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christian stoners!

some people on this site are so hypocritical... i mean, they talk about peace and love, yet they make highdeas about how atheism is obviously right, and christians are ignorant. well, im a christian, and a stoner. i believe god wants us to smoke the herb. cant we all just get along (:

upvote if your a christian stoner, or you feel the same way as i do <3
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hate straight edge kids anyone?

i hate faggots that dont smoke and are against it.
atleast try it first before you talk shit.
please upvote if you agree
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Weed pretty much saved me ,

Well, i used to be really depressed and things like that and nothing could make me happy and i didn't appreciate life, but then one day i went with my friend and some of her stoner friends and they were smoking a bowl and they were like "hey, you look like you could use some of this." so i was like "okay" and i did, and that was the first moment that i smiled in a long long time , now i'm a stoner, i laugh at everything i think everythings fucking awesome, and i go on a shit load of adventures! pretty much life changing, and if it wasnt for weed ...

i would be dead right now.
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yeah rightttt

today I smoked with my friend who's never really been high before, and after a while I asked how she was feeling, and she said, "I feel like my brain's really big and my head's just a bit too small so it's really hard to keep my brain inside my head without it bursting out... but in a good way."

and then when I asked if she was high she said "no."
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Harry Potter

If I was in Harry Potter, I would play professional Quiditch and when I was too old to play Quiditch, I would become a Wizard Histories teacher at Hogwarts and get tanked with Dumbledore.
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Some Relativity

Have you ever thought about the extent to which we define our lives by years? I think a year is the most important unit of measurement, and we define that unit by the time it takes our planet to go around the sun. That's just what I'm thinking about.
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Bags of chips are so deceiving...

Have you ever grabbed a big bag of chips all excited only to open it and see that only half of it is full of chips....yeah :(
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Helpin fellow stoners

Im a waiter, and when high kids come in i always hook them up fat. Free drinks, extra ranch, extra cheese on cheeseburgers. And if someone isnt sure what they want i always suggest something bomb
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Microwaves need to quiet down

I wish you could adjust the volume of the beeper on microwaves. That thing sounds like a fucking foghorn when you're trying to be quiet at night.
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The Nintendo Wii is the best stoner system

Not only is it fun as hell to play while high but check this out
WiiD (Weed)
=D
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B.Y.O.P.

Bring Your Own Pool party... inflatable pools are bout to be all up in this bitch.
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You're living it,

but you'll forget about this moment. You only remember a few.
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search the vehicle

So the other day I got pulled over by a cop. I smoked a blunt in the car few hours before. I was not high and did not have any weed on me so I thought to mess with the cop. He asked to search the vehicle.. I said no sir, but you can choose 3 compartments of your choice to look in. And if your not satisfied I'd like to get on my way officer. He didn't take this to kindly.
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food price

Alright, so you know how it costs extra to add things to your food sometimes? Like, $0.50 extra for cheese, etc? Why don't restaurants, fast food joints and stuff subtract money for the things you don't want? If i order a burger with no onion or pickles, i shouldn't have to pay for onion and pickles.
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smells

describe a smell without using other smells. yeah. thought so.
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pothead family

all my friends don't understand how the four of us in my family are able to get along and be together all the time. well you see, a family that blazes together, stays together. there's nothing like going on a road trip and burnin' one down with ma' pa' and sis. or coming home from work and my dad asks, "want a hit?" fuck yes i do.

toke with your family, joke with your family.
but most of all, just love your family, they're the realest people in your life.
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all you brazil fans will be furious

in celebration of the national soccer team of Netherlands beating the national soccer team of Brazil 2-1, i'm about to celebrate.... with this dutchie
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Mac n cheese

I could eat a damn bucket of this shit, you feel me?
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Okay so...,

I've seen a few of the posts about buying an island or something and making it like a huge stoner sanctuary. There is only one problem with that, some dick warlord from some country or some shit would decided to declare war on our shit. Am I the only one who thinks that would be a problem?
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Awesome names

My bosses name is Jedediah Herb and I'm proud to say that he lives up to his name. I love my job!!
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