So the other day in Physics we learned that nothing in the Universe truly touches. The electrons surrounding an object repels the electrons surrounding another object, and the sense of contact is actually just the electrons repelling each other.

So, technically, I'm floating. Fucking trippy shit right there.

An mp3 with the ability to read your mind and go through a list of songs and find one that fits your mood. Like if you were blazed, The beatles or maybe bob marley will start playing.

Man it bothers me when I'm in the circle and the last guy to hit the blunt/joint tosses the roach away. Come on man, there's still some green in there!!!! Save em, combine em, smoke em down.

Dude alot of people think that Homer Simpson is so stupid but here is a list of all the jobs he has held while on the show...

nuclear safety inspector, monorail conductor, food critic, sailor, soldier, teacher, talk show host, trucker, musician, telemarketer, mascot, marriage counselor, carny, chauffeur, missionary, candle marker, superhero, snowplow driver, car designer, butler, blackjack dealer, horse trainer, pilo, artist, oil rig worker, mall Santa, town crier, fish gutter, bodyguard, film critic, bartender panhandler, minister, juvenile hall guard, professional arm wrestler, voice acto... read more »

What if this highDEAS website had trippy little designs or .gifs as their clickable titles. This way while people are on the website, as they click things, little cool designs or funny things happen, making their experience on this website a hilarious experience!! I am no programmer, but I feel they would have to be light and funny, not with loud sounds every single time you click, it can't be repetitive.... read more »

One time I went out to lunch from school and smoked a lot of really good weed then went back and I had a water in my hand and my ex girlfriend (Who broke up with me because of weed) asked for a drink and she was like "EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" So i Said "What the Fuck?" Then she told me she could taste and smell the weed on my water bottle!! Haha hahaaa She was sooo pissed =]

okay before we ever excited, we technically were little sperm right? it was us, and all of the other sperm cells competing to get the the egg first, and whoever did was created into a human being and the other sperms died off. so technically we are all the winning sperms! WE ARE ALL WINNERS!

hey, i wish "they" would completely legalize marijuana. It's more of a good idea than a high idea, but I'm pretty stoned so..

A stoner's first reaction to a smoke detector in his/her dormroom is usually "fuck.."

For some odd reason, the smoke detector in my dorm room never reacts to the smoke I emit while choking on my pipe.

I have come to the conclusion that my smoke detector isn't a smoke detector at all. Its my buddy. And all the smoke detector wants is a lil THC.

My smoke detector and I have develped a relationship that I do not expect anyone to understand..

I fucking love that lil guy..

I am willing to spend a great deal of money to commission an experienced glass blower to make me a bowl shaped like Jabba. I want the herb in the mouth and i wanna smoke out of his cute little tail.

If you wanna chain a girl in metal underwear to the bowl, it would be highly appreciated

i think highDEAS should implement some sort of way to delete a highDEA; sometimes after a really good session i find myself posting the stupidest and most embarrassing shit ever, even by being high standards. case in point, last night i tried to come up with an entire dictionary of words i made up while i was high.

Okay so we have all seen/heard of drink hats. but what if there were blunt hats where you had a massive blunt on top of your hat and a straw that came down to your mouth? it would be super fun

Soo,

after enjoying a big ol fat one i decided that i needed to deal with the munchies before they even started so i got on my bike and headed down to the good micky d's. Only to find out that there is only one piece of cheese on a double cheeseburger now. wth? you have to pay 50 cents more to get to pieces of cheese. This might not tweek a normal person, but off a wake and bake...cmon. This is a travesty. Where do they think they can get off doing this. Now its a McDouble for 99 cents with one piece of cheese. This is so not cool :(

I happen to have a minivan. I want to turn it into a pirate van and take the seats out of it and sleep in it near snowboarding places so when the kids are with their dad I can chill in my pirate minivan and snowboard.

So in traffic school(btw i received my ticket SOBER) I learned that 1 in every 10 fatal car accidents are cause by a driver who is under the influence of alcohol and 1 out of those 10 people are under the influence of marijuana. Which to me implies the other 50% are probably sober. So wouldn't it be agreed that statistically speaking, HIGH DRIVING IS THE SAFEST WAY TO GO!