So im gonna make a restaurant where you park your car outside like sonic...mmm sonic...and instead of some stupid bitches coming out to your car and putting those trays on your car the food is just gonna come down from the ceiling through a tube....Falling Food. Thank youuuuuuuuuuu

when im high and on the coach just chilling sometimes i just wish i had super powers to make stuff come to me...like the remote.

How annoying is it when you can't understand a word the epically foreign guy who answers the phone at any real Chinese food restaurant. How awesome would it be when you called in for Chinese food munchies and someone who's actually fluent in English answered the phone?! Too bad all the chefs don't speak any English. So I would have to learn how to write in chinese. Minor setback.

Have black stickers with the words white words NINJA'D! on them. Stick them on people in public and walk away!

A nacho hat. Like the ones that are sort of like a mexican sombrero, made out of chip, with super hot cheese in the middle. I know they gotta exist somewhere... they gotta.

admit to your parents you are high when they tell you they know what's going on. Most of the time it doesn't mean what your thinking and you then become double busted...fuck.

While sitting on my couch hitting on my bong and having my feet propped up on my table...my toes were just standing there on the ends of my feet looking back at me. I think I mentally connected with them and realize that each of them are very different and all have big toe envy. Then I thought, "Damn, I'm talking to my toes." This is some good smoke :)

Blaze on ;)~

In addition to Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" line up, there should be a line up during the day when children are supposed to be in school consisting of old cartoons adults would appreciate. These should include: the original Scooby-Doo series, Eek! the Cat, Looney Tunes, and perhaps newer ones like Johnny Bravo or Cow and Chicken. It could all be kid appropriate, but be stuff that big kids would really dig.

JUST IN CASE THIS SHOULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE!! My friend and I were blazing when he jump up and his keef bowl flew off his lap and landed upside down on the carpet. We came up with the idea to take the vacuum, take 8 folded pieces of toilet paper, cover the end of the hose, turn it on and press it against the keef pile on your floor, hover the end of the hose covered by toilet paper over your keef bowl, turn off the vacuum. The keef drops back into the bowl. Carpet keef rescued..

i spent 10 dollars to go see the movie 2012 at the cinema.. should have just spent those ten dollars on a nick, and a hot-n-ready pizza from little Caesars and tuned into the history channel instead.

I can honestly think of very few people who'd be more fun to smoke with than Morgan Freeman. Dude just think about it. I mean really think about it.

Vaporizing is the best thing to ever come about. I am able to sit in my room, on my bed, with my parents in the room next to me and smoke til I pass out. No smell, no noise, no weird suspitions.

My parents think I'm in bed getting ready to sleep...

I am in bed, getting ready to get REALLY high.

Have you ever noticed that constellations are just dots(stars). Like on these maps for them someone found some way to make four stars look like a crazy ass detailed bear. Or two fish swimming in cirlces. What the Fuck?

Have you ever noticed that people walk on the sidewalk the same way they would drive their car on the road. Next time you are walking on a busy sidewalk, skip over to the other side and everyone will look at you like you have totally lost your shit. I mean, there are no signs, or posted guidelines... against the wind, you'll be running against the wind. Don't forget to wear a helmet.

Now i have to guess what mood i am in, instead of relying on my trusted Ring.