autistic high
I think people with autism, down syndrome, or any other retardation feel like they are just always high. I mean, they are always laughing, always happy, never understand anything, they just feel like they are always high dude.
wobbly stoner cat
if you tie a sock around a cat's waist, it can't balance for shit. so i was smoking and i remembered that and thought, "what if i did this to my cat when he was high?" PETA can suck my dick...i've gotta try this one.
Perfect Life.
so my dude was talking about his dad, and he was like my dad is obsessed with eating all healthy, working out, and studying. and i thought, 'damn dude..thats all the shit i wanna do but i'm always high." hahahaha right?
what if you could? you could feed the world!
whoa... I was just thinking I had to cough! man... but im not coughing. what if i did cough and I coughed up tacos? but not like all nasty like throwup. But I coughed up fresh made tacos from like taco bell... in the rapper and everything. I would never go hungry. becouse i could eat the tacos i coughed up. you could eat the tacos to. I could sell the tacos for alot of money! I could become really rich. Then I bet you wish you could cough up your own tacos. but you cant! becouse if that was possible I would get it copyrighted or something.... read more »
food delivery
Say if you wanted food from a restaraunt that didn't deliver you could call these guys up and they'd pick up your order and deliver it to you. That'd be so awesome you could call up any place and you could get whatever you wanted. That way you could continue to toke up as the service picked up your food.
Riddle me this riddle me that... (poem)
Riddle me this riddle me that, why must i chill with a bong that is black?
why must i pass my blunt to the right?
and be sure that this circle does not exeed five.
be sure, though its small,
our circle whole.
this is when i say to you.....
PACK ANOTHER-FUCKIN BOWL!!!
The Voice Inside My Head
I do alot of thinking. It's sort of my job. Getting blazed helps out alot. I've just realized that when I think, the silent voice inside my head is actually my own voice. I got extra high tonight and tried to change the voice in my head to make it be Bob Marley narrating my thoughts, but it didn't work. My highDEA is to have the ability to alter the voice in my head to be one with a Jamacian accent. That would be outstanding.
Blaze on ;)~
Christian Fiction
Does anyone else think its funny that there was a Christian Fiction table in Barnes & Noble, and The Bible wasn't on it... or am I just an asshole?
Who said pot heads can't do anything productive?
Vote this up if you think thats full of shit, i'm high 24/7 an i make music all the time, demo me --> www.myspace.com/officialemeffinel
I hate people who......
i hate people who put up highdeas that say "Vote up my highdea and (whoever) takes his first hit! Need 250 votes up!"
just tell them we all want them to take the first hit
stop getting an excuse to get votes up,
i want them to smoke but seriously....i wont vote up cuz i find it to be an excuse
fun button
there should be a button you push to electrify your doorknob when you don't want ppl banging on your door to let them in
doggie dooster
I don't know if anyone has posted this idea but it dawned on me as I scooped dog poop in my back yard yesterday. I have a chocolate lab & a mini weiner dog so there's lotsa doodie. If we have all those little robotic floor vacuums, why can't we have a robotic vacuum that picks up the dog poop in your back yard?
Rocko's Modern Life > Angry Beavers
Look, Angry Beavers was a great show, but Rocko was way better. That show showed the world the true meaning of a tripped out 90's show. And while I'm at it who else misses the Nick of the 90's? That stuff was the best.
'Dyson Ball'-esque push lawn mower
Has anyone seen the infomercial for that 'Dyson Ball' vacuum cleaner? It has a ball in the center instead of 4 wheels so it basically has a 360 degree turn radius thus making vacuuming much easier. Someone needs to invent a push lawn-mower with that same concept. God that would make my life easier.
a new way of partyin (the weer bong)
Ever just wanna get wasted and high quick? the weer bong is the answer, you have heard of a waterfall bong right? if not it is a water bottle (of any size), with a bowl stem at the top and a hole at the bottom, you plug the hole put water in it pack the bowl and light it and let the water out and watch the smoke fill up.
imagine this, that same concept but there is a tube attached to the hole at the bottom and you pour beer in it.
you take a beer bong, and you chug while some one lights the bowl and then after the chug you have to take a mean rip.
try that.
kush cab instead of cash cab
kinda like cash cab, but a game show completely about weed
all the questions would revolve around smoking, tricks, paraphernalia and other shit but the whole time your smoking too so not only the do the questions get harder but your getting fucked up while you goo
Cookie Dough Pipe
a bit long, but guarantee it is worth it, so jus click the read more and hear this incredible highDEA...
dude, so i jus read another highDEA and it inspired me to post my first highDEA. Ok, the other post said to build a plate/bowl out of cookie dough and serve cereal and milk, and eat the cookie dough plate afterwards; or a cookie dough cup, to drink stuff in, like milk.... read more »
Gentlemen!
