insert your weed at oneend of it close the lid and the machine chops it up and rolls it into a perfect blunt of a chosen size

College football officials could easily have cameras in their hats, and those would be great angles to have during the replays.

You go out and order a meal at some fastfood joint. Youre so high that you eat everything within seconds but youre still hungry. You then reach your hand in the bag in hopes you missed something and what do you find? a hand full of fries!!! in the bottom of the bag. Fuck yea! I feel like i just won the lottery.

When i think 2 myslf I think sounded out words just like anyone else. But, if ur born deaf u have never heard any words sounded out so therefore they cant think like that. So wtf. If your deaf please enlighten me as to hoow u ovrcome this problem.

I wanna go in to space and blaze.

that would be freakin awsome.

Why doesn't someone create a professional kickball league. It has to be more popular that womans basketball, or womans golf/womans anything. Or better yet pro wiffleball that would be sweet too, i bet there are some nasty wiffleball pitchers, that would be awesome to watch

Either that or I want to go trying to kick Obama square in the nuts while getting taken down by a hail of bullets. Not cause I don't like Obama but I feel like its something people would remember

My cousin said, "All stoners do is eat Cheetos, chill in their parents basement, and say 'I know the meaning of life dude, I know it!'" That was 5 years ago. 5 weeks ago, I was high eating Cheetos in my parents basement thinking about the meaning of life.

OK so I know everyone has had the thought of, "what if we are just part of something smaller like cells are to us?" well think about this. Perhaps the universe we live in is actually a cluster which resemble the nucleus of and atom. so our universe is a series of globes with different charges, we live in the neutrons because of the neutral charge but the protons and electrons are where magnetism comes from in our universe. our universe is the equivalent to an atom and it makes up something else. This is where it got crazy though.... read more »

i was just texting after i bogarted this bowl and i was explaining to someone how i was feeling and i realized that the word high is all on the number 4 on my phone

Someday here in the USA, Marijauna will be legal. So when they are offering a ton of different types with different names, I will create the weed stock market in which you can buy stock in weed dispensaries and also buy stock in weed as a comnmodity. This is a revolutionary highdea

After your first bowl whenever your friend takes a hit you announce (all fanatically) like a sports announcer about his/her hit. Be all exited, go crazy, use a deep voice, name any tricks, point out his skill or lack of (altho lack of is kinda a downer)! Then tell your friend to do the same for you!! Andif you record it all then when you're sober you can watch it and be like "holy shit... Wut?!"

I just did it, it's bomb as f*ck!!!

I think I might be a racist. I see the new Taco Bell black taco, and i think, "That looks like ass." But the only difference between a regular taco and the black one is the shell.

A bathtub but instead of being made out of hard plastic its made out of silicon. it would be like taking a bath on Pamela Anderson

If you watch jaws backwards, its a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.