As long as weed is illegal, I guess that means I'm a serial chiller.

I don't care what anybody says The Matrix is fucking awesome especially the Matrix Reloaded especially when your high.

Most celestial bodies in the universe are reborn as something else through an extremely violent death. So with that said, could the big bang have been an extremely violent death of a previous universe? And if so, what came before it? :O

is putting on clothes that just came out of the dryer.

They are so nice and warm.

It's like my clothes are hugging my whole body.

My cat has become a fat ass. I have designed an obstacle course so she will need to jump over really high things, and across big gaps, to get to her food and out. I put her in it ten times a day . She might lose some weight. I'm also drunk.
Maybe someday we can have the first ever fat stonner cat special olymipcs.

im ranked 420th. what are the odds of that my friend.

in my town, it is legal for women to be completely topless in the main square of town
it's pretty much just as common to smell weed smoke in the streets as cigarette smoke.
on april 20th (4/20), hundreds of people go up to the park and smokes weed all day. the cops go there, but they don't do anything at all.
and best of all, the majority of the people in the town smoke weed.

good shit, good shit.

Why listen to a boring and annoying doorbell melody when you can pick your own song to jam out. They should invent a doorbell that allows you to pick your favorite song, like a cell phone...

For dealers that are tired of going to jail for getting caught with their stash here's and idea. buy a white button up shirt,a tie(not necessary),black slacks,a bike, helmet, and a back pack. use your bike to make deliveries and dont worry..... as your rolling down the street everyone will think you're a jehova's witness instead of a drug dealer... yeah i know im a genius...but dont thank me... thank this killer ass bud i just smoked...peace!!!

You know what I hate? Those stupid buy a vote highdeas that everyone vote for. 100 votes and my room mate takes a hit, or 100 votes til i take a hit. No, Shut the fuck up take another hit and come back with a Quality Highdeah.

It would have like weed in it and the candles would be joints. hehe you could have your cake and smoke it too.

I'm totally baked and i just realised that i have been a downer a lot of the time
i want to change. what are ways i can not be a downer?

and btw if someones being a downer just tell them. none of my friends have ever told me that, but i know i have. im sure they would rather be told then figure it out. i would have

you know those girls that loose their mind and find it neccasary to school you on all of the dangers of bud even though they've never burned while your enjoying a party.. what the h is their problem? excuse me but im not giving you a hard time about pounding that 26er (sorry im canadian) or sucking off that guy in the bathroom..

dont flatter yourself you generic hoe-bags, i wouldnt want your mouth near my spliff anyways :)

is that we all werent so suspicious of eachother....that we all had eachothers numbers and could depend upon one another for a ride or a place to crash every once in a while...were a family and its time we start acting like one....so brothers and sisters how do we make this happen

I legitimately know that one of my friend's dad was friends with Tom Hanks in College. THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Tom Hanks once had a roommate in college that had a cat. Each day after the roommate would come home from work he would check the cat's litter box to see if the cat had pooped that day. Tom Hanks caught on to this...

So each day after that Tom Hanks began to pick up the cat's shit before his roommate could come home and check it. The roommate would come home from work and wonder why his cat wasn't shitting.... read more »