Ok, so I kinda stole this idea from a friend, but it's such a good one it warrants posting: make a crazily over-produced movie about ancient Egypt featuring current rap and hip hop stars. Rihanna as Cleopatra, Jay-Z as a warrior, Diddy as Pharaoh, Lil Bwow as King Tut, Beyonce as Nefertiti. Of course, there would be musical numbers aplenty.

I'm sick of evertime I try to upload or share a photo somewhere I have to click something that sais I have the right to upload it and copyright infringement and bla bla bla. I got it off the internet. How can you really copyright a picture. I could have been standing right next to the asshole that took it and have the same picture myself. Plus somebody already uploaded it for me to get it. I'm definitely too lazy to scan the ish myself. I swear someday you we won't even be able to upload a picture with the Sun in it. Do you have written consent to post a picture of the sun? No.... read more »

so their should be a fertilizer that you can put on your grass and it makes it stop growing!
so if u cut ur grass and at 1 inch and put the fertalizer on then it will stay at 1 inch foreverrrr!

sometimes i roll big fat joints sometimes meager ones. i never have an idea what is a good amount. i would like the amount that is needed for the through the day joint(not to get freakin too stoned) so i thought of a weed dispenser. what had to be taken into account. it always has to distribute a certain amount in the joint, and to also roll fat joints. it surely has to be simpel so every stoner can make it him/herself. so i thought of the following.... read more »

I was thinking about a car where they model the back to look exactly like the front of it, and when you're driving on the highway and an aggressive driver is speeding and passes everybody and approaches your car, the person will think he's screwed because there's another car coming right for him on the highway.

A fan, whether a box, standing or ceiling, with a water attachment on the back that periodically mists, to increase coolness. On a hot day, sometimes you need more than just an ordinary fan and the misting would be even more refreshing.

The section of your desk on which the keyboard is mounted spins 180 degrees so your keyboard then faces the floor while a comfortable pillow is presented on the flipside. a must have for gamers

A truck stocked with the best stoner food that travels around major cities/towns/campuses at all hours of the night. Pizza, Burgers, sandwiches, chips, cookies, ice cream, potato skins with extra bacon, chili, nachos, salads (if you're into that), tacos, AND BOOOZE!

So, for those who don't know the reason mosquito bite's itch so much is because when they bite you they release a poison/venom that causes an allergic reaction in your body. They've made mosquito repellent, cream that makes them stop itch (but only temporary), and they have developed anti-venom for some of the most deadliest poisons a human can encounter. Why can't they simply make a cream or a medicated bandage of some sort that when you put on the mosquito bite, it makes the mosquito bite actually go away... How much more enjoyable would life be without the itch of mosquitos?!

D'accord! Let me aks you guys sometin:
I don't know about you cats, but normally I listen to music when I sleep. It's hard (and annoying) to sleep with some enormous headphones, or even the ones that go directly into your ear... Anyways, let me get to the point.
Some fucking company, I call to you: Make a pillow that doubles as headphones! So my head can be comfy AND listen to my favorite jams! che cyeah.