Get into a car with a sunroof with another person. Make them drive, Smoke A LOT of weed. Maybe do some acid, or mushrooms, whatever really. Drive whatever the speed limit is, you don't need to speed to have fun. Stand outside of the open sunroof spread your arms and pretend your flying.

Whoever said that stoners aren't productive is full of shit. I just scrubbed my kitchen clean!

God damnit do you know how long it took my stoned ass to remember my login info for this site i mean common we need a better system for getting into our accounts for a site that is marijuana based? lol

The music industry always whines about album sales being hurt by illegal downloading of albums. They should lobby for the legalization of marijuana, because I just bought an album on itunes since I was getting impatient finding a torrent.

because im STONED

Has anybody had ramen with a fried egg in it? I know it might not sound great but college has allowed me to have this great dish.

i meen like, what if we all see different colors? but we learned all our lifes that the certain shade they told us was that name, like blue. How do we know we see the same colors? No one can ever find out unless we go into someones head with some device they use to get in someones head. anyways somehow we should find out. soon... before i lose inrest

you know when you feel your phone vibrate but you look at it and there's nothing?
That's the weed gnomes secret way of telling you to smoke

"knock knock knock, it's time to get high!"

Have you ever answered the phone and then wondered why in the hell you answered the phone?

When you call those 800 numbers they have a 'pre-recorded' annoucement, and some have a button when they need to say 'this call may be recorded for quality assurance', (like they really cared about quality when they sent me to someone in a shack in India.)

I want my phone to have an option to answer with multiple pre-recorded announcements, for those times that I answer for no good reason. I'd have one with the shower running in the background.... read more »

Obviously roaches think we're Gods. We're so benevolent that we give them sustenance and shelter. We smite them occasionally, but most roaches chalk that up to "mysterious ways" and your average "God's wrath." (percentage-wise, we don't kill NEARLY enough for them to believe that we are ALWAYS out to get them) The Greeks totally bought that and roaches aren't that much smarter. That's why they risk death and hang out in the open to get a glimpse of us. Quit killing roaches guys they totally fucking love us.

Notice how the highest rated highDEAS are all so short, because when youre stoned who wants to read the long ass ones?

You havent officially passed a blunt until you've taken a hit, tied it to a football with a rubberband and thrown it to a friend.

When people say that... the argument is over. I mean what haven't you seen on the discovery channel, Giant squid, cannibals, crab fishing, Space, Dinosaurs. Discovery channel is as close as you can get to talking to God.

For one, he lives as far away from the cops as possible(the North Pole)from which he only comes down once a year. He then forces midgets to dress like evles so they can make toys and shit so he can fly around and trade them in for enough cookies/munchies to last till next christmas. Plus he parks his "car" on your roof and tries to get in through the chimeny. Also, who fuck looks at a sled with 10 raindeer strapped to it and thinks "yup..this'll fly" Santa is blasted he's fucking high as balls, and all i want for Christmas is what he's smoking. This year im leaving out an entire cake.

The solution to a boyfriend or girlfriend who doesn't approve of you smoking is to just create a stoner dating website. Where stoners can meet other stoners and just get high all the time together, and then fuck.

Approximately one sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.