I was watching Rugrats, great show by the way, I love that even babies can have the coolest adventures. But, really, where are these parents? Sometimes these four babies disappear from the house for hours and the Stu and DeeDee are nowhere in sight. Like the babies will manage to leave the playpen AND the house and get stuck in an RV for four hours thinking it's an adventure to the moon. Then they get back and into the house and a secured playpen, and only then do the parents arrive to pick up Chuckie, Phil and Lil. And then the parents are just like "oh they were so well-behaved and shit.... read more »

while im writting this it is my present,but when you read this itl be my past

my friends parents left my friend alone in the house for the weekend. so like any other teenager he had friends over and we all got stoned out of our minds. after smoking i took a trip to the bathroom. took a leak, washed my hands, looked up at the mirror and saw a post-it note that read 'make good choices'. I then look at my eyes in the mirror and say to myself "this was a really good choice".

How the fuck does this guy have his own stand up show? He's not the least bit funny, even when I'm high.. What's happening to the world around us?

I love whenever I'm about to get super high and i set out a delicious, premade food and drink so when i come back after my bowl its right there. i am so happy and so torched that i actually thanked the "sober me" for taking such good care of the "high me" as if it were another person .___.

Its wild that a person can know to the exact minute that he'll be thousands of miles away. Because of planes and trains and wtvr people are expected to be at a certain place at the exact minute the other person thinks they will. like a hundred years ago there was none of this. If a person travelling from california to new york even got there in the same week that they were supposed to then it was ok, but now if you tell your friend that your train is coming in at 9:43 you'll get 20 texts by 9:47 if your not there.

Last night I was blazed at a party, so I obviously rap battled a fat kid. This fat kid is really good at rap battling and fighting, so I was kinda scared. Since I was high he looked at being high as a weakness so I got to go second. The rules were, no fat jokes, and no high kid jokes. During his rap the entire thing was about how dumb I am because I get high. So it was my turn, and I only had to say one line.... read more »

I've posted a lot of highdeas, and the vast majority don't get published. I don't mind though. I enjoy giving smiles to the faces of the 2-7 stoners who upvote my highdeas. This bowl is for you guys!

Do you think birds that live in the ghetto are crazier then birds that live in the suburbs?

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