You know how people always tell you that Marijuana is dangerous when used as a coping mechanism? Utter bullshit, I broke up with my girl friend of over a year yesterday. I was super upset and I couldn't fall asleep. So I roasted a cuple bowls and boom! That bitch was gone from my mind. I listened to awesome music, ate some great food. Fuck D.A.R.E, they tell you that drugs are bad, I woke up feeling wonderful and a really hot girl even said I looked good today. Here is to you Banana Kush, a way better coping mechanism and girlfriend then mine ever was.

Working on art is so intense when your stoned. expecially when your listening to music. the other day i was jamming hard, working on a charcoal picture. its like dance drawing. i find the lines get much more expressive.

I wish drug dealing was like teaching, and every time my dealer is not around or sick, he would have like a hired substitute to do his job.
instead of leaving me weedless.

i like how on this site i can put whatever the fuck i want, its not like i have my parents reaading my updates and shit AKA facebook.. i love stoner sites:)

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina?: Only 1/5 of what comes out of her vagina's retarded

Cigarettes pretty much only help me pass the time until I can light up some delicious bud.

This is really complicated to describe and I'm high so bare with me here. When you get a pending friend request you should be able to see that persons Karma in relation to how much they have up'ed or downed your highdeas. like if they've uped every highdea that you have they would have 100%Karma with you, and if they have downed them all then they'd have 0. Just so you can see what that persons overall opinion of your ideas are.

smoked with my mom !. && her bf, && my big cousin !. And then I showed them how to make a water bottle 2 hole punch bong and then the look on my moms face when i cleared it !. she went && rolled another blunt for that !. i`m so toasted right now !. with my mom !.

It is obvious that this site loves Morgan Freeman, so I think the only logical That Highdeas pay Morgan Freeman to narrate every highdea,so that instead of reading everyone one, we can have Morgan Freeman unleash his unlimited knowledge upon us all. It would be listening to a really funny shawshank redemption.

My roommate (who has never smoked) just walk into the room and said "Man it's only 7:00. I'm so fucking board. There's nothing to do." I replied "Dude take a few hits of this weed (some fucking train wreck) and go back to doing whatever it was you were just doing and if it isn't amazing I will let you fucking have my 360 Elite." HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT!!!! (EXCUSE ME FOR I AM IN SHOCK) HE IS FUCKING STUPID RIGHT NOW. HE CAN'T SAY SHIT RIGHT, CAN'T FULLY REMEMBER SHIT AND HE'S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF AT NOTHING!!!! HE'S GONNA BE THANKING ME FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!! EPIC SUCCESS!!!!!

Ever play xbox live on Call of duty or something similar just so you can team-kill and annoy the other players? I find it hilarious, everyone takes it so seriously. Although its dick, Its so friggin fun

Cows are able to eat grass because they have two stomachs to digest all the fiber in grass. We unfortunately only have one :( .. So i was thinking, if we collect the digestive enzymes from both stomachs of a cow - make manmade copies and put it into pill form, maybe we too would be able to break down grass like cows and horses.

And if we don't have the specific proteins to work with the enzymes like cows, we could make copies of the proteins in the cow stomach too. This however would need to be a second pill so they dont start reacting until they're in your stomach

Seriously, I feel like all eyes are on me and someone is about to arrest me or something if I type one more thing wrong

Call of duty is to guys what twilight is to girls. I made fun of some people for seeing it then realized we had been playing cod for 3 hours. Fucking Riot Shield kicks ass

Recently whenever I watch T.V. high i feel like I'm on the live set of something just being recorded. It feels like im there watching the actors act. I thought i was the only one then one day me and my bro were watching 'Scrubs' will baked and told him; apparently he thinks the same thing.

Its kind of hard to explain but next time your baked try it.

Is it just us or has anyone else done this?