image what kinda stories it would have cuz i have pennys and shit from like the 60s and shit dude its prolly been so many places

But I sometimes like to smoke some dank and put on some original halo on easy and fuck shit up while enjoying a 2 liter of mountain dew and a large pizza. I'm a simple man...

Today, one of the most influential person in all of our lives passed away. EVERYBODY LIGHT ONE UP!

Seriously. When I get really baked, I start laughing so much that I feel my abs start hurting, as if they're being worked out. So I was thinking, if we just get a bunch of fat people high and take em to watch any Will Ferrell movie, they'll lose more weight than they would with any Slimfast diet.

I was once hanging out with my friend Dan and his other friend Hank, who I had never met before.
We were sitting around watching tv when we decided we wanted to blaze. I had my bong on me but no pot, and no money. Dan was out of bud and money as well but Hank offered to buy a 20 if I called one of my dealers. Dan and Hank were new to the area so they had no numbers. I called one of my dealers and he told me to meet him in 20 minutes. None of us have cars, so I offered to walk to my dealers place and pick up the 20 while Dan and Hank stayed at home.... read more »

so you know that saying when you have a near death experince your life flashes before your eyes.... so what if like right now your life is actually flashing before your eyes. what if right now you are having a near death experince and what you think is happing now isnt actually happining as if your just seeing it happen but not actually living it

Ok I usually hate it when people write stuff on the website that aren't true highDEAS, but im going to be a hypocrite for a minute..
I'm on a ski team where there's a lot of kids who like to party. I'm friends with these kids, but they don't smoke weed very often. So when I go to social events high, they usually give me shit for being high. I feel like they don't understand why I get high. They are used to drinking almost everyday, and when they drink they only do it to get fucked up. So they bring the same mentality to smoking weed, to get fucked up.... read more »

Pizza, but with like, lasagne on top. If you know what i mean.

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be scared..

i need at least 10 words to post this

Find someone with a pickup truck, steal a picnic table from a park or something, put it in the bed of the truck, and go to sonic in a car stall and order. Sonic picnic.