i wonder if the muffin man was also a dope man. i wonder if the customer has some sort of facial movement to signal the muffin man to slip in some grass. i guess making baked goods doesnt pay the bills, so he puts weed in the muffins and such so the drury lane police dont come and steal his shit. oh muffin man, how you pleasure our bodies and minds with your delicious muffintastic pot. i also guess thats how pot brownies originated.

does he have a wife?

Resin of a pipe. It's like little treasure in a kick-ass forest/cave inside your pipe. And it's also a different high. :D.

SPACED :)

My school does random drugtests and this realy scared me because if I failed I get kicked out. So I sat and contiplated what I should do. I decided it was best to quit smoking weed....... But 10 mins later I lit up a fat blunt and now I'm high as a kite eating frootloops feeling better than ever!! Ain't gonna stop that easy. Up this if you hate drugtests

I don't know what It is, but when me and my friends get high we have the strangest cravings for all things asian. Seriously Teryaki sauce+ basically anything is a masterpeice.
May It's because we're girls, but does anyone else have the insane lust for asian food?

Dude. Let's all get really baked and watch shit fall from the sky. and smoke more in honor of space..cause its just that cool.

Vote up if you think space is pimp.

Instead of milk, use Orange juice in your trix. It's a whole different experience.

Let's get that started already. There's nothing a stoner loves more than telling a fellow weed smoker how great their shit is and how high they are over text!
I want highdeas for my phone god dammit!

What if we really CAN walk thru walls & fly n breath underwater n shit, but we just think we know so well that you'll hit a solid wall, or fall off the roof, or drown or whatever...

It's like that one dude said "I think, therefore I am." Well, maybe we Think we can't so this shit, therefore, we can't. But I know I can, so I'm gonna go fill up the bathtub... Wish me luck!

i like being high.
i like the sims 2.
i like playing the sims 2 while high.

Patron: One fish?
Waiter: Two Fish
Patron: Red fish?
Waiter: Blue fish
Patron: This waiter fucking sucks.