We should smoke the shake, the left-overs, the not-as-good stuff when you're smoking by yourself and save the good buds for when you and your woman can smoke together. It's what all good gentlemen do.
all my life (well most of what counts anyways)
i started workin at dominos when i was 17, allready a big stoner, now im 24 and work at pizza hut and their basically the same routine, so i thought i had the perfect job right ? exactly, well maybe not dominos to be exact, but any pizza chain that delivers. to be a delivery guy is the bomb. drive around all night and do nothing else but get stoned and listin to killer ass music in your truck (or whatever p.o.s. you drive) ... on top of all that fun stuff you get paid !! TIPPS TOO !!... read more »
Upgrade this fuckn site already!!!!!!!!!!
There needs to be a drop down type scroll list for comments. because I get sick of getting redirected to another page to post a comment. And Im too high to click back and scroll down to get back where i was.....seriously
The Piano Keyboard
Soooooo here's the thing. I'm thinkin we need some way to let us non-musical ppl feel like we're kinda musical and stuff. so what if instead of a book of music with notes and shit, it was filled with letters, and the piano was like a keyboard. this highDEA could be the illshit song. like if each of these letters i typed was just a music note and it just made the illest beat ever. right???????
GET YOUR TITTIES OUT OF MY ORANGE JUICE!!!
Ok, so one day at lunch, my stoner bro Hunter is high as fuck and sits down at the table with some orange juice. Then this hot ass chick, also blazed, sits next to him with some chocolate milk. She takes his OJ and puts it between her boobs ao he takes her milk and puts it in his lap.... read more »
A call out to all the stoners
who let themselves get into other hard drugs and then realized they all suck. and pot kicks way more ass than anything there is. including alcohol. fuck the rest herbs the best.
Stoner nudest colony
well the title basically says it all..we all smoke marijuana and live happily and freely, and totally naked!!!!!!!!!
it definitaly has to be somewhere warm, near the ocean?
ohh i love to dream =]
-peace
A CHALLENGE FOR ALL YOU SMART STONERS
Ok, so I know nothing about physics. However, if you had a one of those mirrors that they use in police stations to interrogate people, ya know the ones that are see through on one side? I think they may be called two way mirrors, so thats what im gonna call it. Anyway imagine if you made a two way mirror BALL with the mirror part on the inside. So you could look into the mirror, but how would you see anything!! You could look threw it, but nothing would be able to reflect back through cuz theres a mirror on the inside! I dont get it, how would that work!... read more »
iPhone (Will save lives)
The next generation iPhone should have a few new tools.
1. The headphone jack should double as a Breathalyzer tool. Great for safety and party games.
2. The iPhone should have a tool that uses the speaker and microphone in a "sonar" program. Never get lost in the dark again!
3. The iPhone should have a scale option that measures to the 100th of a gram. Use your imagination.
4. The iPhone should have a lie detector application. Your boyfriend or girlfriend will never be able to lie again!
5.... read more »
Best Songs To Listen To Right After/When Smoking.
I would definately have to go with A Fifth of Beethoven by Walter Murphy & the Big Apple Band. The Original verison. That song is just so badass to smoke to! I love it. Another of the best songs to listen to when you've getting high is Fame by David Bowie. If the environment is all relaxed and you listen to these songs and smoke with people.. it's just so fun haha :)
Kinda Like Prostitutes...
I want to open a business, I wanna be a pimp for people that are kinda like prostitutes, except they don't do anything sexual.
I constantly get the chills as I'm falling asleep and I think "damn, wouldn't it be nice if there was a boy sleeping next to me every night, but without the pressure of a relationship and the energy necessary for sex."
These people's sole purpose would be to spoon you to sleep and keep you warm without turning on your expensive gas heat.
the alternative to flying
How bomb would it be if dragons existed and people could just fly places on their backs!.. obviously every family would own a dragon besides for the few radical "anti-animal cruelty" families.. do you think we would even use air planes if this were the case??
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