I work at an ice cream window, it's a hot day and this kid waiting in line, eyes blazing red, gets tot eh window and here's how this goes:

Me: Hi, what can I get for you?
Kid: Can I get a medium black raspberry on a cone?
Me: Do you want one of the waffle cones that's dipped in fudge and M&M's?
Kid: Yes. Yes, I do.

Here's to you little buddy, I don't know who you are, but I hope you enjoyed your ice cream.

who isn't quite as experienced as you? it's kind of like babysitting. they never cover the shotgun on the bowl, they always only hit the blunt once, whenever they're hitting the bong it's like everyone stares hoping they don't drop that shit. the force comes in time my young padawans.

is when to smoke your last bowl

ugh ten words askdjfalsdjfg

i was at a party last night and the cops came, they forced everyone to drive home.....hm which is safer? drunk kids driving OR drunk kids in a house sleeping over

tom from myspace ever made a facebook. i think that would be a bit ironic

I know the sandwich bag weighs one gram so stop fucking around and just give me what i pay for.

Today my dog came up to me with her play toy so i started throwing it around and playing with her but then i was thinking. What if the dog thinks its your toy and its taking it easy on you, like letting you get it. Kind of what you think of when your playing with it. You think your dog is having fun chasing it and they think your having fun throwing it. i dont know im really high

I like searching Google at th yahoo search enginge to piss them off :)

when you roll up your tortilla and then pack in your fillings

i just walked into the kitchen with the intention of getting a paper towel to ash my bowl on, remembered on my way that i needed to put my laundry in the dryer, so i went and did that and then went back to my room, sat down, started to pick up my bowl and then realized it was cashed and was like fuck, the whole point of that trip was to get a paper towel. now i have to get back up.