wouldnt it be awesome if we all started smokin weed in like kindergarten? think about it.. how much fun would it be to wake n bake before school, get there & do nothing but sing songs & draw pictures for hours. snack time, then nap time. wake up a few hours later, smoke anotha blunt & get back to ya colorin books.
wouldnt it be awesome as fuck if we were all born with a stoner accent. an accent that everyone talks with when really baked. imagin bein stoned with ur friends & ur buddies starts talkin with jamaican, english accent, austrailian, canadian, indian, etc. i would pay to see some shit like that, it would make being high so much funnier. comment any other accent u think would be funny to have when stoned.
it would be awesome if we all started smoking weed in kindergarten. think about it, you get to sing songs & listen to stories, snack time, & nap time. wake up & smoke another couple blunts, then get back to the coloring books. thats the life i wish to one day lead... vote up if ur wit me.
it would be funny as hell if everyone was born with a unique stoner accent, which is an accent that u cant help but talk with when ur really baked. everyone gets a random one that they cannot choose or control. this would make getting high even better than it already is... comment which stoner accent u think would be funny to hear or have!
we as stoners all need to unite & start a fucking revolution! we should all break off from the united states. go down to hawaii & say "we are taking over this land, we declare it now to be 'Marijuanica' ! if u smoke bud u can stay, if not, hop on a boat & get the fuck off our island!!!" now all stoners dreams will come true, an island for ourselves. where there is no law preventing us from getting as high as we want. on this island, herb grows like grass, dispensaries on every... read more »
original poetry by ME. didnt copy this shit from anywhere, i straight up wrote this when i was super baked. enjoy :)
hello friend, would you like a toke?
oh no thanks, i do not smoke.
you do not smoke? what do you mean? you have never tried the sticky green?
i can say that i have not, for i have fear of getting caught.
its no big deal. its only pot, & by whom do you fear of getting caught?
by grandma, grandpa, moms, & pops.. teachers, coaches,... read more »
its pretty conveniant being an asian stoner. because i dont have to worry about my eyes gettin chinky when im baked, cause their already chinky ya dig? & if someone asks why their so chinky i can use the race card & get offended at his comment, taking the focus off my stonedness & focus on his racistness.