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going about it all wrong

Education, for most people, means trying to lead the child to resemble the typical adult of his society- but for me, I think education should be making creators… You have to make inventors, innovators.. not conformists.
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Deaf Thinking

What language do deaf people think in if they cant hear?
227

when someone...

says they need a coffee, its a craving. but when someone says they need a joint, its an addiction?
88

Dream Movies

So I do not presume to know what happens after you die but I was thinking it would be awesome if for the first however long you lived of eterntity you would watch your life like a movie, and then after that youd do that again, but getting high the whole time, annnnddd theennnn youd watch all your dreams like a movie, also high, and be able to interpret them and trip out...
179

dude, holy fuck

what if like, everybody, and i mean EVERYBODY, on the planet, smoked at the same time, and like we all basically hotboxed the entire atmosphere.

how fucking CRAZY would that be?
68

Trick question...

if God loves me and cares for me so very very much... how could he ever send me to a place like hell?
...is it sacrilegious that i don't believe in god? YEEEEEEEEEEHAAWWWWW!
636

Time Traveler

I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm going to frame the picture and keep it as a centerpiece in our house, something he'll grow up looking at. Then when the appropriate time comes, and he realizes that the picture is of him, I'm going to try and convince him that he is a time traveler.
170

I love seatbelts.

I love this seatbelt, it's like it's hugging me protecting me from all kinds of shitty way to die.

Me, and my trusty ol' seatbelt.
272

Green Sky

I think the world would look so much cooler if the sky were green and the plants blue. now picture it.
agree?
163

Best Conversation Starter Ever

I had to drive two hours to pick up an out of town friend, I get to the door and the first words out of his mouth are "Dude! I just found my dads vaporizer"

Pretty bad ass
119

ketchup

i had a dream one night that i was ketchup bottle
182

Crayola Rolling Paper?

Put your joints in a box and they'll just look like crayons?
145

spider webs

spiders are pretty amazing... they build the path they walk on.
138

joint match

they should make a joint that works just like a match. just rub the end of the j on something and it ignites
119

Mr. T

They need to invent a thing to turn your voice into mr. Ts
it would be like hey foo pass that joint
137

I wish I could smell fear

...then i'd just be like "sniff sniff"... yea this bitch better afraid of me..
164

Wake and Bake

I love the smell of marijuana in the morning.
109

Music is

todyas music sounds like the big corporations are highring these "artists" and forcing them to create songs and forcing them to find rhyming words. what happened to music just flowing out. not being made to happen it just did..bring back the the 70's.
161

the "roll-over" dealer

why don't all dealers have you keep the stems and seeds from your bud, then when you return to purchase more green the dealer would weigh all of this excrement and give you a matching amount of bud 4 free?
94

is it just me or

(Do statements typed in parenthesis seem to make what's in them more official)?
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