If money could talk
image what kinda stories it would have cuz i have pennys and shit from like the 60s and shit dude its prolly been so many places
call me old fashioned
But I sometimes like to smoke some dank and put on some original halo on easy and fuck shit up while enjoying a 2 liter of mountain dew and a large pizza. I'm a simple man...
The things you read on bathroom stalls...
So my friend told me that when he recently went on vacation he was in some sorta bathroom stall and there were a whole bunch of cool poems written on it, one of which said:
God is perfect
Man is not
Man made liquor
God made pot
Haha.. I just really like that. Whoever made that up is awesome
R.I.P Robert Nesta "Bob" Marley
Today, one of the most influential person in all of our lives passed away. EVERYBODY LIGHT ONE UP!
Six Pack Potheads
Seriously. When I get really baked, I start laughing so much that I feel my abs start hurting, as if they're being worked out. So I was thinking, if we just get a bunch of fat people high and take em to watch any Will Ferrell movie, they'll lose more weight than they would with any Slimfast diet.
Undiscovered Color
There has to be some type of color that we haven't seen before. The colors around me are so vibrant right now. Makes me happy :-)
A Little Rant on Selfish Smokers
I was once hanging out with my friend Dan and his other friend Hank, who I had never met before.
We were sitting around watching tv when we decided we wanted to blaze. I had my bong on me but no pot, and no money. Dan was out of bud and money as well but Hank offered to buy a 20 if I called one of my dealers. Dan and Hank were new to the area so they had no numbers. I called one of my dealers and he told me to meet him in 20 minutes. None of us have cars, so I offered to walk to my dealers place and pick up the 20 while Dan and Hank stayed at home.... read more »
Legalize on 420
After the vote in california DOES pass, they need to legalize smoking weed on 420. Why? because if smoking will be legal, then smoking on 420 wont be any different, but if it legalized on 420, then it would be a day to smoke and celebrate the day we fought for our right to get baked legally.
near death experrince
so you know that saying when you have a near death experince your life flashes before your eyes.... so what if like right now your life is actually flashing before your eyes. what if right now you are having a near death experince and what you think is happing now isnt actually happining as if your just seeing it happen but not actually living it
Little Spider
Little Spider, I've been smoking you out for about 2 days now, and I just wanted to say that I don't see you as a spider anymore, I see you more as a friend. (:
I hope you'll be in your little corner of my balcony so we can smoke again tomorrow!
See you then, Little Spider.
Why do you smoke weed?
Ok I usually hate it when people write stuff on the website that aren't true highDEAS, but im going to be a hypocrite for a minute..
I'm on a ski team where there's a lot of kids who like to party. I'm friends with these kids, but they don't smoke weed very often. So when I go to social events high, they usually give me shit for being high. I feel like they don't understand why I get high. They are used to drinking almost everyday, and when they drink they only do it to get fucked up. So they bring the same mentality to smoking weed, to get fucked up.... read more »
what if there are other senses?
so you know how we all have 5 senses, sight, hearing, touch, taste, and smell? well what if in other universes there's life and whatever their life forms are like they have completely different senses than us? kinda like the "6 sense"? we just would have no idea what they are cause we've never experienced them before
Star Dust
It's amazing how most of what people are made of was originally created in the heart of a star. Blows my mind.
Sleep.
How come when you're asleep, and your arm or hand or whatever falls asleep, you wake up? And you have to wait until that body part wakes up so that you can fall back asleep? It's so fucking weird. I don't understand it..
Sonic Picnic
Find someone with a pickup truck, steal a picnic table from a park or something, put it in the bed of the truck, and go to sonic in a car stall and order. Sonic picnic.
Under No Circumstances...
...should you ever smoke hungry. I have just discovered that legit hunger reacts with munchies to create a fucking tornado of consumption that rips apart even the sturdiest of pantries. Be warned.
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