Pott Buddies
Have you guys realized that every single stoner has a pott buddy, I mean sure, it's like pretty cool to smoke in group with your friends or your girlfriend/boyfriend... but, there is always someone special you like to smoke with, a friend, more than a friend, a pott buddy, just look at stoners characters in movies: harold has kummar, jay has silent bob, shaggy has scooby, right?...... read more »
school intercoms
the other day i was walking into school (high, obviously) and heard the school intercom from the parking lot. it was calling people to all these different parts of the school and i started getting really tweaked out thinking that this secretary's voice was controlling us...it was really getting inside my head. like why should i go to the office just because this lady coming from a speaker tells me to?
the underwear snake
whenever I get high by myself, whether I'm watching TV, doing homework, using the computer, or playing video games, my penis somehow finds its way into one of my hands, and I don't know why. I'll just be minding my own business, when suddenly I realize I've had my hand in my pants for half an hour, and I'm just like 'oh hey there buddy!'
New business idea??
ummmmm think about it, you're really high and STARVING. but too lazy to leave the house and sick of ordering pizzas.... imagine if there was a delivery service that picked you up food from where ever you wanted and then delivered THAT to your house... taco bell, mcdonalds, whatever your heart desired!! and then just put a delivery fee on it plus the bill and ta-da you're favorite munchie foods sans leavign the house!!
HighStorage on highdeas
This might be a little much, but we should have a section of highdeas like fliiby.com. Where we can store pictures, books, stories, comics or anything else of weed related interest on our profiles. I think it would create a better network of knowledge between the group because anyone could view your files, I know I have a TON of things that I'm sure most of the people here would love to read, and I'm sure you all have similar collections that you could put up.
the real optimus!?!?!
does anybody remember back when transformers was an old low budget cartoon and optimus prime was a fire truck??? just wondering haha but give me some daps i meant up votes if you do
toilet splash eliminator
you know when you take a shit and it drops down and splashes? it sucks. it gets your ass wet and dirty, and it makes it harder to wipe. it can also be cold. they should invent a toilet where the water is constantly vibrating in short waves, so that this doesn't happen...
but until then, there are two ways to eliminate this problem. you can pee at the same time, so that the water is moving and it doesn't splash. or you can place some sheets of toilet paper on the water under your target area, so that it absorbs the impact...
Do you have to Fight anyone to be a KungFu Master?
I recently decided to be KungFu Master and realized from my 8months of Tae Kwon Do training that we never fought anyone. We just broke some boards to get to a belt then had some Chips and Punch. Was a good time really but in my quest to be the greatest KungFu Master will i have to fight anyone?
Green Light. Yellow Light. Red Light
You know....
Stoplights sure do look like rasta colors.
Just look next time.
having to pee
you guys know the feling where u have to pee but wen u go to th bathroom u just stand there forever and 2 drops com out but it still feels lik ur about to explode?....i hat \that shit
high alter ego
some people have specifics things they do or ways they act when they're high, almost like a whole separate personality. they have a kind of "high alter ego". its still them, but they have some different habits and shit when they're high. we should all name our high alter egos.
how we see Colors
how do we know everyone sees colors the same way..like what if through one persons eyes purple looks completely different from another's? or like your eye color has something to do with it....
Art Gallary
What if the solar system is just an art gallary, and planet earth is just a piece of art made by aliens. and when we see UFOs, it is actually just the aliens viewing their pieces of art
2012 self-fulling prophecy?
Ok. So everyone knows about 2012 in some way or another. People might not believe anything is going to happen, or they might have crazy beliefs about what is going to happen in 2012, but everyone has the IDEA that something might happen in 2012. So what if because everybody has this IDEA that something MIGHT happen in 2012 the world performs its' own little self-fulling prophecy and something catastrophic or amazing DOES happen?
This blows my mind every time I think about it.
Does anybody else realize how fucking incredible it is that we've been to SPACE?!
Think about it:
We built huge fucking ROCKETS
that carried us to the fucking MOON.
Right now, Voyager 1 is 10 BILLION miles away cruising the solar system.
WHAT THE FUCK! THAT'S FUCKING MIND-BLOWING!
10 BILLION FUCKING MILES?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S FUCKING INCREDIBLE!
Something fun to do while sneezing.
Ok so when you feel as if you are about to sneeze, say "peek" right before you sneeze so it sounds like you're saying "pikachu!". Trust me.
weed fed animals
so someone said they wondered how a weed fed animal would taste. besdides that if you smoked it or roasted it and then ate it would the THC be released so you get high when you eat it?
PB&J quesadilla
Put peanut butter and jelly into a mixing bowl with some powdered sugar, then give it a good mixing until it's all mixed properly, spread it onto a tortilla, then slice some bananas and cook it for 45 seconds to a min. Preferably on a quesadilla maker. Regardless, it's dank.
brisket......
so, i'm from texas, i have some friends that have never heard of brisket. can you believe that? do normal people not bbq?? i find this so freaking weird. it's like some of the best bbq ever, i just don't get it. so do you think that i can freeze one of those suckers and send it to indiana and/or puerto rico from here? is that even possible to mail frozen slabs of meat? b/c that sounds like a good idea to me.
Whos Stoned Right Now?
I Am High,Very High. Like Willie Nelson High. Im Enjoying My Evening Waiting For The New South Park To Come On. What You Guys Doin?
being high around parents
OK so u ever noticed when your high around ur parents u tend to speed everything up like talking fast n moving fast just to prove ur not baked. it may be normal speed but when I'm high I can't tell.
Highdeas Community Articles
I would love it i this site had articles on smoking, legalization movements and growing. I know that most of us would be more then happy to help write these articles. I just feel like there is so much out there that we are missing out on, So much that we should learn. So much we could learn from one another, it would almost be a waste NOT to do this because there are a lot of people here that know their stuff, and everyone could learn something from one another.
I have to go to work
I hate working, but usually I smoke a little before hand and I am ok lol. I wonder how many smokers smoke before they have to work. I think majority of them do..
Change in Music
i dont know about you but i think after smoking a blunt i dont want to listen to screamo crap
i want to listen to easy listening, music with a flow
so i want a screamo lover to get stoned and show them how bad their music is
open their eyes to the real world
high percentage of high people
I wonder on what day and at what time the highest percentage of people are high for a normal week? Saturday at 4:25...? We need to monitor this sites traffic or make a poll
Invisible Animals
There are colors we cant see as humans, Inferred and ultra violet, that other animals can see. There are animals of all colors, even animals that can mimic every color.
So are there animals we cant see? Are those animals invisible to us?
Smoking with Morgan Freeman Pt. 2
Ok, Morgan Freeman should have his own cable television show called "Smoking with Morgan Freeman". Think about it, every night at 11, Morgan comes on tv and smokes a bowl or two while talking about his random thoughts. Some days he'll read a book aloud, some days he'll spend the whole time just laughing. Either way....ratings gold.
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