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187

Hmmmm,,

So, i drank liqour, puked, slept, woke up, puked,
i smoked a blunt, ate food, wrote a novel, ate an apple, climbed a tree, slept, dreamt, wakeandbaked:)010
143

switched around

my parents always think im high when i completely sober, or im obviously high and think im acting normal.
101

you know you're high when...

you get high, tell yourself you're going to stop smoking, look down five minutes later to find the bong right on your mouth. (repeat about 15x) hahaha.
143

Every time I see a highDEA with 68 votes

I upvote it just for that little giggle sesh when it turns 69. Hehehehe.
127

memory

we need a camera that follows us around when we are really high so we can rewind it to see what happened when we were to high to remember! but only we can see it and watch it!
175

Zombie Apocalypse

The more I smoke the more I think about the impending zombie apocalypse and how to survive it. So far I have not thought of a solid game plan due to the ever increasing types of zombies I am imagining. So right now zombie survival plan is at a stand still. God help us all.
184

whale lungs

I wish I had the lungs of a whale.. imagine those rips.
202

seriously guys

we can put a man on the moon but we cant invent a pill to make drug tests show up negative, come on guys step your game up
187

Build-A-Bong

1. Choose the size of your liking.
2. Pick design/Engraving.
3. Choose color(s).
4. Go get something to eat and by the time you finish, your new best friend will be waiting for you.
116

Sharing Good Music

Everyone loves finding new songs and showing them to their friends.. everyone wants to make their own CD's to share with their friends on high rides... and everyone thinks they have the best songs on their CD's... when in fact... I do.
107

reality is

for people who cant handle marijuana.

Pick it, Pack it, Fire it up! come along, and take a hit from the bong.
157

why are you high?

is what my brother asked me today ....the question is why aren't you?
158

From a stoner, to stoners everywhere

I dont know if this has been said on here before but I just wanted to let u guys know that if u change ur birthday on facebook to any age of 21 or older, there is a game like Farmville and it is called Pot Farm.

Yep, u grow weed. If you didnt already know.
106

Imagine...

I picked up a One Dollar bill today as part of change for a large cheese pizza. I went home and hit the bong a bit and ate some pizza and watched family guy. It was awesome. I looked back at my change and i noticed some some writing the dollar that read "IMAGINE A U.S. DEPARTMENT OF PEACE". Take a second fellow stoners, think about it and what it could do. Pretty groovy idea, no?
167

Text from last night

"Dude I rolled that salvia you gave me into that blunt we just smoked"

...I was wondering why I was sitting next to gumby.
131

Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog died yesterday of swine flu. His last words were "That bitch said she was clean!"
312

Nocturnal Stoners

To all the stoners that cherish the night time & love gettin blazed during after hours when you're the only one awake and you can chill and do whatever you want. this blunts for you
140

Broken Eyedrops

My buddy and I decided to go to Circle K, as we were very thirsty, and on the way decided to smoke a bit (obviously). As I parked, we decided to use eyedrops in an attempt to be stealthy. I leaned my seat back, and squeezed on the bottle. I said to my buddy "Dude... I think the eyedrops are broken...". It was only after 5 solid minutes of extreme frustration and confusion that I realized I forgot to take the cap off. We laughed for about 15 minutes before going in to get soda. Good times.
159

Thank You High Self

Today I was disappointed since i was loading the last of my baggie. But to my surprise when I pulled out my pipe there was an already loaded bowl. I like how my high self likes to leave presents for my sober self.

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107

For those who really need to sit down and STFU

Over dramatic dumbasses who believe that if your friends smoke weed it changes them, NO when theyr high theyr just high there is no real difference aside from laughing and eating alot more than usual. STFU your friends are not changed for good, they'll be fine after theyr nap!
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