when your ever baked and are just sitting on the couch have you ever realized how dumb some sports really are? like golf. when your stoned they all just look like idiots that are all dressed funny wacking a little white ball around.

So I usually always smoke with my friends, I like to smoke a cigarette after a blunt and so do my friends so I share my cigarettes, if I'm being so curtious as to kill my box of cigarettes why do you have to steal my lighter??

The thing is I just realized I was a victim to lighter pocketing cause my friend opened his center council and had 17 of my lighterts!!!! 17!!! I used to think I lost them while I was high!!! STOP STEALING YOUR FRIENDS LIGTERS!!

watch it, thats some trippy shit
Steve must have been on something crazy
jumpin into pictures and shit, and everything else is cardboard
and he runs in place and the world goes with him
watch it, its hilarious

With today's technology every other show or movie is a 3d movie. well im thinking they bring back all the cartoons that we loved growing up but now in 3d for all of our enjoyment. Can you even imagine Ahh Real Monsters 3d While baked sitting in your living room? What about Rugrats.. That tommy pickles is always getting into some type of adventure.. O chucky.... Then what about rockos modern liffe or Ren and stimpy.. Long at Last Cat Dog.. I think we should bring back all of the old cartoons we loved and make them 3ddd

can you just imagine having a mini elephant, horse, dog, monkey, or giraffe or anything. like it would fit in your palm. it would be soooo cool. you dont even know how bad i want one. i would give up a million dollars just to have a little monkey that you can bring to school and play with in class. lol. like it would be the size of like a fun size candy bar or something. it would be awesome. and you can just put it in your pocket when you go somewhere. say your sitting in class and you just wip out your mini monkey and he runs all over the table and climbs all over your stuff.

Imagine, if you will, a world where money is not only useful, its entertaining. What i mean by this nonsense, is liquid money. In a world controlled by a fliuds based economy- people will be happier because there money will be bitchin. Imagine pulling out a sack of money drpolets... it would probably taste really good thogh, making it harder to save your moeny. Therefore i predict some of the worlds richest people will be colorblind. I mean unable to taste things. Yeah. Imagine.

ever want to set that mood with your beautiful new piece of ass? hate cords, most technology and clunky cd players? would you liek a fresh alternative? hello im armageddonX and i would like each individuals opinion on music playing candles. a candle that lasts 3 hours, it plays music to set the mood and you can upload what music you would like the candle to play until it burns out.

'Cause it's fuckin' Sunday, and for the most of us, the bullshit starts tomorrow!

So smoke the fuck up, laugh your ass off,
ponder the infinite, & fall the fuck down
you clumsy stoner you!

Have a blast.

Peace, love & whathaveyou. =]

(By the way.. "incredible" is a weird word..
Why isn't it credible? Did it tell a big lie one time?
What if a credible person says "That's incredible!"
Does the universe explode?)

Even if I wanted to :]]
But who would want to?
God made it. Smoke it.

Next time you're standing around in a crowded place that's really quiet;

Scream "TURBO!!!" as loud as you can and just sprint full force
in any direction.

Turbo is the coolest word in the English language.

People get high, the bowl ends, and the lighter goes into the pocket of the last person to hit it. So why not have a full proof way to ensure your lighter gets returned to you. Simple Electro-light! A lighter mixed with a tazer. A button in your pocket that you push and then you just wait for the person who starts spazing out to give you it back. I think this would only take one example before people made damn sure they weren't sticking your lighter in their pocket.
Also, could have multiple other ways to use this which may be even more fun. Think about it

I hate my english class. I am sitting here right now, and apparently the class and the teacher are so boring that I was FORCED to get on here and snoop around.

If I was high this wouldn't have happened. I would either find the class interesting all of a sudden or I would forget my screen name and/or password.

I think I am going to go to my car and get high and then come back to class.

To all of you on here who are practically begging for votes..just a heads up. stoners have extra perception when it comes to things like this. we can spot out fakes foneys and even the attention seeking sober highdeas in a snap..so stop taking this site so seriously and smoke before u submit..i mean REALLY smoke
Skank it easy

so lots of people blaze before school and i was thinking that next week im going to smoke before school and my eyes get really red so then ill put eye drops in 1 eye and leave the other one alone so it looks like i have pink eye. then ill go to the nurse and tell her and she will send me home, and when i go home and blaze some more!! ill probably have to stay stoned for a while to trick my parents but it should work!!! try it out!!

I prefer to get at just the right level instead of getting stoned out of my mind. It's more fun to be functionable and walk around. Sometimes I get way too stoned and don't even want to move. That is only for before bed time.