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house arrest

ok so ive been dating this girl for 6 month and i just told her i smoked, she turned me into the cops.... they took all my purple haze and well, just about everything, im under house arrest. heres her number..1-757-402-9630... help me out guys i need her to feel as bad as i do right now, shes a bitch. do this for highdeas

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you know what really grinds my gears

when you finish off the last of your weed:/ shit

73

First Start Smoking

Who here remembers the first day you got really, really high? Now I'm not saying that getting high now is any less awesome than when I first started to smoke, but how epic were those days when you got ripped off your ass from a Gatorade bottle and socket wrench?

35

winter vs. summer

remember summer, when you would blaze all day and then go out on a nice adventure through the woods or down to a river or beach. remember you would sit and complain about how fucking hot it was, but how amazing it felt.

now is the time for winter. you will blaze all day to make yourself warm, and those same little adventures turn into an entire fucking excursion.... read more »

16

New Ideas???

I need some new ideas for homemade smoking peices
no more steam rollers out of foil and toilet paper rolls
or waterfalls from pop bottles.
something new

31

Going to Wal-Mart when you're high

is just the greatest thing ever. You can find anything in there.

50

just a thought...

ok, i just smoked so try to follow me, i might not make sense... well i got popped for having 2 pipes and a grinder, im sloppy i know. anyways. i have to quit smoking on dec. 2nd for a year =[ fucking bullshit. well piss tests got me thinkin... you know how weed, the most innocent, stays in your system for a month or so and the other drugs that are worse for you are out in a matter of days, if that?? well i think its because weed was never meant to be taken away. i mean think about it. your body does what it does to metabolize that other shit as fast as it can to get rid of it..... read more »

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I just figured oout what i want to be when I grow up

I dont want to be a cop, or a lawyer or a doctor. I was watching NFL and realized my purpose in life is. No not a quarterback or coach, or a fan, or a celebrity. but more important there was an awesome view of the stadium on TV, no not an architect and build shit but in the sky. do you get it ? no?! I WANT TO BE A BLIMP DRIVER! how sweet would that be in the bar yeah ...i drive a Budweiser blimp YESS

61

The Lion King

Okay, so I was watching The Lion King and I came to the conclusion that Timone and Pumba are high.

The song they sing, Hakuna Matata talking about no worries seems just like something a stoner would think up. Then they have the munchies and go eat bugs.

Does anyone else think this?

24

Pokemon Life

Make a pokemon game that uses GPS information to determine which types pokemon you might run in to. Imagine, when you're in the desert, you'll catch sandshrew and such; if you're on the ocean, you'll catch fish. The legendary pokemon could be next to volcanos and on top of mount kilimanjaro. Also, the game/devices could communicate and show you the coordinates of people who want to battle. Imagine. Pokemon Life.

47

If you love

People who smoke. Or your dealer for supplying you hapiness vote up.

P.S. I love all of you

24

The beatles and twilight?

I love the Beatles ..but if i was born in the beatles era would I hate them as much as I do twilight?

30

Bong and Pipe Cleaning Service

They should have a bong and pipe cleaning service that does home appointments. Cause I keep saying how dirty my pipe is and how I have to clean it, but then I just end up getting high and dont care anymore.

87

I love being

High alone sometimes. i found myself dancing while packing a bowl to my favorite song, smoking my delicious weed and thinking about good times. This is the life.

38

Has anyone noticed...

Mythbusters is soooo hard to watch when you're high. Just tell me whether crocodiles can run in a zig zag or not, I don't give a shit about this other nonsense.

24

music follows evolution

it started like way back when with classical or something, and then there was natural selection of what variations sounded good, and eventually these variations became so different that they diverged into new genres. like finches. and sometimes these genres (species) mate and create new genres, like fusion.

33

stroke of sheer brilliance

pie is the best idea ever. i wish i had that idea.

42

Benjamin Button Backwards.

If you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards, its just a normal life of a man who doesnt get pussy till hes really old.

34

the earth's surface really isn't 70% water

if you took all the fishes and shit out of the ocean all the displaced water would expose (i'd guess) a shit-ton more coastline.

213

So, I just made a bet

My friend and I made a bet about 2012. I bet him 100 dollars that the world isn't going to end. He bet me it is. If I win, I get paid. If he wins, we all die. I believe I made a good investment.

23

Ritual Smoke

I know everyone will put this down but it kills me that we use marijuana (including myself) as a recreational drug and not a ritual one... I think we have a lot to learn between divination and just getting high

56

Transdifferentiation Is the Key to Immortality

Transdifferentiation [long word there] is the process of a cell turning into another cell. There is a Jelly Fish that can continually morph back it's juvenile stage after it becomes an adult. If we could harness the power of transdifferntation we could regress our bodies back to a younger state, all we would need to do is isolate the gene.

We could live forever, and you know what that means?
You're gonna live to smoke on another planet.
We need to fund this.

32

Reality..what if

What if your conscious view of reality was just a figment of imagination in a crazy persons head. Like, what if every person in the world was just a different personality of a schizophrenic person in a mental hospital in the REAL life. Damn, im stoned.

76

marijuana makes you more human.

and maybe thats why its illegal. think about it. youre sitting in a room full of people you dont know and dont identify with, then bam someone pulls out a nice fat blunt and suddenly, everyone gets along. differences are put aside. we become one and get high and its beautiful.

60

Oven setting

Whenever I cook something in the oven and the package says 425, no thanks I'll bake on 420 all day :)

15

You're never safe

Paranoia just kicked in.

What if all television devices were in fact tools for spying on the unsuspecting consumers? What if they were actually highly sophisticated, state of the art technology and had built in cameras/microphones, all with the simple goal of having total control over the citizen masses? It doesn't have to be just tv's, it could be any electrical device.... read more »

23

Circular Breathing. The jedi force for stoners?

If you have ever played a didgeridoo you are aware of this technique. Its involves a continuous inhale exhale skill in which airflow never stops. You have to do this weird thing with your cheeks and a pocket of air so the stream of air is never altered, kinda hard to explain. I actually perfected my technique with a bong so I could see the bubbles... Full breath in your mouth followed immediately by full breath out your nose, no pause, repeat. The highness level would be infinite. Need I say more??

34

Words are weird

You ever notice if you say a word over and over again it sounds stupid as hell?
like scuba
scuba, scuba, scuba, scuba?

75

Shower naked... and high!!

Nothing is better than getting super stoned, getting naked, and climbing in the shower and/or tub for some head n' shoulders and lever 2000 action. Its always funny when youre so high you forget what you were doing and end up just pacing around confused and naked.

26

TwelveSpaces Theory

If you take the words "Twelve Spaces" and take out the middle space you see "TwelveSpaces".
thats not the interesting part. the interesting part is TwelveSpaces takes up exactly twelve spaces.
blow your mind? i thought so.

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