I lovve you. you are the perfect stoner beverage. $2.50 a gallon. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what a lazy ass word it puts four letters in the alphabet right in the center

so my mom is hella goody goody and has never smoked a day in her life. but we were on vacation and we went in the hottub and she was letting me smoke a blunt in there for once, and then she asked to try it. my mom smoked a whole blunt with me!

she so much higher in my book now haha.

Dear MR Dealer,

Please do not advertise your product as "no seeds" when we both know, as soon as i break a bud open, seeds will be everywhere. Really, it's no big deal when we get seeds, we just dont want to hear "no seeds" then have tons of them.

Sincerely,
Loyal Customer

Dr. Seuss knew his shit. All his books have a meaning, and green eggs and ham is about weed. First off, they're green. Second, Sam-I-Am is shunning the green eggs and ham, doesn't want anything to do with it or the people who eat it. Just like people in the world about weed. Finally, he tries it, and LOVES it. He goes crazy, and wants all the green eggs and ham he can get. And he munches out. Therefore, green eggs and ham = ganj.

Atta boy, Seuss.

Police bust 16 year old Johnny Smith*, Mary Sue*, and Paul Boy* with the possession of a usable amount of marijuana and paraphernalia. Kids reputations are trashed, police are considered heros. Good job men, keeping this town in order!

32-year old Chaz M. Michaels* robs local grocery store/pharmacy of a bottle of oxicottin at (water) gun point. Police are unsuccessful at the capture of Michaels, as he gets away on a bicycle...
A BICYCLE!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? Oh wait, now I remember...... read more »

So I'm blazed right now and I'm remembering when my friend told me about DMT, a drug that your brain excretes when you're sleeping and which makes you dream (pretty much making dreams psychedelic trips, good dreams = Good trip, nightmare = Bad trip). Anyway, your brain also releases this right after you die. What if heaven and hell were permanent trips and you have a 50/50 chance of which one you get. Heaven = Good trip, Hell = Bad trip. That's fucking crazy. I'm not sure if this has been thought of before, but I'm interested as hell (no pun intended).

is the sound of a sword slowly being pulled out of its sheath....you know which one i'm talking about.

needs to go play in traffic and take the Jonas Brothers with him...
~toke on fellow hippies~

put a decent size nug at the bottom. (not too tiny, but not huge... i trust if you are a true stoner you will know)

then fill the rest of the bowl with ground bud.
this makes for easy lighting...and it lasts for days.

<3