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my friend recently started dating a guy named brian griffin

i asked her if she ever gets tired of doing it doggystyle
she didn't get it
i am now seriously questioning my friendship with her
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Lower Case high

The word "high" in the highdeas has to be lower case, otherwise we couldn't have our snazzy weed leaf where the dot above the "I" goes!
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popular highdeas

i like it when highdeas appear on the popular page with the box already greyed out meaning i upvoted them when they only had like 2 or 3 votes

i knew you'd get there little idea buddy!
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Hold down the left click button for 5 seconds

when you upvote a highdea, and it will add 4 votes.
223

Krabby Patty

I would give anything for a single bite of a Krabby Patty.
107

visine

Visine needs to make an eyedrop just for stoners that fixes not only red-eye but chink-eye as well. That would be so baller.
114

Dinosaurs

what the FUCK did they sound like??! if no one was around to hear them "roar" then how do we know they didnt talk like us? or have really high pitch girly roars like in cartoons lol
116

I just invented a time machine...

Only problem is it only goes to the bathroom of a small 1990's gay bar in cincinnati ohio. It sucks.
160

Google

Has anyone been to google today? I smoked quite a few bowls, came home loaded up the interwebs and SPLAOW! Google was tripping me out.

- 7 Sept 2010
116

If weed was legal

Would there be commercials like there are for beer? I'm sure people have thought of this before... but what if they were like bud light commercials but it was a bunch of stoners going "Kush, it's got smokeability."
130

Real peace

If obama got the nobel peace prize while fighting a war then the person who gets weed leagalized and should get like 10
102

cruzin' listenin to cypress hill

makes me feel like some hard core latino drug dealer... and I like it.
292

It's my 25th bday today

And I woke up this morning to a bday card and one of those 25-pack cigerettes, left from my girlfriend. I was kinda disapponted that that was all she got me for my bday but I moved past it. Later on while driving I opened the pack to grab one of those cigerettes when I realized the 25 cigerettes had been replaced with 25 beautifully rolled joints.

I'm going to marry this girl
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To all xbox360 users.

I hate when your super baked playing games not being serious at all but the people your playing with are all like," WTF is this kid doing!". It's a downer. So add me so we can all have fun GT: KYL3 DAVI3S
128

Smokey Burps

I love those burbs that you get after you accidentally swallowed some smoke where smoke comes out. It makes me feel like a dragon.
168

After passing my dad the joint while in the canoe

we began to talk about my growing up, and becoming the stoner that I am. I asked about the house i grew up in, and how he had decided to spend the rest of his life in it. He began telling me that a few years after moving out of his parents house, he and his fellow hippie friends rented the house out. They would live in it for years, through many ridiculous parties with crazy shit being passed around. The home i grew up in was titled "The Club House". My dad told me of the people that lived in this house, and the crazy things that went on.... read more »
138

When life gives you lemons

Where the fuck does life get all of these lemons that it keeps handing out to everyone? And why do people complain about life giving them lemons? Life is just trying to be friendly and make a few buddies.

Its okay life. You can give me lemons, and I'll make you some lemonade or lemon pie and send it back your way.
119

Noses were meant to be picked

I think the size of your finger is directly proportionate to the size of your nostril.
105

Magic Nipples?

God wouldnt give us a useless body part. so im thinkin when we men get to heaven our nipples are gonna have some kind of awesome power
92

Wasted

I jsut wanted to let yuo guys know,
I am currenttly drunk and
I wish I was high instaed.
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