Afroman's song "because I got high" is kinda depressing cause all he talks about are the downside of drugs like he was gonna clean his room but then he got high which isn't to bad but then it becomes a serious matter losing his kids and wife and he ends up living on the street cause he got high...I think he was smoking something other than ganja

are really weird if you think about it... and think about all the last names of people you know some are really ridiculous, like how the hell did they come up with that?

suppose all of the weed you've ever smoked suddenly reappeared..i could only hope to be standing in a field at the time, otherwise that much weed would fill my apartment

There seriously needs to be some sort of device, Ideally no bigger than the size of a dime, that you can stick to cellphones, car keys, TV remotes, ANY frequently lost object. You could have a remote for it and when you pressed "find" The thing would make the loudest, constant beeping like an alarm clock, So you could find the object you lost. HELLO?!? You be screwed if you lost the remote for it though.. lol

Everyone who smokes pot is a friend to everyone else who smokes pot.I feel like I have a special connection with everyone who's shared the experience of being blazed. Here's to your next and future bowls and blunts, whoever is reading. :)

Have you ever been so high that when you come up with a highdea you start to have a massive debate within yourself about whether the highdea is valid? And by the time you get to your computer you've so thoroughly refuted the highdea that you can't in good conscience post it?

Yup, just happened to me, so I posted this instead.

While smoking a few bowls today in my backyard, I saw some sort of mechanism reaching for oranges from an orange tree located in my neighbor's backyard. I said out loud to myself "Woah, a mechanical arm." My neighbors, still picking their oranges, said "Do you smell that ganja? Throw that chick an orange, she's probably hungry." An orange promptly flew into my pool.

where would you absolutely looove to smoke? not gonna lie, i'd love just chillin in the back of a vw van with a shitload of comfy blankets in the middle of no where.. get some bomb music kick back and enjoy with a couple friends

If you tell a bus driver to stop stopping, how is he supposed to stop without stopping? You'd have to stop in order to stop stopping.. but i told that fucker to stop the stopping

There's a 4:20 showing of the new Twilight movie in my local theater and I STILL wouldn't see that bullshit.