what would it say on the label for the dosage?.... "children over 12 years old: just don't exceed 400,000 pills in five minutes, DUDEEE!"

we all know that planet earth is one of the greatest shows ever. the reason? well yeah its trippy as fuck...but more specifically, when you're stoned and watching such an epic depiction of life on earth you just get mindfucked by the beauty of life and how every living thing on this planet is incredible in its own way. and most non-living things for that matter.

i mean, i know most people SAY they do, and they probably really WANT to believe. But you cant honestly tell me that you think there is some bearded guy, who lives up in the clouds and grants wishes do you??!! im mean seriously......thats not possible! sorry, its just not.

Anyone remember this thing? Possibly the best toy of my childhood. I wish I still had one so I could make a rainbow pot leaf and lite that shit up

why does everyone strive to be so unique yet we make fun of others for being different?

Cuz seiously i dont think i have EVER seen one, not even in the background....... and fat people are hard to miss.

"Abba Zaba, you my only friend."
"No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!"
"If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?"
"I've heard people say you don't get high the first time you smoke. Not me. No-o, not us. WE were really, REALLY high. We was to' up!"
My favorite: "Do you know how much condoms cost back in the day" "How much?" "Don't know, we never used them"

me and my circle of friends dont even need to talk to get what we need. if i need a lighter , i will motion the action of flicking a lighter to my buddy , and he knows. if i need a smoke , i do the finger action of holding a cigarette and it happens. if someone needs a drink , they make the drinking action.

tell me we're not the only ones out there that do this...

i love blazing with my best friend... we roll 2 blunts, sit on my porch and rotate them. we could each smoke one blunt, but isnt it way more exciting when the blunt is constantly being handed to you and its your turn again? love that feeling... anyone else??

I was thinking this while watching an anti-abortion film while being hella baked:

If a hot lady has an abortion, is she still considered a MILF?

what if you had a little baggie, and you put it under your pillow while you slept, and a little weed fairy filled it up for you at night. like the tooth fairy, but better.

ok, so i was paranoid last night. fuckin fearful. my friends and i were just chillin, smokin up a little before we had a singing performance. i was the only black guy in the car and i was like, "dudes....we're about to go inside....do you think the smell sticks in my hair more? cause it's curlier." but they decided it was okay since i was the tallest person in the world, and i felt better.
i love my bros.

p.s. when i registered for highDEAS just now the confirmation email was number 420 in my inbox. win.

Ok, so i was thinking. If a blackhole has gravity so intense that light can't escape. What happens when a super massive black hole sucks in a another, smaller but still super massive black hole?

i love smokin out of huge bongs that can rip so hard that you start to black out after one hit

People who are having a party should light up some kush take long tokes the blow the smoke into the balloons filling it with the kush smoke, and fill up a bunch of ballons poke tiny holes in them so over the course of the party you have like 80 balloons wit tiny holes leaking thc smoke into the air so it keeps the high going.