I was just thinking if lesbians dont like guys, then why do some use strap-ons? I mean i got a dick, but you'd rather have a plastic one?

for the great Bob Marley, on his birthday.
One Love.
Fly high.

A couple years ago, I looked down on weed and thought that it was stupid to be a stoner. But ever since my first blunnt, my perspective could not have changed more. I wish that everyone that was against smoking the ganja would try it just once. The world would be such a better place. Am I wrong?

Tortillas are like joints for food. You can roll anything up in them and eat it.

happ birthday bob Marley, I'll light my bowl in your honor.

Can we all agree not to use the word "Pot" from now on? It has such a negative connotation. Think about it. Whenever someone is talking bad about it they call it "Pot" and call us "potheads". Its so negative. Its like when homophobes call gay people "fags". Lets use more creative words. Green, ganja, and bud are all acceptable. Feel free to comment and add your own favorite words.

my friends don't understand, but my fingers have beards. Like little gnome people.

Here's to anyone who has ever put their headphones in their ears and forgot to plug them in to the computer.

Nothing you see is new. you simply were not looking.

I dont have an idea but i wanted to share with you i got off probation today. The second i was off I got smoked out by like fifteen friends, played call of duty and ate amazing food. thats it Im just so happy im going to have a heartattack and i wanted to share

I hate it when I'm at someone's crib and I have to turn on the TV when I'm stoned. I look down and see like 5 remotes. I know one is for turning it on, one is to change the input, one is for the volume and there is two others just to throw me off. I know I can figure it out and break the code but I'm usually just to stoned and don't even try, then I just ask "Can someone work these remotes?"

And last time I tried using my buddies universal remote I broke it.

Meet...The Flesh! He's super strong...and super naked.....Thundergirl! She flies...like thunder.

Stinky Diver! A former navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor....And Meltman! With the power to......MEEEEEEELT!

when other stoners are high. and they give each other that knowing glance.
i love that.

Ok I stole this from my best friend's sisters facebook, but still, mind blowing:

at 4 months old in utero, a female produes all the eggs she will have in her lifetime. so, for five months we live in our grandmother's womb as a tiny vibrational egg. we experience our mother's birth, her joys & pains and we are connected to her & our grandmother on a base cellular level, which includes vibrations & cycles. we move to these beats for the rest of our life~

Reppin for all my athletes out there that smoke and stay active! Nothin better than smoking a j getting all relaxed and chillin and havin a good day on the basketball court, or playin football with some friends right?