K so I dont really believe in the creation of the world in 6 days and on the seventh day god rested, but seriously, I could see god after all his work going, damn that was a lot of work, well'p, today Im relaxing bust out the bong and invent weed. Thats my sunday, must have been gods sunday because thats when he rested

i was just smokin a blunt with my boys and i was just thinking what if you had a blunt that just never ran out. you could just keep hitting it and hitting and it would not get any lower!! or a never ending bowl.

Whenever I do any home improvements it always takes twice as long as it should because I can never remember where I set down my tools. I propose tools that would make a beeping sound when you first put them down to kinda jog you into remembering. (I put the hammer on the table)
I think this would help!

I think almost all the stoners in America who never heard about this site, randomly saw tosh.O that one day it featured this site. This is just more proof that stoners think a like.

Has anybody else ever looked in the mirror and thought to yourself "Holy shit. I forgot I looked like that."?

I will go to school to become a certified welder, my wife will go to school for pshycology (together about $150,000 + a year). live as cheep as possible, save about $100,000 a year. work for 7 or 8 years. retire and move into a small house in hawaii or florida right on the beach... grow 5 or 6 plants just for us and never have to worry about another thing again... all before we each turn 35. good plan or no? up vote if you think so...

So im coming back to school after a nice gb sesh with my friends and sittin in history class. After i realized they had blocked stumbleupon (which is for the best, because i have been known to burst into laughter mid government class due to stumbling) I decided to turn to see if highdeas wasn't blocked. It wasn't, but my paranoia kicked in, and i immediately turned it off thinking i would get in trouble for something? FUCKIN LEGALIZE MY DRUGS...or cancel school.

Does a guy who drinks and drives, and smokes a large amount of weed, but has a problem when someone lights a cigarette sound like a douchebag(thumbs up) or an average guy making the right choices in life?(thumbs down)

I'm going to move out of the country for a while. Somewhere like Australia or Italy. I'll stay long enough to pick up their accent, their dialect, their exclusive geographical vocabulary, and their attitude. Then I'll move back to the U.S. so that American girls will find me attractive because I'm foreign.

I like it when after I smoke, I can close my eyes for a few minutes and I forget that my body exists. Like my mind is floating through my thoughts because I can't feel my face.

when when your girlfriend gives you head while youre kicking ass in call of duty.

yea. time for another joint.

Can you call shotgun while in a car?
My friend did it and I called bullshit!

Remember those McDonalds commercials like five years back when they were advertising how mcnuggets were now made with all white meat. Wtf was in them before?

Thats the new tab they need one that lets us talk about so kick ass stoner stories!

Here are a few thing that I thought of while high,
Is anyone one else completely fried?
Nutella goes great with some pb & j,
Why does does the title have a big DEA?
Sex high is better, you know how I feel?
Cereal with no milk, what the fuck is the deal!
200 votes and I'll smoke some shit that's new,
300 and my roommate will hit that shit too,
I just forgot what I was going to say,
but I'm toasty so I'll post this anyway,
Up vote this "highDEA" if you're high as shit,
I'd like a blunt with never ending weed in it,
If weed was legal there would be no war?
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