Pot becomes legal in California in November...

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Why do some stoners claim to be incredibly peaceful but are so condescending and bitter towards Christians? I'm catholic and republican but I still smoke. I listen to viewpoints and keep an open mind but still choose to believe what I was raised on. Why is that such a bad thing? Why are you so much better and smarter than me because you choose not to believe in something I do. You can't complain about steryotypes then toss all Christians into a category of close-minded biggots.

Your heart is a muscle, muscles dont break. They get sore... for a bit. So now i think of my heart so differently, like, haha my hearts not broken wtf, its temporarily...sore. nothing a little maryjane can't fix!

Why hasn't someone made an event called bowls and bowling, where you smoke bowls and go bowling? Especially crazy 3AM astro bowling with the neon lights??

me and my friend have starting saving the nastiest tip of ever dank bud we've gotten and putting them in a lil' glass jar and in the end... we're smoking a crazy hybrid blunt, anyone down? we's got home grown ak, northern lights, purple kush, and sour deisel :] its gonna be a great blunt when the jars full

I was so high that I ate an entire package of kosher hot dogs, and then ten minutes later, I went downstairs to check the fridge for my kosher hot dogs and they were gone. I went back upstairs and had a funeral for them when I found their package in my room.

i must have been pretty ripped not to remember this, but i found this in my notes section on my phone.

apple should make an electric pogo stick and call it ihop. oh wait shit never mind.

yes i really wrote oh wait shit never mind.
Thank you medical, for all your potency.

working at dominoes makes you want to do drugs, a lot of drugs.

When I don't have weed to smoke, I immediately start craving cigarettes and alcohol, both of which are guaranteedly worse for you. Therefore, weed is keeping me healthy. Thanks weed!

so i'm playing double dragon 2 baked, i just get past the intro when the gang leader shoots billy's girl marian, and they walk away. my boy calls and he's like "what's up? what ya doing right now?" i said "about to go looking for the bastards that killed my girl." there was a moment of silence, then he said "huh?" lol