thank god for incense
So i was smoking in my room and my dad comes upstairs since my sisters were shutting doors. He goes, "be quiet, and god those incense smell awful"
THC Calculating Piece
Imagine a piece, like a bong, or bowl.
What if it could detect and calculate how much THC your taking in after each hit.
OLD TEENAGERS?!?!
If you live old enough to be like 115 years old does that make you a teenager again?
Beastiality or Necrophilia?
If you have sexual relations with a thawed turkey before it is cooked, is it beastiality or necrophilia?
What is a sharks favorite illegal substance?
Reefer. Fuck, Ten words. Heres another one.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A Small Medium at large.
Heaven And Hell
So I was just thinking what if heaven turned out to be paradise for the righteous and hell turned out to be paradise for the sinners instead of a place where you burn in a pit of lava for all eternity
i thought of this.. need help...
"I brought you to the toilet and you pissed in my face!" ... i think thats a great quote.. i dont know how i randomly thought of it.. but i really wanna find a scenario where that phrase would work... haha.
Not for the easily offended
i had previously posted a highdea on atheism. and it started a huge debate that i just read. and what i have to say is, do not critisize my level of intelligence in religious areas, simply because i am a non-believer. i attended Catholic Schools until my sophmore year in highschool. i am more than aware of the belief system, morals, virtues, and ideals of christianity. so before you go down and start posting ignorant self-righteous comments about your religion, listen to mine.
- i do not claim witness to sin, nor do i condone in deliberate pain or suffering of the innocent.... read more »
Cops are hypocritcal fucks
They give a ticket for not having your seatbelt on, but when they arrest you they just throw you in the back of the car with no seatbelt or regards to your safety, if you get in a crash your ass would die from hitting the big ass cage they have
two of americas favorite things
my friend and i just decided to make a cookbook and taste the recipes with the above title. our first creation were doing right now is macaroni and cheese with bacon. holy shit its incredible
To Everyone on Highdeas...
Whenever I`m high alone you guys are there to keep me company.
Whenever I go on this site I laugh my ass off.
Whenever I feel like stoner without a wolfpack, you guys make me feel part of a community.
Stay High Guys -_-
munchies FAIL
ok, i just spent about 10 minutes trying to pour a quiet bowl of frosted flakes cuzz everybodys asleep, and after i poured the bowl and put the cereal box back in the coubard, i opened up the fridge. and huess what? NO FUCKIN MILK! wtf
What the hell, dude!
I post highdeas about a thc calculating bong and after a week it gets 4 votes.
I go to the popular page and there's shit with "upvote if u get high" or some shit about global warming. like, what the fuck guys.
Highdeas is like my morning paper...
After getting out of bed, I pack a bowl and sit down to read the new highdeas that were created while I was sleeping. It's a great way to kick start my day. There's never any depressing news, infact, they're typically funnier than anything you'd get from the comics section.
Anyways, i think if everybody would start their day off with highdeas, the world would be a happier place.
It'd be sweet...
If you could trade minds and bodies with your bestfriend for a day. Think about how weird it would be to have a completely different thought process, body, and view on life(figuratively or literally..because of the height difference)And if your bestfriend happens to be a lady, you could get real stoned and play with your titties.
Pokemon Stoned Version
Last summer I picked up the gameboy and started playing pokemon like i was in 3rd grade again.
My cousin and I were waiting to pick up a sack, and while we waited we were sitting there playing our gameboys. I saw the plug-in to his adapter for his car stereo, so I plugged it into my Gameboy Advance and the game sounds came over the stereo.
We laughed soo hard we were crying.
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