What would happen if an anteater ate fire ants???

(I need 10 words.)

Sometimes I wonder if I've ever met any of you and don't even know it. Did you happen to pass me a blunt one time at a party? or maybe when all my dealers wouldn't pick up their phone, you were a random guy that happened to be selling and I got your number from a friend of a friend. if you're on here, thanks

...or maybe you're that dick who took like twice as many hits as everyone else or the person who stole my lighter. give me back my lighter asshole

Mountain dew. Dew. Be. Doobie. Mountain Doobie. DOOBIE MOUNTAIN.

A mountain of doobies. That sounds epic.

Man, remember how awesome getting goodie bags at birthday parties was? Those things are fuckin perfect for stoners! Funny lookin bags full of candy, pokemon cards, and toys. I literally wish I was 5 years old purely for the goodie bags.

If your highdea doesn't get seen one this first page chances are it will get lost in the next few pages. Who ever goes back to page 10 to read them? Here is to making each page show more hideas!!!

So I went to my friends house to toke up cuz he said he had some killa bud. We smoked for a bit and then its time for me to go, but I cant find my keys... I search around the house for 2 hours... then somthing dawns on me... I dont even have a car.

It doesn't make sense that people can own parts of the Earth. It's weird that some people a long time ago just looked at the land and was like I call this one, this is mine. It'd be like someone owning the ocean or a part of it. It's kinda fucked up.

Ok its long but i swear its worth it, so you know how when you play a song in windows media player there is the cool color background things that flash colors n shit? Imagine if there was a dome just big enough to fit inside, and you could just lay down and be surrounded by nothing but all those cool images and colors high as fuck!!! it would be like your floating through a maze of colors and shapes while listening to your favorite music!!!

So apparently, weed is bad for you, according to the government, right? We shouldn't do it and all because it'll ruin our life. But if we have a medical condition, they not only let us have it, the encourage us to have it. What's going on here?

So im sittn in my car smokin some purp...An i notice that before each car that drives down my street some smartass lil squirrel would run infront of em then run off. So i think ta myself what if this shit is like bungee jumpin to them. Wat if it gives them like a squirrel adrenaline rush. Jus thinkn..

I bet all the other squirrels be like Damn did u see that!!! That squirrel is Badazz man!!