After watching Seinfeld for years I have come to the realization that Kramer is a huge pot head and pot dealer.
Think about it...
-He has no job the money has to be coming from somewhere???
-Kramer knows just about everybody
-He's always eating all of Jerry's food (munchies)
-He'll leave Jerry's place for no apparent reason and he will make up some bullshit excuse.
He is certainly a stoner; with all his crazy escapades

when i hear people commit sucide . i think man , they were so depressed they couldent have relised there were great things beyond him . this is why god invinted drug dealers , the sell these people weed , to help them see what great things there are in this world .

Yet every other day I see a highDEA that was published strictly because they mention how awesome Bob marley is. I'm not knockin Bob marley I'm just sayin come up with some original shit for once.

alright so i think we see the same people all around the world they're just different ages?

Sorry if I offend anybody on here, but I think it's about time I break my silence!

I don't care what anyone says,

Midgits + Running = Hilarious.

That is all.

:)

the other night me and my friends were smoking in his car and then the cops came,3 actually, and said that someone had called them my friend got a $100 fine and has to take a drug class but the worst part is now all our parents know. its really awkward being around them now and i cant leave the house. we didnt hurt anyone and werent planning on it why would someone call the cops on us. can someone figure this out for me

So I am getting ready to ask my girlfriend to marry me. I have said I want to marry her and I might accidentally do it when I am high and she said she would still say yes. She thought it would be more memorable and us if I did ask her while baked. I have the greatest stoner girlfriend...maybe fiance.

They should invent surround sound speakers that truly surround you, even under water. Picture this; you're listening to some nice gangster rap, as you and your white friends like to do when you're blazed, and you wanna go swimming. What do you do? Flip of the underwater speakers. They can be installed at the bottom of the pool, and the base will send shock waves through the water, so you can truly feel Snoop Dogg's raps when you submerge yourself.

My boyfriend said I smoke too much. He told me "Kelsey, it's me or the weed."

Sorry, Jason. I love my weed and I have my right hand to satisfy all my other needs ;)

Words of advice guys, don't give a girl an ultimatum; chances are ur not gonna get the choice you wanna hear.

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nah not on me. youd be a lot cooler if you did