar to gta kinda but insted of using the default charicter , you customize your 'dealer'. You buy your own cars , you meet and find new hookups (some of which could be sketchy.) , buy coats and bookbags for more pocket space. The only time theres music is when your in a car , until you buy an mp3 player. Prices go up and down for the different drugs. You can do the drugs you sell , but with some side effects (some cause physical addiction). No story mode , just an open level with endless options.... read more »
the only problem with smoking a lot of weed
and i'm talking about A LOT of dank top quality weed is that your tolerance goes up. i just smoked a bowl and i can barely feel it so far...nvm i feel it a little bit but i used to get baked from one bowl...maybe i should just buy more weed.
HIGHDEAS is not MYSPACE
i am a kid 17 years old and i do not have or even like myspace, facebook, twitter, etc. people do not need to make this like a myspace, i really like this website but it seems to just keep getting worse and worse. some of the poems are ok but it looks like most of them are just ones that people get off the internet. THIS SITE IS THE SHIT! but people just keep making it worse and worse by trying to make this a myspace for stoners. fuck that, whoever wants this website to be a myspace, go to fucking myspace and stop trying to ruin everyone elses fun on this site.
Rugrats tv show--Rocko's Moder Life, Catdog, Hey Arnold, Angry Beaver
I just tuned into Nick it shows a bunch of old tv shows like Rocko's Moder Life, Catdog, Hey Arnold, Angry Beaver, but i just watched Rugrats, and imm tellin you, its like watching it for the first time like i was a little kid again...the life lessons they learn cause there just babies it feels like it did when i first watched back when i was 4, 5 years old.--Like they see a mouse but they have no idea what it is they think at first it may be a Monster but they later find out its called a mouse, its like they had NO idea what it was, it felt so good to watch.... read more »
The 420 show at 4:20am
Would anybody watch if i start a show called the 420 show starting at 4:20 in the morning its only 10 mins long at the begining i light up a nice joint to strat of the show then we play some good music, we hav some guests on maybe snoop, or have a pshycic on so we can channel Bob Marley , and have a comedy scetch, and since were high it being only 10 mins long but to us it might feel like 40 minutes long cause were high...Would anybody watch
The Drake Equation (Some Mind Blowing Shit Right Here)
The Drake Equation was developed to estimate the number of extraterrestrial civilizations in our galaxy (The Milky Way). This equation is widely accepted by the scientific community as an accurate way to estimate the amount of civilizations in The Milky Way. At a conservative estimate, according to the Drake Equation, their are around 1000 extraterrestrial civilizations in our galaxy ALONE. Just think about this...1000. Humans=1.... read more »
the ultimate punishment for a stoner
so there are three people going to hell.
1 is an unfaithful husband
2 is an alcoholic
3 is a hemphead
so satan sends number 1 to a room filled with beautiful naked women
and locked him there for a really long time
the alcoholic gets thrown into a room with a life-time supply of grade-A alcohol
and the third is sent to a room filled with mountains of budha
the devil comes back after 1000 years
the 1st man turned gay
the 2nd man got alcohol poisoning
the 3rd man sat in middle of the room and when the devil entered, with a tear rolling down his cheek, he asked "got a light?"
i think this was made for stoners
so i just really thought about it and im pretty sure stumbleupon.com was made for us bored and blazed stoners. i just like things that are interesting or funny and i can stumble forever!! lol anyone else think that? or any other sites made for stoners?
Bonus round in life
Wouldn't it be tight if like every now and then you get like a month or something as a bonus round, like you could do whatever the fuck you want and it doesn't matter because after it's finished, and you go back to reality, it's like it never existed and shit goes back to how it was before. It would be like a long ass realistic dream that is completely lucid.
back in my day...
i cant wait for me to get old and tell my kids about back in my day.it would be some thing like:
my son, back when i was your age it was completely illegal to smoke weed or even carry a small amount of weed with you. it was hard to be a smoker back then, your so fortunate to live in a world were marijuana is completely legal and u don't have to go through the troubles that i went trough.
i hope that in the future i could tell my son something along those lines and best of all were going to be smoking a blunt together.
stay baked.......
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When somebody has a lazy eye
Which one do you focus on? I always find myself looking into the lazy one and then it slowly starts to creep me out so I switch. Do you think they know why im switching? Do you think they have a preference as to which eye you should look in? I have always wanted to ask but it probably wouldn't go over to well.
its a dark cold winter
its been a little while since my last rip. The budget of a college student living on campus isnt glamorous. Getting a job conflicts with my track schedule.
Im all out of weed and very broke, i just want someone to tell me that one day, soon, someone's gonna show up with a huge bowl and a big smile and say "here bro, youre overdue" and we'll toke and laugh and eat pretzels.
Spiderman doesn't have a grinder
thats how he can climb up walls, he breaks up his weed by hand so much he gets sticky fingers. happens to me i just dont got the balls to run around in tights or enough good weed to be able to climb up a wall. haa
A bong that lights up based on
The thickness of the smoked filled in it. So as it gets thicker, the lights go up the bong till you dare clear it. See who can get them higher (you and the lights of course :) Talk about competition.
Old people
I was high & standing in line at Vons with a DIET COKE when the old ass man behind me says in a thick German accent, "Drink to get drunk." New best friend.
smoke weed=healthy living
stress is a leading cause of health problems such as high blood pressure, heart attack, and stroke. And the best way to relieve stress??
WEED.
One of the best things...
to do when your high is smoke up your pet. They are so awesome to watch and play with. Who agrees?
Sneezing and the Brain ?
i was pretty baked and i sneezed, and after that sneeze i came to the conclusion that a sneeze is your brains way of itching itself. when you sneeze just think of that and let me know
Wasteing time...
It seriously just took me 24 minutes to brush my teeth. Stoners know what I'm talkin bout?
My priorities are so fucked.
So, I've always wanted to go to medical school when I get out of the service, and recently My girlfriend decided to go back home to California. I'm going with her, since she's, like pregnant with my kid and all, but still following m dream. here's the fucked up part...
1st thought: medicinal weed is legal in Cali! and I can prescribe it!
2: shit, I can't prescribe it to myself.
3: I'll probably just find another hip doctor and we can hook each other up!
4: Maybe I should not smoke pot while trying to save people's lives...
The Michael Phelps Commercial
I just realized that at the end of the michael phelps subway commercial there is a giant bag of lays chips that say Baked! on them. Was this just a coincidence or was it some sort of joke made by the developers of the commercial...
once a stoner always a stoner.
so here i sit not stoned and in iraq looking at highdeas laughing my ass off. haha man i cant wait to get out the army at the end of this year and get back to the "real world"
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